I have my ged science test in 2 hours. How hard is it?
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>>36640088
As hard as my dick on a sunday morning.
So, like a semi.
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>>36640135
Most robots have sexual disfunction issues, so not hard?
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Katy Perry passed it when she was like 15 and never went to school again.
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Is the prostate proof of intelligent design?
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>breathe through the same hole we use to eat and drink
Hmmm
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Putting it away from the place you expel waste from would be proof of intelligent design.
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>humans are supposed to be monogamous
>that's why penises have mushroom shaped heads that can suck out the semen of opposing mates
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No interpals thread?
Why not?
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>>36639922
Why the fuck would there be one? Why the fuck would anyone ever go on Interpals?
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>>36639936
Are you a newfag or what? there were interpals generals daily not that long ago where did they go?
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>>36639966
Interpal is trash and full of retards who don't even speak English. It's pointless.
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Are you man enough to handle this /r9k/?
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>>36639871
some people are just unlucky in how their shit looks
i hope that bitch has been teased over that shit
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>>36639871
I honestly don't think so.
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>>36639871
What the fuck. Get that shit out of here desu. Reported!
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>tfw haven't shitten in 2 days
>I usually shit twice a day
W-what is going on? Am I going to die?
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>tfw go through cycles of shitting daily to shitting every 3 days
I don't know what to think of this.
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>shitten
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>>36639892
>shit (third-person singular simple present shits, present participle shitting, simple past shit or shitted or shat, past participle shit or shitted or shat or shitten)
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/shit#Verb
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Were you gay before /r9k/?
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>>36639834
Yes I was anon
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>>36639834
At least somewhat
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>>36639834
No
It's r9k that made me gay
What would happen if you went to North Korea, got a female tour guide, and grabbed her ass?
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Kim Jong Un himself descends from the sky on his golden hover platform and tosses kimchi into your face before nuking Seoul
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10 generations of your family go to the death camp.
I'm probably right desu.
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>>36639811
Then you'd be forced to marry her and eat nothing but Kimchi for the rest of your life
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>always take messy sticky shits
>impatient wiper
>skid marks on all my panties
>often faintly smell of shit
>if a guy ever goes down on me he'll probably gag from smelling my shitty asshole
pic related is my asshole just before I post this
I haven't taken a dump all day and it's still all shitty
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>>36639727
>implying robots aren't into that
is this your first day on r9k
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>>36639727
IMG that isn t you, fuck off
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>>36639727
stop larping you fat autistic faggot
timestamp or no one will believe your shitty asshole
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God, I wish that were me.
/r9k/
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>>36639682
>God, I wish that were me.
Which one?
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>>36639682
That's how I'm currently posting
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>>36639760
Obviously the guy
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Tfw obsessed with a girl who doesn't want to be with me
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>>36639679
Story of my life, anon. I feels ya
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>>36639679
Well..you can..you know? Move on
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>>36639679
Stop association now dude otherwise it's misery
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What are the comfiest RPGs? Don't feel like going out today.
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>>36639545
something about shadow run is pretty comfy. I love that cyberpunk setting.
when i want maximum comfy feels tho, I cant go past the yugioh TCRPGs like 7 trials to glory, or the pokemon TCG.
Or yellow in a 20x emulator.
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Morrowind always feels comfy.
It's not the best rpg by far but for some reason Seyda Neen feels like home.
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>>36639545
Persona 4 Golden
All the love and adulation you could want
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Is it better to let a man be in ignorant bliss or tell him that his gf is cheating? 2017-04-29 12:14:02 Post No.36639448
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Is it better to let a man be in ignorant bliss or tell him that his gf is cheating?
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So I have two good friends in the world, and one (let's caller Amy) has a bf and the other is a lesbian (I'll call her Stella). The other night, they slept together (at my house, which is shitty in and of itself). I really like Amy's bf, he's a really great guy and doesn't deserve to be cheated on.
I confronted them about it and Amy thinks that it doesn't count if it's a girl and not a guy. We had a big argument about it. I am honestly at a loss for what to do. On the one hand, I don't like getting involved in my friends' drama as there has always been a lot of it and it's never ended well (I'm the quiet, sensible, "clever" one). But on the other, it seems very wrong and I think the guy Amy is dating deserves better or at least, to know. Stella, for her part, is a bit of an SJW and hates men, and thinks he deserves it.
What should I do?
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Tell her BF, bitch deserves it also post pic
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If you truly value the guy, you'd tell him. His honour is being destroyed, and you're watching it happen. If she can justify doing that, god knows what else she has done.
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>>36639484
What, of me?
I'm not really one for doing that, I only came here for advice on what men would prefer.
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Red flags for guys
>he still believes in aliens
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>>36639380
>he never had a kiss in HS
>he never ha sex in HS
>he wears autism glasses
>mom buys his clothes
>no driving licence
>he still listens to metal
>he's afraid of touching female
>never been outside his country
>never had a job
>is underweight
>doesnt know how to dance
>has a bad relationship with family
>doesnt tip to waiters
>has long hair
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>>36639454
Dumb bitch. Tipping waiters is a Burger thing. It's not done in other countries.
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>>36639517
>Tipping waiters is a Burger thing
Uh no.
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>tfw my best friend became a girl (male) cut all contact with everyone and is now escorting.
How do I get over it.
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fuck her(male)
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>>36639238
go in disguise and fuck him
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>>36639282
Seconded this, there's a perfect disguise just waiting for you
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> mum calls
> spends 10 minutes telling me that I have to find a job
> says that I should upload a resume, finish my website, ask someone in uni, etc
> I cannot explain her that because of nogf feels I have no motivation to do anything
What should I do?
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Please help me r9k. Life shouldnt be like this.
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I dunno
how about you get a job
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Please kys OP, your a fucking waste of time.