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>>38198258
If you have to use a console this generation then I think it's going to have to be a PS4. So far at least Xbox has had a disastrous time.

>PC MASTER RACE!!11!

>paid online
>proprietary everything
>didn't even have blu ray until current gen
>kinect spyware

Xbox is trash. The controllers are the only good thing.

>>38198258
since when any console is good?

I would originally

maybe if we were all super soldiers and ex special forces it would work and there was a constant supply of WAR to sell our souls into for enough wealth to sustain out heaven then it might be viable.

>>38198265
Our Outer Heaven is less about war and more about creating our own sanctuary.
MSF and Diamond Dogs just happened to build their sanctuary using skills they had which happened to be war.
We could do the same with our skills given enough man power.
It could be any.

Bring back old Ice who actually played RS, new Ice is fucking boring.

>>38198163

>boring

Are you kidding? I just got into his streams a few months back and the vidcon one was entertaining as fuck, he got drunk with eggman and met a ton of interesting people and then he met Philip Defranco which was cool when he was hammered and his 24 hour stream was pretty funny and wild and then he's been doing an Amsterdam stream and getting hella high! LOL! You're missing out haha Ice is a cool ass dude.

>>38198198
Well no shit you like Ice right now because you got into him while he was doing his 'new' content. Do wonder if the guys who watch him now know about the Emily stuff thought, just curious about that.

P2
>Redhead gets actual signs of a panic attack when I am assigned her partner, she spilled her spaghetti more than I did (LIKELY)
>Random teacher stops me, ask about me and says I can stop by and talk to her whenever I want (UNSURE)
>Girl complimented my generic glass pipe (LIKELY)
>Ultra Stacey glances at me, then taps her friend on the shoulder and they both stare at me (Made me very nervous)
>Brunette girl always glanced at me, once said "hey" to me but I pretended not to hear her because I am socially awkward. (LIKLEY)
>Asian girl from driver's ed ask me for my number (CONFIRMED)
>Qt curly haired blonde girl always glanced and smiled at me, her friend once shoved her into me (LIKELY)
>Stacey cheerleader once ran her leg up mine when seated (UNSURE)
>Asian girl said she'll be thinking of me after my bro talked about me working out (LIKELY)
>Cheerleader kept glancing at me, then gave me an intense stare (UNSURE)
>Asian girl talked about how she hates muscular guys right next to me while a fellow robot pointed and laughed at me, but I noticed she would cop feels on me (LIKELY)
>Girl smiled and waved at me, ignored her (LIKELY)
(Some other instances including some in the gym and store) I could just be delusional as I am an incel and see no reason for a girl to be attracted to me. Compared to the amount of shit I've got from girls and society in general, this does not compare. Even if given the chance, Chad will violently fuck the memory of me out of them even if so.

>>38198021
I have literally too m any too count or remember. But one that always stands out was a really qt blonde girl said she has "dreams about me" and then asked me "Is that w-weird?"

I said "Yeah. Don't talk to me ever again."

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>>38198155
>>38198025
>>38198021
Hahahahahaha delusional faggots.

I've 2 daughters, been here since '06

>>38198213
How old?

Not trying to sound creepy.

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>>38198018
Married, one son. Been on 4chan since '05. 28 years old.

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>>38197895
>tfw hiding in the bathroom to escape work for a brief minute

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>>38198049
>spend as long as I can peeing, washing my hands, etc.
>when I check my appearance in the mirror, I just stare at myself and begin to reflect on all the individual and awful choices I've made throughout my life that have funneled me into a job I hate
>leave bathroom with thoughts of suicide intensified

>>38197895
You and I both, faggot.

middle one sucks my dick and I'll buy you a case

>>38197783
I'd do it if they pay me.. or if they invite me to be their friend. I'm so lonely.

>>38197783
And risk losing my license? No, thank you

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>>38197731
this is an excellent post desu

>>38197731
But you would have never met the right people. If you are born ugly like most people here no one would want to give you a chance.

>>38197793
>But you would have never met the right people. If you are born ugly like most people here no one would want to give you a chance.
This 100%

I don't remember you.
Goodbye

How many guys are going to read this post and decides to rape and kill women.

>>38197715
The sad thing is that although you sound like a cunt (probably intentionally), what you say might be true for some.

>>38197655
>How do I convince mommy to have sex with me
Be Chad

>>38197655
Lots of alcohol and drugs. It's easy I've done it plenty of times with my all of my moms

>>38198062
mom
>s

what

do it and dont tell her. downside is that you have to live with the fact that you fucked a tranny

>>38197647

so fake, so very gay

Cheat on your gf with a tranny? Absolutely disgusting. If you're going to cheat do it the right way.

>>38197639

Boohoo OP, It's almost like most of us aren't in the exact same position as you.

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>>38197639
"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SHOW UP, SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER, AND SHAKE HIS DAMN HAND, CHAMP."

>>38197639
Where did you go to school?

Degree?

I went to UC Riverside

BA in political science

Mostly part time jobs or unemployed since graduating in 2011. I had a full time job for 8 months making a dollar above minimum wage before my job was contracted out and I got laid off

>>38197515
Amen.
I think I've slept on my back at most 10 times in my life and every single time it was sitting up when drunk as fuck on my bed watching something.
I can only really sleep on my sides.
Can sleep on my front also but not as well.

I also rarely sleep on my back, mostly because of my fear of sleep paralysis (has happened to me twice while sleeping on my back).

>>38197809
>sleep paralysis
GOD DAMMIT why did i look that up. I didn't even want to look up pictures, but Google randomly displayed these creepy pictures.
Anyway, it used to happen to me a lot that i woke up, unable to move at all, and could barely breathe.
It turns out my body was too weak. A bit of cardio and strength training a few times a week fixed that for me

>>38197493
I did not go because I planned to go a year after hs, I waited around and now I am going at age 22 next year.

>>38197493
>Why didn't you graduate?
>Why didn't you go to college/uni?

I dropped out of college because I never did any work since I browsed /r9k/ all day

Nothing changed

>>38197493
I dropped out of college for a few reasons, mostly because an emo kid shot up my school and also I discovered 4chan around that time and I had no guidance or help from my parents for the most part.

Anyways I'm 30 fuck years old and I'm going back by next year most likely.

Reminder to sage these threads, robots...

>>38197464
She's a sociopath dumbass also please head on over to reddit and don't come back

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No wonder why you're all virgin losers who'll never get laid. With that kind of mentality... get a fucking life, fucking losers, you'll always be browsing this pathetic board looking for some simpathy, bunch of obese neckbeards