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If I die, will I be able to be with my waifu in the next world?
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>>37599687
no you idiot she wants chad
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>>37599687
>Saber
Garbage tier waifu

That afterlife would be hell or mediocre at best.
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>>37599697
>Garbage tier waifu
go take your meds. even if the afterlife was hell it would be a million times better than here

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Does anyone else not want kids? People told me things like "it's biology you can't fight it" and "you will when you get older". This was when I was in my 20s but now I'm nearly 40 and still feel no need to have any.
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Me. Raising kids must be hell and they annoy the living shit out of me. I also just cannot imagine myself taking care of them. I'd have to hire a nanny or someone to do so for me.

That is if my kid turns out normie. If my kid is a robot like his dad, I'll raise him better than my parents did
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I'm a lazy sack of shit who can barely care for himself so if I ever had kids I'm 200% sure I would be a deadbeat dad.
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>retarded boomers ruin the country and don't even have kids
absolutely devilish.

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>qt cashier is nice with me
>i fell in love with her
im a loser lads
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She's just doing her job man.
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>>37599658
>Falling for the 3D pussy jew
no you're a retard
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>>37599658
THIS IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST
IT'S OVER LAD

A-am I Chad now?
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>>37599558
No, that's beta.
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>>37599558
>You're a dick
>Somehow still intrigued
That's pretty Chad, bro. Don't mess it up
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>>37599558
That bitch ugly should have left her ass on read from the beginning

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What is it about dicks that makes them look so yummy?
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>>37599469
>What is it about dicks that makes them look so yummy?
forced perspective
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The fact that you are fucking gay, that's it.
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there's just something about uncut dicks that make them really visually appealing

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Starting today, I am going to improve my life.
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good luck with that, anon. wish you the best
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you cant escape /r9k/
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No, you're not. Now back to loneliness.

>Literally everyone having sex
>Somehow there are still virgins
Genuinely curious, how does this happen?
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Will you have sex with me?

penis
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fuck off normie
get off the fucking board
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Only top percentile is having sex , now fuck off retard

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If you prefer chicken flavor to shrimp you are a normie and have bad taste.
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oriental > pork > beef > creamy chicken > shrimp > chili > chicken > lime shrimp > chicken mushroom
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>eating cheap gook food

Kys
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>>37599385
Pork is the best and you're a goddamn retard if you disagree

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Some of you guys are alright, don't go to /pol/ tomorrow
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>>37599376
>Some of you guys are alt-right don't go to /pol/ice tomorrow
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This place is filled to the brim with Normie's.

I bet cash most of them cant even browse there without getting triggered
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>>37599376
Some of you guys are alright, don't go at the store tomorrow...oh wait I'm already dead

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who is this ashleyanon i see in every thread?
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don't care, but a nice improvement over the steven universe one
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he's an annoying attentionwhoring faggot
just ignore him so that maybe he goes away someday
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>>37599192
dunsel hes a fucking faggot that avatar fagged for a long ass time I thought he killed himself unlucky he didn't

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What do you do in your spare time to forget about the loneliness?
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I have been trying transition into being a gym rat lately. I just want a female to smile at me.
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Loneliness is all I had
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>>37599170
I have conversations with inanimate objects. I give them names,backstory, and personality. I remember them better than people nowadays.

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Does anyone eIse on here ever get envious of female sexuality?

l don't think l realIy want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... lt just feels Iike biology and my body have betrayed me.
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>>37599121
This is my favorite b8, I r8 it 8/8 m8
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>>37599121
You still haven't explained why you're not pumping your prostate for multitudinous mind-blowing orgasms. And no, "there's poo there" doesn't count because enemas are a thing.
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What kind of vibrator is that? Looks interesting

Reminder that you are not a robot if you don't prefer dark chocolate over any other types of chocolate
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>>37599114
fuck off. dark chocolate is the worst chocolate since it tastes bitter. go suck on some nigger cock
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Objectively, white chocolate isn't that bad

Also dark chocolate is too fucking bittersweet, Fuck outta here with that shit
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>>37599129
>>37599134
Get the fuck off my board you retarded double digit IQ normalfags
>white chocolate
not even chocolate

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Is this the new normie trend? I've noticed this shit is really popular and apparently half a can is enough to get someone drunk as fuck. What is in this shit?
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Alcoholic energy drinks

I heard they can be dangerous, I thought they quit selling them
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This was super popular like 5 years ago OP. Get with the times old man
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>new
tbo
and dbo

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>everyone eIse has had more sex than me
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>>37599022
Good observation you fucking retard
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>>37599022
>eIse
you have to stop being this unoriginal, shitbag.
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>>37599022
how do you have less sex than 0


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