Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4781. page

She's just doing her job man.

>>37599658
>Falling for the 3D pussy jew
no you're a retard

>>37599658
THIS IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST
IT'S OVER LAD

>>37599558
No, that's beta.

>>37599558
>You're a dick
>Somehow still intrigued
That's pretty Chad, bro. Don't mess it up

>>37599558
That bitch ugly should have left her ass on read from the beginning

>>37599469
>What is it about dicks that makes them look so yummy?
forced perspective

The fact that you are fucking gay, that's it.

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there's just something about uncut dicks that make them really visually appealing

good luck with that, anon. wish you the best

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you cant escape /r9k/

No, you're not. Now back to loneliness.

Will you have sex with me?

penis

fuck off normie
get off the fucking board

Only top percentile is having sex , now fuck off retard

oriental > pork > beef > creamy chicken > shrimp > chili > chicken > lime shrimp > chicken mushroom

>eating cheap gook food

Kys

>>37599385
Pork is the best and you're a goddamn retard if you disagree

>>37599376
>Some of you guys are alt-right don't go to /pol/ice tomorrow

This place is filled to the brim with Normie's.

I bet cash most of them cant even browse there without getting triggered

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>>37599376
Some of you guys are alright, don't go at the store tomorrow...oh wait I'm already dead

don't care, but a nice improvement over the steven universe one

he's an annoying attentionwhoring faggot
just ignore him so that maybe he goes away someday

>>37599192
dunsel hes a fucking faggot that avatar fagged for a long ass time I thought he killed himself unlucky he didn't

I have been trying transition into being a gym rat lately. I just want a female to smile at me.

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Loneliness is all I had

>>37599170
I have conversations with inanimate objects. I give them names,backstory, and personality. I remember them better than people nowadays.

>>37599121
This is my favorite b8, I r8 it 8/8 m8

>>37599121
You still haven't explained why you're not pumping your prostate for multitudinous mind-blowing orgasms. And no, "there's poo there" doesn't count because enemas are a thing.

What kind of vibrator is that? Looks interesting

>>37599114
fuck off. dark chocolate is the worst chocolate since it tastes bitter. go suck on some nigger cock

Objectively, white chocolate isn't that bad

Also dark chocolate is too fucking bittersweet, Fuck outta here with that shit

>>37599129
>>37599134
Get the fuck off my board you retarded double digit IQ normalfags
>white chocolate
not even chocolate

Alcoholic energy drinks

I heard they can be dangerous, I thought they quit selling them

This was super popular like 5 years ago OP. Get with the times old man

>new
tbo
and dbo

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>>37599022
Good observation you fucking retard

>>37599022
>eIse
you have to stop being this unoriginal, shitbag.

>>37599022
how do you have less sex than 0

Nigga, society has always been a facade

I feel like people like us are part of some grand universal experiment, or perhaps it was a mistake, but we're completely out of tune with the so-called "normies". I believe a large portion of robots have autism, more towards the high functioning aspergers end of the spectrum. Thus we cannot naturally fit into "normie" society. Our attempts to fit in are mocked and laughed at, often to the point of where we just give up trying to fit in at all.
There are unwritten social rules guiding normies interactions with each other, they follow specific patterns, they're predictable and that's important for society to function. Then you have a robot, who is largely unpredictable because they either cannot or will not follow the social rules that the normies are bound to. They are outcast because of this unpredictability, they're not part of the "normie" tribe.
Do we try to play along with a game that was rigged against us from the start, or do we try to live life on our own terms?

>>37599007
I started to be completely honest and call people out on their fake shit, I am a social retard anyways so I decided to behave like this to people to vent out my anger.

Most people hate me to the guts, but it's priceless telling a female coworker how much of a hypocrite they are, their tries to rationalize is hilarious.

Also a few people actually like me now.

I got my wizard's hat a few months ago

not all its cracked up to be desu

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still a virgin, and have never held hands with anyone or shared a romantic kiss with anyone yet

>>37598955
Just turned 20, still khhv, Im heading down the wrong path arent i