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>>34042102
Just because I'm single it doesn't mean anything about me nor my value as an individual. I don't need no excuse, I'm not in a relationship because it ain't the right time.

>>34042265
You Can Run
But You Cant Hide
Love Is Everywhere

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>>34042102
But I have both a functioning heart and a bf.

Ham is pretty cool

I feel so inclined to talk to you about the bad things in life, but I am going to refrain.

>>34042098
Besides vidya, fapping and food there is no other pleasure in life for me.

At least the pic you posted is nice.

>>34042048
Please don't end it all that would make me horribly sad.

>>34042048
Hopefully things will get better but sometimes life sucks a lot I'm 23 and I can't transition either so I know how you feel.

>>34042039
I prefer average dicks desu
oregano

>>34042039
It's considered shallow or slutty to openly say "I love huge dicks", so even if they do they don't say it because it sounds bad. Do you have any other questions you want answered?

>>34042061

You have a dick so it's invalid.

>>34042109

Even in anonymous environment they do this, I just don't understand. Do they do this so below average man still give them attention?

>>34041952


Got a handy from my aunt a couple times she's 43.

Twas fun.

I would unironically marry someone who's over 50-60, but I'm 30something so I don't count, they want young roid monkey Chads.

>>34042329
This.
I' 32 and I'd get on with some sugar mama type shit or whatever, but yeah they want chadfags who've still got some boyish looks.

>>34041903
Been there a few years back.
It's mostly dead links, btc mixing, edgy (but useful) forums or chans, creepypastas, weed, weapons and illegal porn.
To earn further access you have to become part of some community and gain their trust.

I looked at real life cheese pizza once, but it was only a quick flash of an image before closing it down. Other than that it's not that interesting unless you're initiated, most of it was drug dealings and archived books/texts.

>>34041903
Boring as shit unless you're looking for cp or drugs. It's useful then. Also maybe guns but I'm not sure how legit that is considering there's less of a market and more of a risk. Lot of potential fake vendors that are secretly police. Can in theory buy poison but they're all police. There's no snuff or assassins or anything like that.

>>34041896
No
oregano no oringal RREEajl;ajfkl;asjf

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>>34041896
My parents tried but I fucking hated it, so they eventually gave up.

They forced me into soccer, baseball, and basketball. And now I'm here.

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>>34041896
>tfw spent six years playing football

Seriously, all I got from it is hate for teambased games and not being fat.

>>34041884
why are you such a sjw cuck?

>>34041884
What's boys club?

>>34041884
What do you think about the impact that your work has made?

>>34041876

what does ritalin do to you? do you have more energy?

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>>34041921
More energy and more focus. Also a slight euphoric 'I can do anything I set my mind to' kind of feel after taking the first one of the day. The latter is mostly due to the effect it has on the dopamine system, which is also involved in orgasms (during one you secrete a lot of dopamine, making you feel gudgud).

>>34042029
Tell me what happens when this feeling wears out.

guys plz

help a robot in need

>>34041840

I honestly do believe it's a waste of time, money, emotional investment, etc. and for what? So you *might* get your dick wet for 5 minutes? Why not just find a nice looking prostitutue if that's what you're after? And even in a "best case scenario" an you two end up getting married, there's a 50% divorce rate atm meaning you have a 50% chance to lose custody of your children, part of your paycheck, etc.

I'm honestly not sure what all the fuss is about to. If I'm lonely, I text my friends or fap. Learn to control your emotions anon.

>>34041925
This post sums it up nicely

>>34041798
He knows if you've been naughty or nice

>>34041798
The mods have been following me around for months here and on /vp/. You aren't anything special, goy.

How do u know? where is he?

let me know whenever you want /r9k/

bump

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>>34041653
we all know Lisa has one of the best soundtracks around

>>34042214
I don't, a good portion of /r9k/ always seems to not know of the good shit, because of autism or something.

>>34041650
45% common
>dubs baby

In japan women fuck their sons instead of their husbands

>>34041998
Japan really is the superior society.

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>>34041641
>mfw I'm wearing almost these exact glasses

I mean what's wrong with them? Any alternatives?

>>34041641

No one will ever fuck you based on what kind of glasses you wear, anon. Chad doesn't wear galsses, he has contact lenses or already invested in lasik.
And your faggoty square hipster frames are pretty much out of style at this point.

>choosing attractiveness over utility

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>5.5 years of being single
oh wow I'm impressed

>>34041681
Don't forget "single" means having sex with as many Chads as you want for her.

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>>34041603
>5.5 years not in a longterm relationship
>probably fucked 5 guys a week
fuck off