holy shit guys get in here
>>>/b/744583529
>>39609083
This is some good shit.
Thanks,anon.
Bump, this is hilarious.
never usually browse /b/ but thanku
Some girls think i'm a creep.
HELP
>>39609031
>Some girls think i'm a creep.
>Some
"Creep" usually translates to 'guy i find unattractive who is interested in me'.
Be attractive. That's the only thing you can do. I remember in high school, this girl was all over my dick, not even subtle about it. I was too beta to make a move and she ended up getting a bf. After she got her bf, suddenly I became "creepy".
Just found this gif that I was looking for a long time now, I have seen it here before and I love it. It's sooooo comfy, cozy, makes me calm and gives me safety.
I think there was also another version of it, like more purple-ish, or was it in daytime? IDK it looked just like it. Anyone have seen it?
Either way post more comfy pics/gifs/webms. I wanna feel comfy.
I have some of those Anon
This one might not be strictly comfy, but is kind of nostalgic
More Gondola for the collection.
I'm a 24 year old woman but have spent most my life being fat and ugly so have never had a boyfriend or even gone on a date. I'm at my highest weight right now (201lbs, 5'6) but thinking about getting /fit/. But it feels like it's too late to get /fit/
Apparently I'm nearing the end of my 'prime' and while men can still date younger women in their 30s and 40s, women can't
So even if I lose weight I'm still going to be out competed by women in their early twenties and teens, right. Who would want me. Feels so bad man
Go get fit and find out. If not for men, then for yourself. Men love women who like themselves, and nothing shows that more than by being fit.
>>39608548
you lose weight so you can live longer so you can experience robot husbandos before you die
>>39608548
I dunno, I'm 19 and I'm into older women (25-35 y o to be specific). Either try improving yourself or kill yourself, pls dont waste our (by our I didn't meant "your") precious oxygen.
Dear /r9k/,
Do you believe Facebook has gone to Hell? Case in point, pic related.
> Implying facebook didn't go to hell the second it was created
>>39608507
I abandoned normanbook ages ago, it really brings out peoples narcissistic side.
>>39608507
Why the fuck are you still using Kikebook in the current year?
I feel like I still understand modern memes to some extent despite not using social media at all, but can't see why they are called shitposts by the ODD downies that happen to obsess over them. The majority of new memes are shit. They seem to rely more on shock value or nigger culture than anything else. The new ones that aren't complete shit have turned into overused trash, just like rage comics almost a decade ago.
I don't actually know where I'm going with this, but just wanted to get that out there. I hope you enjoyed my blogpost, please consider supporting me on Patreon if you want more.
That image is cringe. It's like a 20 year old is talking down to a 15 year old.
>the immense amount of butthurt in that image
retarded animal babies really did turn my world upside down
BOONK GANG WHOLE LOTTA GANG SHIT, YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' edition
>>39608500
Who else has been wearing the same clothes for the past 3 weeks? I change pants/socks every few days, i'm not a monster.
>>39608500
I am first
>>39608536
>pants
FOY
You get a GF under this condition, would you do it?
>You have to wait 3 years before having sex with her
>You are aware of the fact that some guy fucked her within the first day of meeting her, and he got to have sex with her everyday for years
Would you do it? You have to wait and the guy before you didn't.
>>39608470
What kind of logic is that.Why wait 3 fuckin years?Is she fucked by so many men i have to get a 3 year notice?I would bail the fuck out of this relationship
>>39608470
i would be fine with waiting but i wouldn't provide anything such as money, love, emotional support, food, housing, or protection for those 3 years
then sure ill wait the 3 years and then bang
>>39609319
this happens all the time anon, the guy she settles with has to wait because she's testing him to see if he truly likes her kek. only difference is the girl won't reveal her sexual past, so beta boy thinks he won the jackpot and is grateful to be her bf.
Why are most girls over 21 so old looking?
>>39608457
Poor diets, alcohol, more alcohol.
>>39608457
I am 22 and obese and people tell me I look 40.
It isn't my fault, I have bad genetics and a food addiction. Fuck I was in the supermarket recently, and some little kid mistook my for his fucking grandmother.
It fucking sucks. I had a date once and when the guy turned up and saw me without myspace angles he insisted he call me 'mom' for the etntire date so people wouldn't think we were in a relationship. I let him and paid for the food and even paid for dessert as a 'joke' for 'being a good son'. Also my doctor tells me I have the heart of a 50 year old.
>>39608457
They've been partying 1-3 times a week for 6-7 years at that point and used toxic makeup even longer. Also mental illness is not uncommon at all. Just victims of western garbage consumerism culture like everyone else.
Your pocket dimension?
>>39608421
would be a high end luxury apartment on a mountain overlooking a field of flowers that runs to an ocean. there would be various areas elsewhere for any aesthetic I'm currently longing for, especially a cyberpunk, cyberpop and goth area.
Would be an unending place to explore, far, far away from here.
>>39608421
It would be a house near a waterfall and a bunch of white buildings with wooden parts on top of the mount olympos. Only the wisest and skilled people would be there, but they would never talk but only do activities together, everyone would have pencils and touchscreen like magic papers that would magically be the on the board where meetings would be done, meeting would be about society and other things, and there would be sights like bungee jumping and such. I would be together with my love and know where she is magically so I could visit her whenever I like. And there would be telephaty on that spot along with flying.
Can I still be pure if I was raped as a child?
Please answer
What does it mean to be pure
>>39608324
You aren't "pure" but you don't need to be "pure". Some people would choose not to date you and that's just their preference. You will find plenty of people who can deal with it.
No. You cannot. You have to have a hymen to be pure, and have done pretty much nothing beyond hugging the opposite sex.
>let's say you live in a rather large city of 1 million
>50% of those are women, giving us 500,000 potential partners
>In an average first world country maybe 15% of those are in your age group, which leaves us with 75,000
>very conservative estimate is that 5% or 3750 of them are neither, fat, feminists, whores, nor any combination of the three
>rough estimate 20% of them will be at least a 7/10, narrowing it down to 750 eligible mates
>roughly half, or 325 of them will be single
>going by tinder data, a male of median attractiveness will have a 0,84% chance of being ''liked'' by any given girl
>assuming tinder sluts are 10x as picky as these girls, that still leaves 63 women
>2 of these will be lesbians
What are your chances of meeting one of them?
>say you approach or ask out one woman in your age group every week for 10 years
>75,000/3640=144~, meaning it's less than a 1% chance
>not accounting for different schedules, living in different areas and so on, since cycling through all eligible girls in a methodical manner is not very likely
>even if you do get a gf, it's a 50% chance you'll divorce, meaning she wasn't your soulmate in the end after all
>this all entails you talking to more girls in a month than you've probably talked to your entire life
Good luck.
This is bullshit. Just go outside and talk to girls instead of rationalizing why you can't ever get a GF with this shitty defeatist attitude.
>>39608246
What's the chance without factoring in them needing to be 7/10
Shit, fucked up the last bit. Still, 61 women in a city of 1,000,000, and at best you might approach less than 1% of the girls in your age group, and only 0.084% of all 75,000 would fit all of the criteria above. The numbers don't lie.
tomer made me do it
>>39608214
who dis nigga wtf ??
>>39608214
get the fuck out of here you stupid piece of shit
>>39609003
make me
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
well anon? why do you still pay for wangblows botnet in 2017
>>39608162
because im not smart enough to use it
>>39608184
this is not early 2000s, everybody can use it now. It has even become easier to use than windows
>>39608184
a lot of shit doesn't run on KEKUNTU.
Was 4chan better before it was infested with inbred redneck trash from /pol/ and Daily Stormer?
>>39608141
the inbred rednecks are better than the faggots under 20
why do you fuckers keep coming here to talk about politics? have you gotten perma banned for spamming threads on pol? i dont go on there and dont want to see politics on here. you leftist shills are as cancerous as the kekistani altright people
>>39608219
>39608219
Probably. It makes sense since anyone that can't get around an IP ban has to be retarded.