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>>35449603
it's the worst addiction

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can't stop viewing husky videos on social media

>>35449629
wan wan my dude

I don't care. Take this shit over to >>>/pol/

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>>35449599
>young white men are getting blacked everyday!


No, Black woman getting BLEACHED.

>>35449635
Black men are getting bleached actually

start reading

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> 1 word essay due in 20 billion years
> Haven't even started

Just die in my sleep to be honest senpai

>original post due in 2 seconds
How fucked am I ?

i dunno but one time i sucked a guy off at a bar
i just get real fuckin gay when i drink dude

>>35449566
>i seriously forgot who i was at one point gazing at my self slowly dehydrating and losing my mind
yeah acid can do that

>>35449566
200ug of acid could easily do what you described. What happened to you was probably a more mild form of ego death, which is increasingly common with higher doses of LSD

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>>35449529
>tfw your mom and your dad were ugly and unhappy and made you the same way

I'm fucked aren't I?

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>dad is ugly ~5'4 manlet, poor, lost his job in 2009 never worked since
>mom was really good looking when she was young, but weird as fuck and probably autistic
>me
>5'7 manlet and ugly

>tfw dad was raised by his single mother and beat up regularly by his older brothers and fought niggers in the Great Minority Wars of the 70s-80s
>he worked out because of his struggle and got street smart, had to fend for himself
>tfw mom was in a dysfunctional family where her father cheated on her mom constantly and she pretty much had to raise her older sister and younger brother
>she knew a lot about managing finances, somehow didn't learn how to cook
>both sides of the family are pretty estranged now
>they had me when they were in early-30s
>they raise me to be a good person, be mindful of others, treat people with respect, don't stress about being successful to everyone else, just be happy
>dad is a charismatic asshole who was paranoid and would go into fits of rage because of anger management issues and coke abuse
>mom was a docile wife and worked 8-7 until she got fed up with his lying, cheating, etc.
>used to watch Lifetime movies with mom and she told me to treat women with respect
>now dad is into religion, somehow became worse
>they get into stupid little quarrels all the time because of the shit he used to do and still does
>tfw my brother and I are both NEETs now and have never had intimate experiences with girls unless on the Internet

that turned out really well

>>35449487
The orders were a place where nobles could give their Chad sons to so that they didn't cause trouble by having legitimate kids.
It wasn't important that the knights couldn't have children but that they were never legitimate.

I was on Malta during new years, was pretty nice.

they control world poltics and military

Chill Saturday. I'm hungover from a noise show last night, having some tea, tonight I'm driving to a nerd house party, gonna eat wings and play /tg/ drinking games.

Probably should study and job hunt but fuck being productive, I wanna stay cozy

>>35449533
Sounds pretty good familia
How noisy was it?

Nerd gatherings are always comfy

just got dismissed for the day from the army having a coffee and browsing kek.

I don't speak to any of my family, I haven't spoken to a single family member in at least 15 months. Not even on Christmas


Probably been 2 or 3 years sense I've even seen most of them

Well that's gonna be the plan, when i move out. I have already ditched the whole family, just waiting to be removed from the rents

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>>35449431

How does one life a comfy NEET life outside their parents house?

You're an asshole op. Fuck you. You're a god damn double nigger.

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>>35449414
>"Yeah you can be anything, like an astronaut or president or a fucking superhero."

Yeah ofc I believe it :DDDDDDDDD

The thing with the normies is that they follow stupid but real shit as soon as they become teenagers so they don't have to endure the
death of their dreams.

Every woman is an individual.

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>>35449372
>Are asians and black qts superior?
No

>>35449305
Couple of days.
Gonna try for five sets of five chinups if I wake up without collarbone ache.

Maybe consult the wisdom of fitness freaks past to see if it's time to graduate to overhand.

lifted weights last night, I go 3 times per week. It certainly helps with my depression. The trick is to just keep doing it

>>35449305
I planted some bushes outside just now, does that count?

Cuz food is one of the points of life

>>35449298
no, food fuels life, the fuel for a thing can't be its reason.

>tfw no mega milk bf

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>>35449235
>hit 310 lbs in high school
>live like a monk for a year and a half
>go down to 185
>deflated tits, loose skin, stretch marks
>join the USMC
>going to boot next month

haha what the fuck is my life

>>35449411
your life sounds pretty dank to me, i wish i was allowed to join the military

>>35449230
Never seen this meme before probably because the only site I really sue is 4chan

>>35449242
it's the rage right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dwLCHNdqWw

>Bag Raiders
wew how nostalgic

infps are fucking pussy faggots

t. entp

>>35449499
its ok if you never know how it feels to have such an adorable person unconditionally love you, more for the rest of us

>>35449167
ENTJ-A FAGGOT REPORTING IN
>utter disgrace
>I dont belong here
>I-I will s-still win right guys??