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>born Indian male
>will NEVER be a girl
Should I just kill myself then or what

I look similar to the guy on the left

>>36820032
Just keep trying. I know a black femboy and he is super cute!

good you disgusting tranny. also black trans have the highest murder rate in the entire western world right now so good luck with that

>>36819989
Get rid of all your stuffed animals and then the numbers will at least be even.

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>tfw you have an equal amount of stuffed animals as friends
>have no stuffed animals

>>36819989
I like how millenials are becoming increasingly alone and isolated, and yet have internet access

It's a strange time to be alive

As a 29 khv i'm still riding on the one time I got catcalled by a girl in a car while I was running, like it's a pillar of my self-image

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>tfw met a friend's friend at a festival
>friend said they were interested in me
>too much of a coward to talk to them

I brought this on myself

>>36819957
Had a dream where I strangled a man to death last night, he was attacking me and I just barely got the upper hand on him.
The weirdest part was that the dream didn't stop there, throughout the rest of it everybody would mention what I did to me, just asking questions or snide remark's.

I didn't sleep well

>>36819933
booze is the only acceptable robot answer.

Vicodin I reckon. Seems like a pain pills kinda guy. Aside from the booze, I mean.

>>36820041
Wrong dumbfuck it's Adderall.

>>36819926
just be nice towards him, treat him like a friend.
dont go to fast.
show interests in things that he likes.

more often than not robots do want to talk to girls but they just cant take the initiative

>t. robot with anxiety

you will make on guy very lucky

Send this thread to him

Why are you asking socially inept people for advice regarding relationships?

>>36819899
why are pepe's arms human?

>>36819913
This. Would have been perfect if not for that.

>>36819899
doesn't understand automation. burger flippers at McLards and garbagemen who have to work in the rain and filth at 6am are not honorable jobs.
They will be replaced by machines and then they can be creative and productive because they were liberated from slavery

Damn that's a .44 magnum

I give op whatever he wants .

>.44 snub

Enjoy killing the both of us u nut

>>36819870
I think you left your bullets at home Mr

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>Daddy finally accepts me as his daughter

>>36819864
yes anon, i think about suicide every day, i have multiple plans on how to do it by now.
are you in treatment?
i am, but the treatments here are drawn out.
the meds im getting doesnt work either

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no one likes me anyway

>>36819912
I have therapy usually once every 2 weeks and I'm seeing a psychiatric nurse on Tuesday.

Just feels like I'm delaying the inevitable. Like taking my own life is my destiny, it's what I have to do.

>>36819834
>/b/ros
Go back to that board and ask there

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>>36819834
Try this: GTFO OF THIS BOARD FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEE

>>36819834
get the fuck outta here normie
original

>>36819717
>that feeling of regret when you dance and flirt with other girls and you have to lie to your wife about how you spent the night

eh

not that bad

i know how you feel anon, i feel the same, my crush (who had a crush on me too) just told me for some reason that we cant be together and that we should stop talking
;__;

>>36819609
ITT: tall guys who are buthurt girls don't like them.

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>>36820306
if height translated into amount of pussy i would not be a wizard

how do you even meet people in a park at night outside of getting raped

>>36819597
Personality > *

If you mean those in particular,

height > body type > eye colour = hair colour

I look to avoid most of them.

>>36819597
>implying I look for women

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>>36819567
You mean you're not composing symphonies, travelling around exotic countries, cooking world-class meals and researching theoretical physics?

That's not what the other frogposters have been saying

really makes you think

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>>36819814
>be NEET for 6 months
>broke
>couch serf amoung failed normies
0/10 wouldnt do again

>>36819814
That's what he did at night. Why would he stay so late otherwise?

>>36819545
I know those feels, bro.

I graduated with a psych degree though.

I eat bagel bites alone on a couch with netflix on and the light off, trying not to think.

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>>36819545
>tfw physics major 4th semester
>tfw the worst in my semester
>tfw just learning for exams
>tfw 22 KHV
>tfw no contact with women
>tfw get a shitty bachelor degree
>tfw university probably won't accept me for master degree
>tfw hate my life

I don't know why I keep putting me through this.

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>>36820746
I graduated with a BS in Bioengineering, now I'm living in my mom's house working part time for $11/hr
23 KV
I have cool people to hang out with, but I just want someone to like me

>>36819544
>so why you did not kys you'reselve yet?
Bumping so you get banned

I did, now I'm in hell.

because I couldn't take any more drugs