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>>35342373
she's being posted here.

>>35342373
she looks kinda boyish
10/10

>>35342373
I need more pictures of here, please lads.

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Hes weak unlike me who will become a ufc champion

Fucking hate these "thugs"

Literally Courage the Cowardly Dog on a trap beat.

Bumporini tortillini

>>35342280
make the interests "feminism" or "lgbt" or something like that and try and find someone to trigger. also remember to say your name is Dan

>>35342280
What's the story of the pic OP. You've got my interest now.

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>>35342279
Name it kys nigger faggot homo neckbearded fat piece of shit.

SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE

Name him Ernie.

>>35342279
Teddy, after the great

your going to jail boy

>>35342237
She looks like the guy they used to play Quick Silver.

>>35342237
What about the film besides lolis. Was it even good?

>>35342194
Elliot was too shy and feminine. Dylann was too much of a nazi. Did they kill him already, btw?

>>35342587
but they looked good, that alone should make them dateable in the mind of the typical retarded ugly normie r9k user. and no, they won't kill him anytime soon

>>35342587
>Did they kill him already, btw?

No, death sentences take several years. Usually about 10 or 15 years depending on how long the usual appeals take.

>>35342169
just go to sleep every night normally you retard

>>35342203
My body doesn't lose consciousness. I've tried everything, exercise, medication, none of it works. No matter how hard I try I can't stop being awake.

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enjoy the ride senpai, don't fight it or it'll pull you in deeper.

>>35342146
Find better work, faggot

>>35342146
Same here anon, shit is unbearable. 9 hours is way too much, if I worked 6 hours a day I could handle it.

>>35342146
As long as you didn't get a degree in something specific you can always just get another job.

>>35342119
I can't as I am of the Jewish persuasion. I usually just plug my ears and scream "anti-semite" until whoever it is gives up and leaves.

>>35342119
Usually I just nod and agree with everything they have to say, then just keep doing my way because I'm a fucking dumbass

Stay still but reflect later on if it's constructive criticism

>be me
>middle school
>gym class with my oneitis
>I'm walkin towards my friend
>notice she's talking to hers in the path I'm headed
>turnswagon.gif
>proceed to imitate a cool walk I saw in a movie
>a basketball comes flying at me
>HEADS UP!
>dodge it but lose balance
>falling backwards
>"oh fuck!"
>arms flailing to grab leverage
>grab a handful of my oneitis mosquito bites
>never seen a look of such disgust In someone's face before
>avoided her rest of middle school

>>35342075
>be me
>/fit/ normie
>at hawai thematic party
>shirtless with that flower collar
>girl start feeling my pecs
>"stop or I will have to do the same"
>she doesn't stop
>start grabbing her boobs
>she doesn't mind cuz she's a little drunk
>ff 2 months
>go out with friends
>she is there
>they say something about rape
>pretend i was gonna rape her
>accidentally grab her boobs
>she is surprised and somewhat teased
>friends mock me
>tell her she didn't mind the first time
>she said she didn't remember the time i mentioned before
>don't know if she really forgot
>she pretends to be pissed at me for some time
>ff 2 months
>discover that she wants me
>can't decide what to do

Tldr she didn't care

>Me in High School
>Socially awkward
>Has friend, she is a girl
>I was in marching band
>Bus to final competition
>She asks to sit next to me
>I say sure
>Halfway through ride to the competition
>Friend behind me decides to pressure point my neck
>Was giving phone to other friend
>Hand was open
>I wince and my hand closes
>Hand closes on her boob
>Mentions it
>FeelsBadMan.jpg
>She didn't give a fuck
>Bus ride home
>Got more boob

tl;dr accidentally grabbed her boob, she didn't care. got more boob later

Masturbate mostly desu

>>35342073
Finger themselves, message their orbiters and upload selfies to instashit

Take pictures of themselves. Also, most girls rooms are fucking garbage piles with shit everywhere.

>>35342022
No such thing. Everyone has a different gait. Fuck off with the fakery and the haterism

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>when she's 3D

Into the trash, then and there.

This thread is shit so I'm just going to hijack it and ask for that picture of the dog with the OK emoji on every one of his paws and the crying face over his.

>and has grown to be my only friend.

iktf senpai.

my cat once disappeared for a while and i was very concerned but it came back eventually.

im hoping your cat comes back, let us know.

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>>35342001
Seems like your cat grew bored of you senpai.

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I absolutely hate my cat. Ive kicked it many times. If i continue practicing my kicks ill surely become a ufc champion

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>>35341940
mind me asking what anime m'lady

>>35342012
Reverse search says "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid"

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yes son?

10101

Wolfman's got nards?

>>35341935
That dog is cute

It's not surprising to see that this comment was unoriginal

falcon.... PUUUUNCH

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