Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 10231. page

>>34633255
Strive to become a better person, then. I know a handful of ugly but charming people.

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>>34633312
How do I become better person If I were bullied during by best youth years by some fucking chads then I become basement dweller.

I am even more ugly inside than outside, but at least I am aware how shitty my personality is.

>>34633255
Post pictures of those normies that make fun of you here so we can roast them and rate them

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deus fookin vult

>>34633234
What would the targets for a crusade be?

>>34633247
Muzzies and the jews that control us.

Lars and the Real Girl was better

Oscar-bait crap.

I quite liked it, has a similar feeling to The Great Gatsby in a way. Your thoughts, OP?

>>34633215
>The ultimate redpill is chad isnt real and youre not doomed by your gebetics if you dont want to be provided you arent severely physically or mentally disabled.
What did he mean by this?

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beliebe it

>>34633215
that shit made no sense op

Kirino Kosaka AKA worst girl

Anime girl that fucks her brother

>>34633693
This. It's a character from a weird incest anime.

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only god can truly judge us.

Judges are more often than not, not acting in the capacity as a sworn public official, not adhering to the procedural laws and local rules of court which they impose on the public.

They are BAR members first. The judge of a Kangaroo court is a so-called-judge.

>>34633389

so you think judge James Robart isn't a judge?

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I'm a tad bit surprised I didn't get placed more towards the left.
Also jesus OP, lighten up a bit.

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Didn't think I'd be so close to the middle

Politics is just normalfag shit

>>34633120
enjoy your broken dick

you won't feel anything

Nothing.

My dick is fine.

>>34633120
Nothing because I don't obsess over a fleshy hole.

That's how I describe anime to everyone. I think the shirts keep giving me away though. Regardless, deny, deny, deny. I deny even if people reveal their power level to me. Oh this shirt, it's just a cool drawing, nothing more.

is this a homestuck reference?

>>34633034
This obsession with completely masking any sense of your actual personality or interests is probably not healthy.
You accidentally kicked the hornets nest once and made some cringeworthy weeb talk to you, or got made fun of by some asshole, but most people seriously don't care what you watch or about you at all if you do not thrust your hobbies upon them like a raging autist.

>>34632939
Only a true robot would love sluts because it signifies the collapse of a civilization is very close. We all want to watch it fall and see the normies get BTFO.

not exactly, i am jealous that other people get sex when i dont, but in my experience, sluts are usually cunts in general,arrogant and big headed, i know you can get girls who act like that and dont fuck everything that moves but it is usually the sluts

>>34632939
>The only reason r9k hates "sluts" is because they wont have sex with you.

I won't lie, this is exactly why I hate sluts. Fucking whores want everyone but me.

It's awesome though dude. You can somewhat relate with both types of people.

i'm at a point where i no longer crave human companionship or love i just want to be rich

I went out last night and met a cute girl. But I'm terrible at talking to girls.
Help me, guys, what do I do?

>he is suicidal
Why are you still here?

>>34632916
Because dying is a lot harder than it looks.

>>34632887

Hotaru is beautiful!

FUCK CIA NIGGERS

>>34632886
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K22POffku5
you're insufferable

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>>34633057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v9epFPgSpS

>>34632886
>>34633111
avatar fagging as an anime girl should be illegal

also get a better microphone

First get fit
Second practice talking to people in general
Third start putting yourself out there, you need to say where you live for any fembot to be interested in you. If she's from NY and is afraid of commitment she wont talk to you unless you are from the UK or something like that. The ""logic"" makes no sense.

>>34632839
Get ripped.

Even Chad is going after these types of girls now.

>>34633244
>First get fit
>>34633244
>Get ripped.

Uh, what? I don't want a female bodybuilder, I want a fat lazy slob like the OP pic.

>>34632776

Because women want a loving relationship
>Then a robot tells a fembot he loves her
>She rejects him because he wasn't an 8/10
>Keeps looking for a chad

>>34632776
>Sex is everything

Why are robots such shallow, vapid, whores?

>>34632825
We need a fembot to put us in our place