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>>34853806
What are you really mad about, anon?

>>34853806
you and me both buddy... I still cant 100% believe that people unironicaly like those things

>>34853874
That's good. I wish more people on this site were like you

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>>34853781
>>Be riding with my girlfriend of 2 months

STOP READING THERE
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>>34853812
might wanna read the rest before you rage, faggot

>>34853852
>he dreams about how long hes had a gf

Nah anon he definitely has one.

i'll be your valentine anon

>>34853760
Anon do you not get bored of making those threads ?
I rarely browse here anymore but everytime l do l see your thread and l wonder what you look like irl, what kind of person you arr

I didn't expect anything from valentines day anyway. I can't feel anything anymore.

Who /looksstraightahead/ here?

>>34853892
I do. If a qt like the girl in the pic smiled at me I'd probably trip over my own feet and take down a food display.

>>34853892
Me. Am I supposed to look strangers in the eye and smile as I pass them or not? Would doing that be normal and friendly or is it creepy, autistic and intimidating? This is something I have never figured out. What do normal well adjusted humans do?

>>34853726
Vanilla extract really works?
Also, you need to be 18+ to post here.

Just grow up and wait a few years dude. You'll have plenty of time to rot away your brain and liver when you're older

>>34853798
oh i'm over 18 i'm just in a retarded country

>>34853805
too late already addicted

>trump succesfully pushed a retarded khv neet out of his room

When do we stop winning lads

>>34853627
Canada and Sweden are only taking in non-whites at the moment

If you have howaito penisu Japan is your best bet

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>>34853627
I know this is bait, but no one wants your useless white ass. What country would want some useless piece of trash that just sits in his room all day sucking up other people's money? illegal immigrants honestly put more into a country than you do.

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>>34853617
Don't know if this counts, but whatever.

>>34853778

are you an bipolar wreck?

>>34853845
Close, a mix of mild psychosis and ptsd.

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>>34853587
I got one right here for you bro

>>34853587
I remember Sam from ScrewAttack said he did that. He seems like a normal, well adjusted person and a super cool dude.

>>34853587
Autogynephilic is the word

>>34853529
>these fat cows have so little self-awareness that they nit-pick about height
Why does our society promote obesity again? Fuck these cows.

5'5 Manlet here. I-it's w-what's on the inside t-that counts.

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>>34853529
>astrological signs are part of ethnicity
top kek

>>34853501
It hurts like hell. I think about her every day. I know I probably almost never cross her mind. I know she's gonna fuck her bf tomorrow. I know I probably could've had her if I didn't meet her at the wrong time in my life. I know logically that we will probably never be together but I can't let go of the last little ray of hope. I have to stop myself from texting her when I'm drunk. I get excited over the smallest things, like her liking one of my tweets. It's like purgatory.

>>34853501
I use it somewhat ironically myself.

I have a "oneitis" but we are slowly moving into a relationship from like, FWB, so not nearly the same tier, even though I am obsessed with her.

I believe in the other robots though. You can get your oneitis as long as you haven't gone full sperg yet.

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>>34853501
You think about this person everyday. Every second of every hour of every day for months, a lot of the time years even.

Every waking and even sleeping moment is spent fantasizing about this girl that you've put up so high on a pedestal that she may as well be a guardian angel sent specifically to fix your life and give you happiness.

You spend months or years watching from afar, but only watching, slowly growing evermore angry, jealous, and bitter about not being able to be with her. Not being able to sit by her side, hold her, and express your love.

But you keep on at it. Watching from afar and fantasizing about every possible romantic endeavor you would do, every date you'd spend with her, every action you'd take with her, everything you'd say to her.

The keyword of course being would.

Then, eventually, after so many long, grueling months or years thinking of nothing but this one girl, it all ends abruptly. Maybe you notice her with another guy, or doing something shameful.

Whatever it is, the feeling eventually ends, and it ends in an instant, and hits you harder than any force imaginable. So hard it sends you into a several month-long rut of deep depression and insanity...

And then it starts all over again.

Theres no excuse for this Anon. Im tired of reading about you late 20s and 30s virgins. Its ridiculous. My neighbor is stupid as fuck. Hes ugly as fuck. And he is deaf. He gets multiple women per year using dating sites. He introduced me to his latest BBW today. She was actually pretty and bosomy. theres just no excuse man. There are plenty of women waiting to date you. Stop being so anal about it and join a pay site for dating.

Im being serious. While so many of you here whine and cry about life I have seen this guy with a very ugly bitch, a super duper slut that fucked his brains out, a black woman, a Mexican woman, a super fatty that he said was a squirter, and 3 girls that were passably attractive to pretty. theres no reason to be alone or have too high of standards when really you have even less to offer than he does because at least he tries.

>>34854539
this desu, I have actual autism and have had plenty of girlfriends. I have 3 dates with different girls lined up in the coming week. You just have to get out there and b urself

That's not what poisonous means
Poisonous means it causes death
If someone did not age and breathed oxygen they'd live forever

To live is to die

>>34853484
>this is the best thing you could come up with for a thread
Frog-posters must all have the minds of twelve year-old boys.

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Fat girl thread ?

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>>34853416
Sounds like a plan, sam

>>34853416
I'd totally marry this chick, if she lost 30 pounds she'd be a total 10/10.

>>34853353
By not killing yourself today

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Need to distract yourself with escapism and hobbies. Also stop listening to so much DBSM.

Get some of your favourite food. Enjoy the taste and imagine how much more you could get of this when you stay alive.

I'm a sugar daddy and a "cuck". Didn't know I was one until I discovered this place.

I'm ugly as shit and physically unattractive. Somehow I manage to get married with a hot mom with one kid. I know she merried me for the money and my house but at least I get laid and pretend to have a happy life

>>34853558
I really hope you pay someone to get her killed if she starts talking about divorce

Otherwise yeah you're not a cuck until you decide to get married, jfc are you retarded ?

>>34853589
I leave most of my money with my "mothers" account. So if she pulled a Jew on me she would only get a fraction