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>>38460840
Footwash?

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>>38460840
Its a urinal right?

Its a cuntpot

If this is not a made-up story, you're doing God's work.
Rejecting females is the way to go.

>>38460799
Proof that OP is once again a beta fag

>>38460849
It's 100% real. She got on her knees and was going to unzip my jeans, but I pushed her away. She eventually passed out and I left. Went home and watched Initial D.

bra brev

Rei was the strongest of the pilots though.

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>>38461221
she was reliable but shitty. Pic related is the strongest pilot(and best girl)

No

>somefingoriginalpost

Are you an attractive girl?

No

>original comment not copied do not steal

>>38460683
I live in Atlanta. It's hot but probably not Miami hot. Housing is expensive here too

It's called Hotlanta, you know.

Side note, should I go to Atlanta if I'm seeking hot black poon and/or wife material? On vacation or a short job stint?

Will I get fucked up by black dudes if I accidentally encroach on some sort of female territory? No racism, please.

>>38460704
not that bad with roomates but what can you expect not being in a shit irrelevant city or toothless counties

>>38460678
Quit being overdramatic you pussy

>>38460730
literally made me ecks dee

>>38460678
someone's been reading red pill stuff, a lot of it just isn't true. it paints a us vs them picture of relationships and women as pirely hypergamous succubi / sirens. they're more than that. try to see humanity as one bro and find peace.

same
you would love opiates, anon.

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yep, it's a real shitty feeling.
oh well

Uh, that's why I play videogames. Currently on Mount and Blade Warband with the Star Wars mod. Pew pew take that!

>next time champ (10): get ghosted for the 20th time

>No IKEA about true love (20): successfully masturbated to inanimate object

>Blown out (25): Have no friends on your Birthday
>If you cant beat 'em, join 'em (100): Lose your virginity to a prostitute

>>38460611

Dude i feel your pain.

Being tired and enraged at the same time feels like it is killing me.

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>it's another anon dreams about having a qt gf with nice legs and a cute face with weird teeth and can still perfectly picture her face 5 hours after he woke up
>only slept 4 hours (instead of my usual like 12) because my dream jolted me awake after I kissed her and she smiled

>>38460611
What did you looked up?

>>38460599
5 inch dick


original comment for you

>>38460599
eastern europe

ornithological oregano

>>38460599
She's really pretty, they'll probably make some cute ass kids

>Your genetics aren't your fauIt, robot.
True.
>Stop Ioathing yourself for them.
Ok.
>l love you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>38460562
You don't want to, and it's not like you actually do anyway.

>>38460562
Filtered. This is not original at all.

>have both ADHD and ADD
>super low energy
>find qt 3d waifu who is ADHD out the ass
>fall for her because she is so high energy

opposites attract for am I just a massive faget? I guess my ADHD power is to never fall asleep.

>>38460553
Dude that's literally me, found a shy girl with aspergers just like me. Got her number and texted but she blanked me for a while, she told a friend to tell me she ran out of credit, either getting rejected hard or she's telling the truth and I barely see her the to different work patterns FUCK WHAT DO I DO SHE DOESN'T HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA I CAN ONLY TEXT HER AND SHE HAS NO CREDIT

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ADD is ADHD sans energy. The worst of both fucking worlds

>>38460465
>don't want to die
What's wrong with you?

Say your getting a job and looking for a place to get mommy off your back then go to a therapist and try to get diagnosed with something, get a disability lawer and work on getting neetbux. Then with new neetbux either move out or pay mommy rent.

>>38460488
im just afraid of dying and i dont want to upset my family, but im too lazy/lack a purpose to do anything to please them besides the bare minimum

There is literally nothing wrong with being LGB.

I'm neither, but what's being proud of your heritage to do with being a fag?

>how?
(((Milo))), le based gay coalburning Jew

>>38460437
I kinda want to have kids but not until im way older, hopefully ill have found /theone/ and run a smallish business.

>>38460437
I want kids because I want to expand the family.
I would have had an older brother but mom miscarried and it really REALLY got to her.
My sister and I are without a doubt the single two most precious things in the world to her, and I want to give mom grandkids as thanks, because there's no other way to repay her.

Dad was a cheating dick though, so if nothing else I want children in a long successful marriage just so I can upstage that useless faggot and prove that I'm better than he is, and I'm not doomed to walk his footsteps.

>>38460437
It's pretty easy - i dont see myself as a father.