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>get on tinder
>Swipe right
>Immediately delete app
What's wrong with me
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>>37825181
thanks man, i remembered i still had tinder installed and now i opened it,got a match
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That's what I do, except I leave it installed for a day or so. I swipe through a bunch of people and find no one particularly interesting nor do I match with anyone. Feeling the bitter taste of defeat and a slight resentment for society, I uninstall it for a week or two.
I'm even more bitter because the only girl who I've been interested in throughout the past year has it installed and gets 20+ superlikes per week...
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Would you ever consider living out of your car or van?
Its inevitable that your parents will die eventually, or they'll get sick of your NEET ways and kick you to the curb. Western civilization has culled anything resembling family loyalty from its cultural hemisphere, so don't doubt the prospect of freezing to death or dying of heatstroke on the side of the road at some point.
You need a plan B, which is where vans, large SUV's, old school buses, and larger cars come in. You can easily get a used van for $2000 (save your handouts, allowence, etc) and with an extra $1000 you can add cabinets, windows, a bed, buy a generator, and generally have a mobile neetstation that can keep you alive when your parents tell you they need time alone. You can even go on adventures from the comfort of your own room.
I'm considering getting an old Westfalia so I can finally go on adventures around the US and overcome my anxieties. I'm a 28 year old NEET and my dad has been getting angry at me more and more lately, so I figure its about time to prepare.
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>>37825122
I think homelessness in general is a robot problem, but a lot of younger members of this board won't realize it until later in life.
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>>37825122
I would get a Van at minimal. Car is too small for any long term staying. A small mobile home that can fit in a parking lot is ideal. Or a larger RV will be a lot comfier but harder to travel with. A truck with a trailer attachment would work out good too so you can tow it, park it somewhere then drive around using the truck. But then you would have to pay trailer parking fees in a camp or something or find spots where its free to park. If you go minimal a van with a small seperate toliet and shower is good. then all you need is a bed inside and storage. Not having a bathroom or having an open air bathroom would suck, you want somehwere to shit and pee without having to leave and you dont want to live in the same small space you shit in so a seperate door and compartment with a ventilation fan going out from the roof is ideal.
Flattering dick pic angle size to make it look longer aside, a setup like would be ideal for me.
Small enough to fit in parking spaces, big enough for a seperate bathroom and small kitchen. Just need a decent laptop to replace my desktop for space and it would be perfect.
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>>37825122
>Westfalia
Just looked these up. They're good if you do it on the budget and have a reliable gym to shit and shower or for a road trip. Long term living like more than a year or two would go for a used van with a bathroom.
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>tfw my gf plays with my nipples
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>ex asks to lick my nipples
>"no"
>she licks my nipple
>push her face off of me
HOW COULD ANYONE ENJOY THAT
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>>37825025
>gf
>g
yuckie
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>tfw my gf plays with my butt and spanks me
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Isn't life just waiting?
When you're working, you're just waiting to get out of there and get home.
During the week, you're just waiting for the weekend.
All of this time, you're just waiting for the next vacation you can take.
Of course, in the end, you're just waiting to get out of school, finish your studies, get a new job or a promotion, maybe to retire so that your life can advance a little bit in this dreadfully long waiting game called "life".
This loathing of waiting permeates every facet of your life. You find yourself multitasking while watching anime, while watching a movie, while playing a game, because you can't stand waiting for the plot to advance, for the dialogue to end, for the loading screen to disappear.
In fact, when are you not waiting, aside from multi-channel shitposting? I went for a hike alone a few days ago. It must have been one of the rare times I wasn't waiting for anyone, for anything. When was the last time that happened to you?
The only moment when you're truly happy is when you're not waiting.
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I wouldn't be waiting if cool things were happening in the here and now
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In the end, we're all just waiting to die, is that not what life is?only 53 years until I'm 79 and meet the us life expectancy, I can't wait
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>>37825224
That's not true at all. Then you'd be anxiously waiting for when those cool things end.
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I'm sleeping my life away.
>wake up at 1pm
>go to bed at 10pm
Any of you anons like me?
How do I stop this?
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>>37824926
I do this too. I don't know What to do
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Fuck me guys, I don't know if I can take this
>Be me going to college
>On bus, doing a bit of studying since I have test in the morning
>Suddenly start to get cramps
>"Shit, might just be nerves. I'll be fine."
>Was not fine.
>Get into city, the cramps are gone but I can feel a bit of heaving going on
>Oh no.
>Cover my mouth but that doesn't stop shit
>Cheeks bulge, bit of vomit escapes
>Another mouthful erupts
>Ruin my fucking clothes by covering them in sick
> AbsolutePetrification.wav
>Two staceys in front that go to my school say "Eww, do you smell that?"
>They turn around, see me trying to clean up my vomit
>Say nothing, they start to snicker and other people do too
>Got most of the vomit cleaned up, still noticeable
>Feel all eyes piercing me as I try to get to the toilet
>Have to do the test while reeking of vomit
I am a fucking embarresment, I thought things couldn't get much worse but by now those stacy fucks probably told over 200 people. I just wanted to be a ghost, never heard or bothered. Now I feel nothing but tormentation.
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>>37824914
what caused the vomit and cramps my man?
bad diet?
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>>37825620
Sleep deprivation maybe? Or nervousness, idk. It went away immediatly after I messed myself
>wait for the train to get home
>a cute girl is looking at the timetable for 5 mins
>chad comes to her
>"hi are you going to xy place too?"
>"yes"
>"oh nice I am Chad and..." they left together
Is it really this easy for chads?
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Sounds like you're stuck in chadorealm
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So, being an oldfag I think I'm going to finally stop browsing imageboards regularly. They're too depraved. After becoming unironically Christian I realized how this environment ought to be avoided. It's a bad influence on the heart. Many people here take pleasure in a lack of morals online, which is still apart of reality even if it's online. Just cause someone sits behind a screen doesn't mean responsibly is completely foregone.
4chan is a dangerous place for your heart. If you're not a 13 year old edgemaster with a total lack of wisdom heed this warning, 4chan is a real threat to your spirit.
Be well friends.
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I have nowhere else to go that is why I keep ending up back here.
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>>37824819
I'm Christian too. We can always try to make 4chan a better place.
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>>37825126
and they have a suggestion box for how to improve things in Hell
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>have a repulsive face but think my body makes up for it
>try and take nudes
>they reveal that my body is repulsive too
>the last thing I had confidence in about myself ends up being a self-constructed lie
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>small dick
>hair loss
>autism
Thanks, dad.
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We are genetical waste.
I can only pity myself.
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You have ten (10) seconds to say something nice about my oneitis.
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>>37824713
Shes looks like the personification of a trailer park
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>>37824713
Wearing a shower sponge instead of hair is very novel.
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>>37824713
I bet she fucks niggers
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What are you doing atm robots?
It's a shitty thread, but I like the idea of knowing what everyone is up to, maybe it can connect us a bit!
In this moment I am eating a steak watching the 11th episode of Eromanga sensei, 20:25 here
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why'd that shitty ultra boring stereotype pandering manga turn into an anime stop watching it you fat fuck it has the depth of a swimming pool and all the quality of a steaming pile of shit fuck you
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>>37824670
at work wishing I could be outside.
its raining today.
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>>37824670
31 celcius here in England, currently considering vidya
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>need wagie job
>factory job is hiring
>night shift
>comfy.jpg
>apply
>uhh actually we need rotating morning and night shifts, and some weeks will be 4 days with 10 hour shifts alright?
Is that shit even possible? Fuck you lying jews
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>>37824661
It is. I'm in a factory job that shifts every week from days to night's and vice versa. My shifts are 12 hours though. Time goes by fast and there's also breaks.
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>>37824710
when do you sIeep?
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>>37824661
I work at a casino. I deal cards and never have to start work before noon. Robots need robot jobs not fucking factory work.
> TFW desperate for a job to get out of the house
> parents want me to get a job too
> apply to places, interview, no luck
> Apple to do volunteer-work for free LMAO
> MFW people don't even want me to work for them for free
Literally a meme life.
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>tfw if you did somehow find a qt 3.14 you can't guarantee she's never fucked a black guy in this day and age
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>>37824628
>mfw scanning her college pictures on Facebook and there's a black dudes arm around her