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If you're over 20 what's the lowest age a girl could be before you wouldn't date her?
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>>36958806
I'm 20 right now.

It would have to be 17. 16 in an absolute desperate situation.
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I'm 26 and I would fu-DATE a 12 year old.
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I'm 20 and I crave a 11-15 year old gf

Well I've been working out and lifting for the past couple years and put on a significant amount of muscle. Outside the gym I am usually one of the strongest guys around (hit 90lb dumbbells on shoulder press today). But I am still a fucking beta, still a shy bitch, still a creep, still a fucking loner, still a loser, still a robot.
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5 year lifter here, yep. But then again I've been clinically diagnosed with autism.
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>>36958778
You can't lift your feels away.
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>>36958803
Yeah, I just use my feels as fuel for my lifts.

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Wy the fuck do I never feel satisfied after eating? I eat good food like chicken, fish, pork, beef, vegetables, nuts, eggs, fruit, etc. and I never feel satiated. I can just eat and eat and sometimes I don't stop until my stomach can't hold anymore. I've been gaining weight like crazy and while I am not considered overweight yet, I have put on alot of fat (20 pounds in the past 1 1/2 months.) anyway what is wrong with me? My fullness ques don't work and I always feel empty. I'm taking an ssri, could that be it? Fucking help me guys, I don't want this to continue
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The body doesn't register "full" until about 15 minutes after it happens. Try eating your meals in small courses.
There is also an astound psychological effect from a "finishing move" like having something sweet like an orange slice afterwards.
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>>36958758
Are you taking your daily dose of cock, faggot? Maybe that's it
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>>36958782
This
Also drink a full glass of water before you sit down to eat and a full glass of water before you reach for more food

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My normie has gone out for the day.

I think it's safe to come down now. Need to empty my pee bottles and steal some of their food.
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>>36958707
does it get hot up there
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>>36958726
Yes, but in the summer I migrate to their basement.
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yknow, this is really creepy if this is true.

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>follow diet very strictly
>finally lose my last kg of excess fat
>feel relieved about myself
>start eating like a normal person again
>2 days leter im 1.5 kg heavier
>this loop repeats for the next 2 weeks

This war wont end
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it's coming...
origins
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>>36958711
it's comiing
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org
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do this. eat as much as you want during your allotted feasting hours. if you follow this strictly you will lose lots of weight and it's really not that hard

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>tfw you write long ass posts and get no (You)s
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>>36958688
i know the feeling man, here's one on the house.
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>>36958688
Write for you, not (you)s.
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>>36958688
You still won't get (you)s since you're OP

What are some of your delusional theories on life, what is this whole "life" thing, anons?
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its pointless shit you're thrown into and have to make do with what fucking garbage you're given
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>>36958630
a learning process so you can appreciate when humans master science and technology and become immortal/raise dead people back to life and everyone can do literally anything they want
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>>36958661
Yea but do you really hate all of it, or just a lot different parts?

what does your desktop look like, /r9k/?
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If you say so, my very original mate.
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Very original desktop
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>>36958599
>high end gaming graphics card
>MAC OS X

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Do you ejaculate into a cup or container to consume just to avoid cleaning up your spunk?
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on to my 1 towel that i never wash
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>>36958496
>have 2 layers of tissues ready and fap
>just when you about to cum, loosely wrap the tissues around your dick
>cum onto the tissues
>wipe you dick
>flush down the toilet
t. professional
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>>36958633
But there's a chance there will be a piece of paper stuck to your dick and it'll be painful to get off.

>yeah I'm just not really into weed, but it's not that big of a dea--
OH WHAT'S THE MATTER PUSSY? ARE YOU A LITTLE BABY BITCH? YOU STUPID FUCK? ARE YOU JUST A LITTLE PUSSY BITCH WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING? OH NO YOU MISSED YOUR FLIGHT? FUCK YOU, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHOW. FUCKING PUSSY. FUCK OFF.
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>>36958469
I fucking hated this podcast. Joe can be such a fucking autist just like Eddie. Why do people get so defensive about weed.
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>>36958469

Which cast was this? I don't recognize that guy
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>>36958581

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd0oSNjHf1A

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Why did frogposting take off so fast on 4chan? I mean, frogposting is slightly better than anime, but both are degenerate. Why does Reddit go on /pol/ and spam "praise kek!!!!111" everywhere? Why is /r9k/ full of frogposters?

We all know image boards are a prime social testing ground, so lets talk about this.
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>>36958457
Didn't read your post.

You don't know the rules? Don't speak to me until I've had my first cup of coffee, and even then keep it simple wagie.
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>>36958523

>Frogposting NEET

How typical. Did you say "praise kek!!!!" today on /pol/ with everyone else?
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>>36958457
I'll have you know, OP... I own over 5000 UNIQUE frog images on my computer.

I'm not kidding. I take pride in my vast collection of original specimens.

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Okay i figured since this board is full of social outcasts this might as well be the biggest freak show ever. So why dont we have a weird fearures thread where we showcase what makes us a giant red Flag. Pic releated its my eyebrows. They never stay unnoticed and are responsible for my horrible shool time.I posted them yesterday and somebody called them a mustache which i found quite funny
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>>36958442
My giant red flag is that I look like a fucking 16 year old, and I'm a 21 year old college student.
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i think they give you character
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>>36958458
they big enough to be their very own character

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TIME. STOP GOING SO FAST! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!
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>>36958362
how many years op?
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Not fast enough for me mayne, crank it to overdrive
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>>36958508
24, 3 years NEET and haven't done fuck all.

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When did you realize you secretly ENJOY being a robot and do so little to change your situation because you are relatively happy and content in your position?
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The moment Itealized education chances where I am from are utter trash, and that I might have no means to pursue my true passion. Also, I don't trust my young peers at all.
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when I realized that relationships are all about her wellbeing and not yours. I won't give up my life and sanity just to get my dick wet
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>>36958346
I enjoy it only because its all I ever know.

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How attractive are you?

https://pinkmirror.com/faceupload/ChooseFile

I scored 8/10. Let me know if yours is accurate or not.
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I've never liked my mouth either.
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>>36958313
I scored impossible 9/10, this is just a power trip, don't take it seriously
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>>36958393
Not bad. My nose was my lowest score since it's big.
>>36958436
Agreed. In reality I'm actually a 5/10.


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