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>>35362871
I lost both my legs in a crash when I was 12, so no

>>35362871
whats the purpose of doing leg raises?

>>35362918
Oh no! I'm sorry. :(

>>35362921
Health!

>>35362860
so am I bud
so am I

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me 222 ;C

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>>35362860
another of my good friends is leaving school i found out recently so only have 2 or 3 somewhat proper friends who i still dislike from time to time.

>in4 normie because of friends

not qt at all she looks like a 35 year old homeless cat lady wtf op

>>35362821
>34 miles away
>mirror selfie
>totally blank bio

lol just fucking why, OP?

>>35362821
fuck her OP

do it

I don't know but it's hot.

>>35362809
>choke me daddy I'm your little cumslut teehee

>>35362809
what about when a guy wears it??

>>35362793
>I didn't go to Nam to be treated like that by my grandson

the best generation loses a war and wants compliments..

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>joke wasn't well received by family
>tell it again but to your grandpa
hmmm

Write him an apology letter, thanking him for being a model grandpa and saying you respected him for how tough he was and for his Vietnam service. Ask your mom to give it to him/read it to him.

Not atm, enjoying tendies from Popeyes.

>>35362743
I'd rather shoot myself. But lately I've been entertaining the idea of stabbing myself in the throat.

>>35362736
>testicles
>s

at least you have more than one

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everyone has that you fucking idiot
hahahaha

iktfb
>tfwnogf(male)

>>35362717
I'm going on a date with a trans girl who has a nice looking 6" cock. It's bigger than mine

>>35363042
>I'm going on a date with a trans girl who has a nice looking 6" cock. It's bigger than mine
You lucky bastard

>1. If I can pretend for long enough that I'm a likable person, can I become an actually likable person?
Yes, this is how some people live their entire lifes, however, this is a slow process and normaly takes months/years.

>2. What makes a person likable?
This is a tricky question, because every person will give you a different answer, however, it mostly involves not being an asshole or a selfish bastard.

>>35362786
>this is a slow process and normally takes months/years.
Makes sense.

>mostly involves not being an asshole or a selfish bastard
I'm very selfless and I'm not an asshole either (although people might think I am because I don't know how to force-smile).

Would that mean that I'm already likeable?

>>35362682
in my experience people like you if you are agreeable and validate their bullshit. You just gotta pretend, it gets easier.

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>>35362574
I'd avoid a muslim if I was you

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rite leds.

i need a solid way to takedown this bitch. wall-o-text incoming

pt1
>be me
>find girl on instagram who is interested in the same thing as me via hashtag surfing
>hang out for a while
>eventually added to group chat about this interest (by her)
>meet other people in it
>have fun
>all is well

i have problems with other members of the group chat, but that's not important

>she's one of those "agender" faggots
>huge victim complex
>loves putting titles before her name
>tumblrfag, gets all her ideas from there
>declares she is transgender
>completely out of the blue
>herewefuckinggo.jpg
>massive cunt
>is now "gay", to her delight
>all she talks about
>"im gay im gay im gay im gay"
>wants people to talk about it
>attention whore

here's the problem though

>we had good times
>good chats
>not to be a normie or anything but we're kinda buddies
>really starting to get annoying
>ruins everything she touches
>always political
>has massive victim complex

>>35363344

pt2

>scratches arm, technically she "cut"
>makes a huge deal out of it
>posts pictures
>wont stop talking about it
>derails group chat conversations with her arms
>massive attention whore
>starts depricating
>anytime I argue with her she makes another post "oh I wanna die"
>annoyingly talks about how fucking suicidal she is
>how much she hates herself

i unfollow, refollow, then unfollowed recently as a last resort.
I've fucking had it.

How do I deliver my opinion to her without being to /b/tarded or blunt?

>keep in mind that it will have reprecussions because a lot of friends i have on instagram know her
>she also has a lotta friends i don't know that could potentially fuck with me

i'm a newfag so this shit is hard to deal with for me.

halpme/b/

>>35362566
Sure. When's the next video by the way?

>>35362566
Ask her if she wants to skip class and smoke weed down the creek with me.

>>35362566
ask her if she wants to kick me in the teeth

because im not a pedophile lmaaoo

because im not a pedophile lmaaooo

even if that's a 9 inch dick, that girl is a midget

>>35362545
will do chad, thanks for the advice :)

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>>35362545
Thanks for the tip chad-san !!

>>35362545
yeah...no go to fit they are gays because they can't get gfs. I recently started lifting just as something to do during my neetdom and to get bigger arms.

Dat 2 dollar bill tho

>>35362534
Alt right loves coal burners
>Ann counter
>Milo

They were redpilled by blacked.

>>35362534
The only people who say she's a goddess are the autistic Swifties who infest /hr/, /b/ and sometimes /r9k/ as well as /pol/

Their opinions shouldn't even be acknowledged.

There's nothing wrong with IDs, unless you have something to hide

>>35362533
get a passport then, or some other formal piece of id

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>>35362684
needs to be picture ID
took my birth certificate in and stacy just laughed in my face.