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>>39495522
i swear to fucking god. what do i do??? this needs to end NOW

REEEEEEEE333333EE

Perhaps it is YOU that should leave

I mean come on anon you're in your 20's for fucks sake

Not as good as you imagine but still pretty good

>>39495506
Most of them don't know how to do it, so it's disappointing 90% of the time. I prefer them to lick my balls and jerk me off.

>>39495506
Honestly exceeds the hype, whereas pussy is overhyped . If it wouldn't piss women off, I'd probably just ask them for a decadent blow job instead of pussy.

What do you mean doesn't feel anymore?

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>>39495527
It just doesn't have that sense of "realness" to it, don't know how to describe it other than that

Everything seems random and chaotic, there's no solid sense of life to me like there was when I was a younger/a kid

I'm always in my head and it's like I've over thought life to the point where it's lost all meaning, and I don't even mean like a nihilist cause they can still go on living their life and still feel like it's real. I feel like I've broken my brain

>>39495499
Same here anon. I`ve lost my sense of reality, so much so that I even like the moments I feel pain, because it gives me a feeling of realness, and keeps me awake

You watch too much porn. Quit it and you will defenitly have a sexual drive.

i remember being a horny teen and lookin at boobies at school
got into trouble for it sometimes so i started jacking it 4-7 times a day
im assuming you masturbate alot too since youre on this shitboard cut that back a bit and youre sexual drive might come back
also try to go back to vanilla porn if youre into fucked stuff

Why are you so insecure? Who cares what they think? You're more of a faggot than an out and proud screaming faggot

Tinder is a low risk activity. Anything that is low risk will always favor women.

>>39495440
Exactly. And as the modern dating environment transitions from standard courtship to Tinder hookups, the 80/20 rule will manifest itself more and more. Chads will have literal harems and the rest of us will get scraps.

If you had finished high school you would understand why that is not a proof, on the contrary. The 80/20 meme is easy to disprove. You are simply too dumb to understand.

the marijuana story is probably the most harmful bullshit it has produced

they downplayed the effects it has on the long and short term memory

>>39495466
hey i smoke weed

>>39495533
so do I but I don't go around pretending that it's harmless

Looks like Wray, Colorado.

>>39495482
you are only off by about 700 miles

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>>39495390
Britbong over here.

>that kid who wrote communism is great on the whiteboard during history class

>>39495385
>that kid who would throw lunch at other students then go starve for the rest of the day.
Literally me.

>that kid who slept in almost every class

>>39495333

>naruto ends up settling for a socially awkward girl (hinata)

Settling? Sakura ended up being a chestette and asstete; he ended up with the nice girl with a great genetic mutation who ended up giving him superior children.


>Through perseverance he overcame everything and became the ultimate dude in his universe.

>>39495623
>Through perseverance he overcame everything and became the ultimate dude in his universe.

tfw ynb the ultimate dude

>>39495623
>Through perseverance
>muh prophecy

>>39495264
with 2d, anything's possible

Stoners are fucking annoying, though. Why would you want that?

>>39495264
This is practically every girl out of high school. Literally bottom tier taste, my guy.

There is no such thing as Jewish genetics. It is much more likely you share a pre-jewish ancestor.

>>39495235
If your mother isnt jew then you're not a jew.

>>39495235
The human body can stand a certain amount of jew in your blood. As long as its below 25% youre good

>>39495177
>is kill
oregi

>>39495206
>>be me, find body

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>>39495177
looks like callie and marie are in flavor town

mcdonalds lids are pretty strong and the cups are a cup inside the cup

>>39495168
edgy tryhards will say
>coffees supposed to be hot you stupid cunt
but actually look into it though.

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>>39495168
McDonald's should've just settled. The coffee was super hot, the bottom of the cup dissolved, and it spilled on her lap.

Her lap was actually pretty fucked up too.

>>39495154
combersome

"feeling tyrone blast his virle load into her fertile aryan inner was far to combersome for her to withstand"

>rigid
>glistening

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>>39495200
>virle


ongi

My only dream in life is to see other people smile and share my happiness with them. Seeing people happy makes me happy and seeing them depressed makes me want to help them. I don't know if this dream can be realized for someone like me who tends to have the opposite effect.

>>39495193
How did you get that dream? Is it something that can be obtained or is there anything I can do to get some sense of purpose back in my life?

>>39495142
I've never had any ambitions or aspirations either. Most of my life has been spent in escapism. Only recently I wanted to find happiness through love but it all feels so forced and delusional.

I get jealous of people so often. I didn't understand why at first because I didn't want their lives. For example, I'm jealous of professional athletes even though I would never want to be one. Then I realized I was jealous because they had motivation, aspirations, and a drive to succeed. And it just so happened that conveniently enough, the thing they love doing also was lucrative. This is what makes me envious of others. That they have something they're passionate about, that they can make meaningful connections with other human beings, that they have some sort of appetite for life. I hate them for it. All people who have these traits.