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>>39126289
I'll be honest, I would bone the right one after four beers

>>39126289
Only you feel embarrassed. They probably feel great.

>>39126289
The one on the right doesn't look like a man to me, but maybe it's just the angle

feels pretty good op

>>39126278
Bump I also want to know

As all get out!

>>39126262
why? are you mad some nerd is fucking your oneitis?

>>39126262

don't be jealous bro, us betabros are on the same team

>>39126262
No. Because, contrary to what a lot of faggots here believe, men do not have to be very handsome to even get the hottest Stacies.
It's more about men social status, confidence and wealth.
If he is some rich guy/with good job in tech, is respected by other people and is confident then he would have no problems getting laid.

VB is gross desu drank 60 cans in 1 month , never again

>>39126287
Very Best m9
60cans in a month is piss weak

yes I'm about to start drinking today after a long day of drinking yesterday

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Please guys i can't go on like this anymore.

pshh try being gay it's way fucking harder to find a mate that way

>>39126577
I ain't gay man. I still like girls but i know will never get one. So i just want these urges to go away.

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>>39125861
Why would doing anything make any difference?

>>39125861
The way I see it, to really see improvement would take a long-term commitment to doing things to improve myself. Something I don't have the motivation or patience for. I need results now. I need immediate gratification. So with that said, tomorrow will be exactly the same quality (if not worse) as today.

>>39125861
I'm so far down the hole that I don't have the strength to fight.

>>39125852
I'll try it tomorrow and let you know how it goes.

>>39125873
OK, thank you very much. This is an important experiment.

>>39125852
I would assume so. I can put my dick in my gf's butthole and then finger her pussy and rub the head of my penis through the vaginal/anal walls. Feels pretty nice.
>inb4 REEEEE gtfo normie

I'd rather fuck an asian man.

>>39125818
>that guy on the left
>Indian
Nice meme.

Anyway, that depends. I'd rather be a Jap than a lower class black skinned Indian. I'd rather be an Indo-Persian than an Indonesian. Overall I'd rather be the average chink than the average poo all said and done.

>>39125818
You know what's weird? Indians are asians but no one ever calls them that. And in the US everyone calls native Americans Indians instead of the actual Indians. It's the most retarded shit ever.

>>39125740
SEASON 7 deffinantly feels like fanfiction

>>39125740
I find myself thinking, "I wonder what is really supposed to be happening" every time I watch it this season. It feels so fake. All of the characters getting together out of nowhere? Arya going home instead of hunting Cersei? I just don't see this shit happening in the real version.

>>39125776

Thank you. That was validating to hear. Season 6 ended so strong with BoB, but that's just a battle scene.

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I can't tell if people are actually attracted to feet or if it's all just a subtle meme behind seven layers of irony

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Nigga you dont know the half of it.

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>worst

More like best.

>>39125523
Yes. Just one question, where do you live that girls like this live 3 miles away from you?

>>39125523
no she seems like a slut with alot of stds look at how pale her face is

>>39125523
>But only with a strong jaw chiseled body builder abs who is at least 6'5 and has a perfect BMI and a 8' cut dong and who's birth name is Chad.

She's a turbo normie trying to be funny and edgy. I'd nut inside her.

If you can find her leaked nudes she has a pretty bangin' body.

>>39125432
I don't like her mostly because the only reason people like her is because she has the same opinions as them and is a girl. She doesn't really do anything entertaining or tell funny jokes. She just regurgitates shit and people eat it up.

>>39125379

yeah same 22 years old and nearly all gone oh well I just see it as further justification for my suicide

Just go full monk mode and shave your head. I don't get why people give one shit about hair loss just get a fucking hat or something you vain fucker.

>>39125379
Hair loss is the final blackpill. NOTHING had as much impact on my life as this horrible condition. Elliot Rodgers would have nuked the planet if he had been suffering hair loss.

I really need to know this, too.

>>39125270
It's pretty simple. Do not touch your penis as you look at fapping material from said genres. Are you retarded OP?

>>39125270
Realize that you like cuckolding because it's a pathetic and easy way out from any responsibility in relationship.
You don't have to try, actually the more pathetic you are, the better. Bull does everything to your woman that you are not capable of, because you are simply a weak person.

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Because I'm already ancap

>>39125199
I consider myself alt-right but I don't go on pol. I live in the south though so I don't have any opportunities to assblast liberals with tiki torches and shit.

>>39125199

I can't because I'm Libertarian bordering on anarchist.

I won't stand in your way if you let me do whatever the fuck I want on my own property and buy and sell whatever I want, including cuck porn. I'm white btw.

caveat - I'll openly embrace and join the Alt-Right if you invent 99.9% real sex bots.