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>"I want a woman with values"
>laughs at my values and religion
>"I want a virgin gf"
>gets angry I don't put out for him
>"she can't be fat"
>gets angry with me for ordering only salads
>"she should pay half the bill"
>salads cost less than steaks
>pay more than is fair
>"feminists are retarded lol"
What is the truth, boys? I'm about to Elliot Rodger the next time a penis condescends to me.
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Push yourself off a balcony cunt
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>>39352141
They are retarded.
It feels like you can't win sometimes. I'm sorry, anon.
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>>39352141
idk if a girl started to shoot me with a gun i'd probably just get a boner or something lol
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Barack Obama, I truly wish you were our President again. It has been an absolute honor and pleasure to have had you as our President. You sir have been a wonderful president, an exceptional president to be exact. History will remember you as one of the best, the blessing of the century, and once-in-a-lifetime president. Barack Obama we proudly salute you, the greatest son of Africa sent by God to bring some light into the grimness of our world. Whoever says bad things about him is actually insulting the whole Continent of Africa. Obama has restored our country in the world community and has done all that he could considering what a mess Bush left him with, how Congress won't usually work with him. President Obama has done extremely better than his predecessors and we the People wish to have him forever. Obama is a good Samaritan for enacting the Affordable Care Act to help out millions of poor and elderly citizens. Obama is the TRUE Christian whereas Donald Trump and his Bible-thumping GOP folks are the FAKE followers of Christ. These jealous and angry GOP voters who hate President Obama because he is African and are making negative comments on him. Obama brought stability to the United States and will be missed by millions of people all over the world. God bless you Sir and may Providence give you more wisdom to continue leading us. Stand tall and walk proud with your head up high Mr Obama for you have nothing to be ashamed of. You have done a great job despite all the GOP adversity. I have tremendous respect and admiration for you and your beautiful wife.
I AM FOREVER GRATEFUL FOR SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY. YOU SIR WILL ALWAYS BE MY IDOL AND ROLE MODEL AND I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU !!!
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discord gg/V763CbG
the cool discord
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o this guy in line at the grocery store checkout is talking on his phone in a language the guy behind him can't understand. The guy behind starts muttering to himself and finally can't take it anymore and blurts out, "This is America! Learn English or go back where you came from!" The guy with the phone turns to him and says, "I was speaking Navajo, jackass."
DRUMPF BTFO
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it's sad when you jus tryna commit crimes peacefully and the pohleese tryna stop you so you tryna kill him but he keels you first
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>sister claims she's depressed all the time
>tell her that depression isn't real
>tfw I've secretly been depressed for years and have secretly attempted suicide twice now
Why do men have to bottle up feelings?
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Men don't have to bottle up feelings.
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"""attempted""" suicide
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>>39351850
Use this to relate to her and try and fug her
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>asanagi doujins turned me into a violent misogynist
>everytime I see a woman on the street I think about raping her and making her lose her mind to the cock
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Asanagi doujins are the best
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>>39351794
Iktf famalam.
Most fucked thing is that most girls WANT that, you just cant tell who.
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>>39351935
I wish I had a girlfriend who enjoyed getting beat up and fucked.
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Give me one (1) reason why we shouldn't just exterminate all wypipo.
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>>39351784
Nice b8 lmao
original, unlike this b8
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God why are women's faces so punchable?
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>>39351784
Why would you want to destroy all the good looking people?
That's not practical anonkun
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4chan makes a fanfiction ITT 2017-08-28 01:07:17 Post No.39351742
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I squeeze the trigger, sending the bullet through my skull and killing me instantly.
The end.
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>>39351814
*record scratch*
Well, of course that's not the end. Don't you want to know how I got to this amusing juncture? My story begins in Baltimore, Maryland, back in the booming fifties...
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>>39351742
There was foxgirl and guy called Josh.
Josh really liked this girl, and she like him as well.
The foxgirl was always bullied in school, because she was a fox.
But Josh fought with the bullies in elementary school.
Covered in bruises the took care of him after and said "thank you"
Josh got into trouble, one child he fought with came from rich family, so he had to move.
And no one could protect the girl at this point, she was bullied her whole life after that.
But they met again in uni.
Josh was doing pretty good he was excited to start his life at uni and to find new friend to party with, to do normie stuff.
Then he saw her, so he approached and said >Yo, I am Josh do you remember me?
The foxgirl was different, she was really quiet reversed girl, she was always holding herself.
Josh even saw her tremble a little.
>Y-Yes I do Josh
>Haha that's good, looking forward to be friends again (:
>y-y-yes, t-thank you.
After Josh wondered if he said something wrong. Her eyes were little wet.
Later, Josh saw foxgirl is all alone.
So he tried to introduce her to his friends, but it always ended up horribly, the more people she met the more she trembled, she tried her best to hide her wet eyes as well.
So after some time, Josh with his friends thought about this, and they invited her to a party, but really small in his friends room.
She agreed.
Josh wondered why she agreed, but he came to a conclusion.
She is doing it out of fear.
And this pumped him
>I will help her to overcome her fear!!
So the day came.
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Virgin vs Chad
Post 'em if you got 'em
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>>39351716
addin'
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OK here is one for you anon hope you enjoy
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>>39351806
Here is another one that I give
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You have 10 seconds to tell me why you aren't cuddling with your sissy white bf.
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Because I don't want to cuddle retarded smelly beta.
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Because most relationships require sex to function properly and I dont do that
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Because I'm not attracted to men, especially not those with serve mental health issues
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What would you do if you saw a cute girl breaking into your house?
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>>39351553
Overpower her and chain her up in my basement to keep her as a sex slave. She is a criminal anyway so no one will miss her.
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Give her a good grope and kick the shit out of her, call the police, no one will believe her
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>>39351553
mumble sorry and lock myself in my room
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tfw currently crossdressing to make guys cum on omegle
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You dont wanna do this either, so why?
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>>39351617
I love dressing up it gets me so horny.
I feel so guilty afterwards though.
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When did you realize you were a gay faggot OP?
Normie here. What's the robot/neet/etc life like?
pic unrelated
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>>39351458
You know when you feel accomplished after a personal or work project, or successfully becoming well acquainted with a meaningful contact?
You get to feel that from videogames and finishing an anime series or having a good 4 hour long jerk off instead.
Also, it's hollow and not real satisfaction.
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Sadness and decay
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>wake up
>spend 14 hours on the internet
>go to sleep
You don't know what its like to have REAL autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18c_oZ_3slg
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>>39351448
Why does she need so many potted plants? Is it to remind her of the jungle?
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>>39351448
Autistic spectrum is systematically racist
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>tfw diagnosed with aspergers
>tfw only have diet autism
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Never played this before 2017-08-28 12:47:56 Post No.39351391
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Is it worth picking up?
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>>39351391
Hell fucking yes. Best versions of the games to date when you take into consideration that they're 60fps.
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Eh, not really. I played the PS2 KH, It's really only a big hit among disneyfags, if you're not a disney fag youl'll be bored
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>>39351391
I have no idea what they're calling the graphically updated versions (forgot the term) but I recommend skipping one and playing 2. The only thing you'll miss is the first five and last five minutes of the first game and the second brings you up to speed pretty quickly.
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How do I get a sexy mysterious ginger bf like pic related?
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>>39351356
I question myself this sometimes
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>>39351356
>How do I get a sexy mysterious ginger bf like pic related?
Dumb sissy white boi.
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I look a lot like this dude, too bad I'm a manlet, such is life
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>cousin staying over at house
>sitting downstairs watching TV
>there's nothing on
>she wants to sleep
>decide to stay downstairs for a bit and cuddle her under the covers
>mum upstairs sees my bedroom light on and goes into her autistic detective mode
>catches me leaving the room my cousin was sleeping in where the lights were off
>stupid woman assumes we were having sex
Why are mothers so fucking deranged, can't I just cuddle without family butting into my business? I know it's partly down to her christian beliefs making her assume that whenever a boy and girl are in the same room they must be shagging, but still she's my cousin for gods sake.
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>>39351256
Because she wants you to be normal. Not some pussy who wouldn't give his cousin a one way ticket to pound town.
Ask if she's into black guys.
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>>39351256
yeah it's pretty weird i dunno matey
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>>39351256
Uhm, If you're over the age of 10 it IS pretty weird for family members to cuddle in bed. Grow some self-awareness jezus man.