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THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL MY BIPEDS WHO IDENTIFY AS LAAAAAAAAADIEEEEEEEEEEEES
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>>36674581
GETTING A RIMJOB IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT
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>>36674581
MY VAGINA HAS A METOPHORICAL VOICE
true art
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>>36674581
Is she trying to provoke people into murdering her, or just beat her into an unrecognizable pulp?
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>tfw micropenis
God, I've tried to have sex with 3 different women and they have all left after just laying eyes onto it. I am doomed to be a robot the rest of my life.
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>>36674563
post ein picture
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Out of 3, chances are one would give a quick handy if you already got that far.
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>tfw only 6 inches hard
Why didn't the Hobbits just give the ring to Gollum so it wouldn't be their problem anymore?
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>>36674496
Because then Sauron would have found Gollum, killed him, and taken the ring? Fucking moron.
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>>36674515
This
Did you even read the books you fucking moron?
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>>36674496
>>36674515
>>36674557
Better question
Why didn't they just give the Ring to Tom Bombadil?
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Hey guys and gals,
I have my final math exam on wednesday. Normaly, im not at all nervous. Problem is: I FUCKING SUCK AT MATH!
Therefore, I'm worried a bit. Have you got tips on how to keep my cool before and during the exam? Havn't slept for days...
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>>36674489
Keep shitposting on /r9k/. That should help.
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>>36674522
Tried that before
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What math is it? If it's less than at LEAST Calc 2 then just give up now.
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> create a fake Tinder profile with a chadlike profile picture with no profile info
> get the same amount of matches in 25 min than I got in 1,5years
Make it stop!!
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>>36674448
Can I have the account info to play around with. I like tinder but don't have the pics or drive to make a fake Facebook. Or if your feeling fun can you make me a convincing one? I want to play tapout basically where I see how long women will out up with an uninteresting, borderline retarded personality for the chance to sleep with the guy. Taking it all the way to humiliation on her part if she's that desperate
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Frappeeeeeeee
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>want to try tinder
>live in too small of a town
>don't even have a facebook
>no friends to take pictures with
>not attractive anyway
Waste of time right?
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Am I the only one who doesn't really mind being on the giving end of unrequited love?
>meet a girl 2011
>we immediately hit it off and become best friends
>we go together so perfectly that I take it almost for granted she likes me back
>she turns me down when I ask her out
>we're still friends
>it hurts sometimes
>but she gives me life
>she makes me feel happy and peaceful and content
>we talk for hours on most days
>I love learning everything I can about her thoughts, her feelings, her past
>whatever sexual frustrations I have, I release by fapping furiously while thinking about her two or three times a day
>she unknowingly caters to pretty much every fetish I have so she makes me hard as a rock all the time
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>>36674418
You're pathetic, OP.Originoliano
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Listen to yourself anon
"We talk for hours on most days"
As if that's some kind of special privilege she has the fucking mercy of granting you
Stop putting pussy on a pedestal
Just stop
She doesn't even care about you
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you are a doormat
do you like beeing a doormat?
if yes continue to do so
if not realise SHE DOESNT LIKE YOU and there is nothing you can do to change that
i was in the same exact situationn as you a few years ago
i adored her i talked to her for hours ,i fapped to her daily for months and months
and it all came down in a little trip we took together and with other friends
after all the worked ive put into building whcih i thought was a friendship she did some things that made me realise she didnt give a single flying fuck about me or my comfort.
since then i cant fap to her i talk to her a few days and i feel that much better
DONT BE A DOORMAT YOU FUCKING ANON
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>haven't eaten in 4 days
>finally starting to get hungry
>really want garlic bread
>none of my local fast food places sell garlic bread
just
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>>36674361
Dont ruin your fast
Have an apple instead
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>>36674361
Ok, you're gonna need
>some garlic salt
>margerine
>literally any type of bread
Mix the margerine and garlic salt, spread on the bread, throw it in the oven for like a bunch of minutes
Godspeed OP
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>>36674852
>some garlic salt
i only have garlic granules
>margerine
only got butter
is this ok? thanks
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>Can't disagree with any part of leftist ideology without being a Trumptard neo-nazi fascist
>Can't disagree with any part of right wing ideology without being a nu-male SJW-worshiping cuck
>Can't avoid politics without getting dragged in and being branded as one thing or the other
Why can't I just stop hearing people bring it up? I'm so very tired.
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Does this actually happen to you in real life or are you so deprived of social interaction you consider 4chan a legitimate alternative?
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>>36674988
Yes, it does happen to me in real life. Everyone I know in college is extreme left. Everyone I knew in high school is extreme right. It is worse on the internet, though. I used to be able to get away from this shit online. Now it taints everything.
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>>36675134
Start your own web community and ban politics, like wizchan does sex.
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what wouId you do if your father taken you to a prostitute
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>>36674251
This image is fucking up my brain, is there a a house inside of a house or..
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>>36674935
it's photoshopped, the original image was the autist's very own blockbuster shelf
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>>36674251
>No thanks dad I don't want to sleep with a woman when neither of us is in love.
Not so hard.
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>eating chocolate chip cookies
>see one that has the 4chan logo on it
>rofl
>take a pic of the memorable day
>make it my whatsnormie messanger app profile picture
>weeks later
>roastie sees it because she recently messaged me and probably had me on her recents
>"hey anon, whats your profile pic supposed to be?"
What should I say to sound the least autistic? It's literally a cookie with the 4chan logo on it in the form of chocolate chips. I've obviously considered saying "oh it looks like a 4-leaf clover, which is lucky you know", but two problems with that
a) That sounds horrible autistic and out-of-character for me
b) It doesn't even look like a 4-leaf clover. It looks exactly like a minimalistic version of the 4chinz logo, which obviously cant look like a fucking plant.
What do?
Dubs get priority obviously.
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just say you found the pattern interesting just like those jesus chips and whatnot and you wnted to share a bit with the people
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>>36674319
idk about you but that sounds horribly autistic
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>>36674319
>just like those jesus chips
Do NOT say that. It would be more autistic than keeping quiet
who /balding/ here?
pic related, how bad is my hairline? should I just buzz it off, or should I end it all?
post your hairlines, your "solutions", your feelings.
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>>36674081
I'm not going to post mine, but it's similar. It's just a bit wider at the front, but with more diffuse thinning in the front-center.
Hair cloning when?
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I went from Norwood 2 to 6 in about six months after I turned 27. I had long hair and had it since I was 13. Killed me inside when I shaved my head
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>>36674140
How many people noticed it/talked to you about it yet?
Sometimes I get some jokes about my hairline, but everytime I talk about it with my few friends they always say "It's not that bad"
I don't want to take stuff like finasteride...
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Tell me good anime with gay/trap themes
I've already send ouran high school host club and himegoto
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boku no pico
(original gay shit)
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>>36674053
This
I think this is probably the only instance ever where recommending Boku no Pico isn't just a joke
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Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu not anything sexual and also its pretty funny
oegairu also has a trap
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Its been 6 (SIX) months of unemployment since finishing university. Am I fucked? Should I just join the military? Should I keep living on neetbux until I get a job?
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well what university did you finish?
if you finished a STEM something go look for a job
if you finished a shit something just go into military
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>>36673970
Sounds like some bullshit degree you have. something like art, law, even ... ha, psychology related.
C'mon, out with it. Warn is all what not to take... ;-)
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>>36674058
>>36675107
Most stem jobs these days are as unemployable as Liberal Arts degree. Good luck trying to find a job with a Biology or Chemistry degree without being a top 5% student.
The stem job meme only applies to software and computer related degrees. Even chemical engineering is a joke these days.
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Redpill me on women vs traps. Bonus points if you post that comparison chart.
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Okay, try to remember all the bad things you know about women, all the bad things you could imagine, and the unimaginably bad things. Now multiply that by a googolplex. Trannies are mentally ill and will ruin everything. Avoid like the plague.
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>>36673943
You got your priorities all mixed up, friend-o. What you want is a bf (female). Trans dudes are crazy chill.
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They are mentally unstable gay men wich is worse than women. Not to mention they look like freakish mutants
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Post something.
Also, shitty mic warning for mine.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bkBDOQkuyT
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bbbbbbbuuu9999
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nice but had to stop listening because of quality
maybe just sit further away
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lzLLkVpO4q
some vidya song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TWnoF3f4Dm
short greentext
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>>36674426
You're a pretty good voice actor dude, do you do work for anyone?