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U missed 2 oppertunities to get a qt gf

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>>36721330
Wait is MGTOW about bus schedules? Oh man I could have been on board this whole time!

Pic related captcha hell yeah

>sorry ladies I have to get the bus
>bus stop is visible from where they're standing
>bus doesn't show up for like 10 minutes

>>36721327
A deep voice should not be a reason for unclear speach, I have a simillar problem though - a deep, unclear voice since early teens. The problem is a wrong speaking technique.
Been working with a speach therapist in the last weeks - basically you need to:

1. Breath right - breath down into your belly and support your voice with the diaphragm.

2. Open your mouth more - may sound silly, but especially if you are a socially anxious mess like me you probably don't open your mouth enough when speaking.

3. Mentally place your voice in the front of your face when speaking - your deep voice is probably artificially deepened by placing your voice deep inside when speaking. It's hard to explain exactly but when you try to place your voice more to the front it begins to sound brighter and clearer.

Jesus Christ Desu

1) Start smoking less weed, this will cause your social anxiety to become worse, if you must use some kind of drug turn to alcohol or something like cocaine, but this is not recommended.

2) Go to a fucking barber and get a german style undercut, it will bring out your jaw and will fit the deep voice. If you can grow a beard try.

>>36721327
If op pic is (You) why do you keep making these threads

>>36721324
But anon for all of this to happen you have to find a girl that wants to get pregnant by you and be willing to kill you.

>around /jp/
this so-called legend is not a legend it's an actual "method" in the darkest most scary buddhist sects. Left hand path shit.

>do it
>be born as a fatherless child from a single, crazy mother who's serving time in jail
No thanks.

>>36721324
Why was I smelling incest from a mile away?

>>36721287
Be honest, do you want to fug her OP?

>>36721287
Do your best to stop caring. I used to hold a grudge against my parents for acting like glorified high school students, but over time I came to accept that they're only human and that they'd never fit the ideals I had imagined for them as a kid. It's tiresome to have to feel like the real adult all the time, but at least I'm not frustrated about things I can't control anymore. So for you I'd say focus on finding independence because you'll never change your mother's degeneracy.

>>36721344
No
I'm into young cute girls

>>36721252
If im reborn can i be a lesbian?

>>36721252
I don't want to be a girl though. I just want to be a better version of myself.

not everyone wants to be a girl

>>>/lgbt/

>>36721217
The little sister

>>36721217
Wow. That is seriously messed up. I mean green shouldn't have fucked his sister, but purple shouldn't just immediately cast him out not to mention airing out their buisness on a public forum. That's inexcusable in and of itself.

>>36721217
Anon took 'Hug your imouto' too far, the thread

I live in a deserted place

>>36721216
We ugly

>>36721216
>heyy
>hahah
>idk

You are the beta-est of males

Oh, fug. My sister kept complaining that a bunch of high schoolers getting into arguments because of these. Something along the lines of "mine is made of a better material" and shuttling everyone else down.

I understand their purpose, but is it a fad too?

I just play with begleri it's way more satisfying

I just play with poker chips at my desk at home
I can't imagine having any of these in public, it's asking for people to isolate and judge you more than they already are

>>36721185
Why are trashy people so funny? Like I'm a mentally ill failure of a man, but even I feel normal compared to people like this.

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>>36721185
>tfw I was feeling bad, Man, until now

>tfw you come from a family of large amounts of incest
It's a mixed feel.

Is he still a virgin?
I don't know CWC lore.

>>36721374
Pretty sure he's sold his ass to some guy he met at a con.

>>36721488
Stop lying hitler
He lost it to a beautiful women named Mia

>>36721172
Give it to me of course.

>>36721172
Travel. Have the money as security, dont actually go and travel to 5 star hotels and shit. Experience it as if you were a normal person. Eat and sleep at praised locations by "normal income" people.

>>36721172
Invest it. Pick up stock trading as a hobby.

not much. I've played the only two games I have, I've read all the books I have, I've made like thirty-something cairns out in the woods, and I don't have any close friends. The only thing I have left for fun is the internet and I get bored of even that sometimes

stare at the wall
get tired enough and try to take a nap
fail
get up from the bed to stare at the wall some more
listen to some music
browse /r9k/
think why is this happening to me

There you go, this is how I lose about 10 hours of my life and i dont even remember it the next day

Longboarding, hiking or just wandering. If all else fails find shit that needs to be done around the house.

>>36721044
not a fembot but yea sure sounds like a fun trip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQk-pLZYsLA

>>36721063
anything in particular you want to get done? nice song btw

>>36721141
>anything in particular you want to get done?
nah id just be doing it for the meme
lets go shopping too though

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>Wasting your hard earned money on weed

Just like my dumbfuck co-workers all addicted to shit like Alcohol,Weed,and cigs

Kill yourself

>>36721033
>working

kys faggot

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>>36721072
>Being a leech

You remind me of my co-worker who begs for a dollar LMAO.

I just brush leeches off

>>36721015
Oh ma you are such a card!

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Do older women really love BBC?

>>36721075
Every woman loves BBC