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Guys what are some good games? preferably not requiring steam, i hate steam its basically video game itunes
i like minecraft a little nd i bought fallout 4 but im pretty shit at it and dont ike the battle aspect of it, id rather just have a game where you could roam around and do stuff
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sounds like you want no mans sky if it were good
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>>34374338
Unironically Dark souls
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>>34374338
Play vanilla wow its fun and takes time, I was in a lretty good guid while back we would swap trap files and fap on discord together
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>tfw you live surrounded by nogs
Anyone else know this feel? They're relatively friendly, but they blast their loud rap music at all hours of the night when I'm trying to sleep, let their dogs run around without a leash, and generally just get in the way.
I want to just live in a quiet, white neighborhood.
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YEAH, I work in Compton
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>>34374333
>They're relatively friendly
This is going to sound racist but they're really only being nice to you so that they can either rob you or borrow things from you. They sound like the type
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>>34374333
memphis reporting in, i know the feel well. luckily memphis is still *somewhat* segregated and you can steer pretty well clear of niggos if you know where to go.
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Go out to lunch with my mother. I show her pic related and I say "She's cute isn't she?" And she says "I mean, it's a drawing. I like the artwork"
Give me the gas please
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>>34374156
What the fuck did you expect her to say?
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>>34374156
Anon, y u do dis
You're supposed to hide your autism, not spew it everywhere. Also, even if she didnt perceive you as retarded, how did you expect your mom (female) to react to that?
Anon, I think you need to go outside.
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>>34374156
Made my day, OP. Hilarious.
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Any older chaps here?
What age say you? And what brought you here?
How disappointed are you?
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fucking cunts, where r u?
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>>34374140
what constitutes an older chap?
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I'll start off with a lowball number to help your thread along.
I'm 24 and I've been on 4chan since 13. What brought me to /r9k/ specifically was getting fed up with /b/'s shit (This was around the time of the banana meme getting started) and heard that /r9k/ was basically just a less shitty version of /b/
I alternate between here, /pol/, and /int/
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>tfw as a tranny, /r9k/ is less toxic to me than /lgbt/ and is kinder about my appearance flaws
Why are trannies so horrible? Why do I feel safer around guys who sometimes talk about killing me, than my own miserable kind?
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>>34374106
All the good traps and all robots want a qt trap gf, this why we stay here /lgbt/ is for gays not traps
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>>34374106
The only transsexuals who I have met have been nice people.
With that said, you're a degenerate and I want to choke you with my cock until you vomit all over yourself.
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>>34374106
/lgbt/ and us good boys at /pol/ have an agreement to remove all trannies
Get the fuck out scum
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crazy shit you got away with 2017-01-24 03:16:23 Post No.34374069
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crazy shit you got away with
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>here rumor that downy kid at my middle school named kevin has a massive dick
>decide to 'investigate' these claims
>lure kevin into the sports equipment sheds
>just me and him
>tell him to take his pants off
>he does
>HOLY SHIT HIS DICK IS FUCKING HUGE
>completely flaccid and bigger than any I'd seen before
>walk up to him and grab his dick, start stroking it
>after a few strokes it's already too thick for my hand to fit around
>lean (I'm a tall girl and I was a fucking 5'9 giraffe at 14) in and tell him I've got a special treat for him
>he looks scared
>tell him to get on his back
>he does and their are tears in his eyes
>squat over tell it will all be okay and that he's a good boy
>pull my panties (which where drenched) over to one side and slide his fat dick into my pussy
>it's so fucking big and fat that I cum after riding him for about thirty seconds
>hop off and go to finish him with my mouth
>just then a teacher walks in
>"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"
>yelling, crying, confusion get sent to the principals office
>realize if it gets out that I was fucking a retard, I'll be bullied mercilessly and my parents will disown me for being a "slut"
>say that kevin raped me
"he put himself inside me but it was too tight so he made me use my mouth instead" *crying*
>the police are called and they do a rape kit
>determine that I was raped because of genital trauma (lmao no shit)
>kevin goes away after that
>rumors spread around school but I just say that he tried to rape me and got caught before he could do anything
>mfw
Honestly the dick was so good sometimes I wish I had the guts to own up to it, so I could get some more. Sometimes I feel sorry for kevin, but hey, at least he got some pussy.
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>>34374069
Smoke weed at lunch, smoke weed on the way to school.
Teachers never reprimand me for it
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>>34374355
>moke weed at lunch, smoke weed on the way to school.
DUDE
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You raped a mentally handicapped person. Congrats.
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Who here upper middle class getting a heavy dose of "reality"
>grew up upper middle class
>had the coolest bike in the neighborhood in Connecticut
>Happy, always had friends, pure utopia
>one day, parents divorce
>live with mom
>move to another state where I knew no one
>has hated by everyone the first year
>social outcast
>our financial situation stagnated over time
>now I'm 21 and getting evicted from my apartment with a slim chance of finding a new one in time
>in my room listening to Simpsonwave music
I feel so lost and tired. My life has progressively gotten worse over time and I've reached a point where I can't try anymore. I can do anything I want if I wanted but I'm too tired to do anything. Pls share your stories and words of wisdom brothers
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>>34374034
>be middle middle class
>never had friends as a kid
>get used to it and learn to love it
>spend my entire middle/high school life playing video games, watching anime, and going on 4chan all day every day
>best times of my life
>get a job
>make fake friends at work so I don't seem autismo
Life is easy when you just sit back and copy what normalfags do from going normalfag watching in public places
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>>34374034
greentexting is fucking impossible on mobile, so I'll just type it out.
I had a great life up until about a month ago. was middle/upper middle class my whole life, had friends, went to school. then a month ago I graduated college. I still haven't found a job in my field (engineering) and my lease is almost up. I'm gonna have to move back with my parents and the total lack of control I have over my life right now is driving me insane. I haven't gotten a full nights sleep in weeks, about 4-5 hours tops. I apply to countless jobs only to get those sappy
"we are not able to hire you at this time" emails. I know it sounds like I'm exaggerating the severity of my situation, but I'm pulling my hair out looking for a job and I feel like total garbage for not having one. my mental health is rapidly declining. maybe two more weeks before I finally try to off myself and either die or get thrown in the nuthouse
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>>34374678
Are you serious, one month out of school? That's nothing. I didn't get a job until 5 months after I graduated and I had my masters instructuralengineering with a 3.8 gpa. Just keep applying to places and eventually one will stick.
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All girls once they reach their first menstrual cycle should be pumped full of growth hormones to increase fertility and amplify their sexual characteristics. This will be to help resolve the issue of falling birth rates, as they will have at least six babies per birth. They will also be able to produce twenty gallons of milk per day.
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fembots should tell us their embarrassing first period stories
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What the fuck, OP. For real.
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>>34374024
I'm down with having extra feminine women.
I wouldn't be sad if Leafy died. I'd probably be pretty happy. He's just such a lousy, useless, unlikable guy.
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>>34374004
>He's just such a lousy, useless, unlikable guy.
/ourguy/ confirmed
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>>34374004
Why even waste your time giving a fuck?
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>>34374004
He went to high school with my little brother. No one liked him and he would only talk about hentai and his breath smelled like semen.
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>still no gf to help me fall asleep
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>no gf to watch cartoons with
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10 pills will make you fall asleep faster than a girlfriend ;))
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opiates will give you the love you crave
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When did you realize that bible was a lie 2017-01-24 03:06:19 Post No.34373900
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When did you realize that bible was a lie
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Does your family still try to force you to go to church every time you see them?
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>>34373900
When I was 16 I told my parents that catholisism was one bigass lie. They didnt care, they're Christians. Oh well.
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>>34373900
On average, how many times do you tip your fedora anon.
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>>34374215
not
an
argument
try again my good man.
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guys what if I'm just dumb?
How would I know?
In my time as a hiki I've been able to reflect back on my life and I've come to the conclusion people have mostly condescended to me and/or treated me as a retard.
Were my good school grades a lie all along? I scored a 120 on that IQ test that strictly revolves around noticing abstract patterns but another time I scored a 90 on a more general IQ test. But then again on the other hand I took the gre and scored 99th percentile in the writing portion 83rd on the verbal section and like 73rd on the math
wtf what if I'm just dumb but got lulled into a false sense of security?
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>wtf what if I'm just dumb but got lulled into a false sense of security?
It's probably more likely than you think. I know I'm guilty of this and most people you come in contact with are exactly the same way. Pretty sure this is a given for most people.
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>>34373895
Don't know. Don't care. Sauce please.
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>>34373895
the fact that you're self aware enough to be worried and are posting this well written question leads me to believe that you're not a retard. dont worry about your iq test scores, iq isn't a perfect measure of intelligence the way people act like it is. also, doing well in school doesnt necessarily mean youre smart, just that you can follow directions. Why do you think youre dumb? because people treated you that way?
also THAT PIC HNNNGGGG, thats the best fucking image on the internet right now
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So I got an arranged marriage to a pretty hot girl, was a virgin and everything but she's a fucking gold digger, doesn't love me at all one bit I can see it in her eyes.
She only let's me fuck her in the vagina in one position, no blowjobs, no cowgirl, no foreplay, nothing.
Of course any man would get frustrated at this... so I did something I thought I'd never do, started cheating on her with some fuckbuddies I have.
She found out, told her entire family. My family hates my guts now.
feels bad man
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>>34373858
Good job idiot now she has a perfectly socially acceptable excuse to take you for everything you own
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>>34373858
>arranged marriage
What the fuck are you, some kind of Indian or some shit?
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>>34373858
You're telling me you couldn't make her do any position you wanted? She already got sold off to you. Couldn't you say "no bitch we're doing it THIS way" without the police or her family caring?
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>not becoming a girl (male)
>not sneaking into chads harem
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>>34373822
This image has something to do with cuttlefish, doesn't it...
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>>34373886
>The cuttlefish will hide one of it's tentacles to look like a female cuttlefish in order to sneak past he alpha male and mate with one of the female cuttlefishes
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>>34373822
Even if she still has a feminine penis chad will fuck her boipussy
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What's up, buddy?
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>>34373723
Dat eye spacing makes my dick minerals
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Dem feet make my dick minerals
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>tfw no emma stone gf