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Hollow?
oregami

suppressed?

Carbon fiber is really soft even though it's strong and rigid.

>>35386401
You must sing out loud. Get use to hearing the sound of your voice, so when you do open your mouth and sound comes out you won't get creeped out and cringe at this foreign noise.

Next maybe read aloud lines from movies.

Practice, its really about being comfortable with yourself

I know this feel

as I get older I get less outgoing and more agoraphobic and misanthropic

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>>35386505
>tfw you are going to be a grumpy curmudgeonly old man who dies all alone

Get that high-T, baby.

the natural focus and clairty

I hate brain fog and my life.
If I had motivation, every think else comes through hard work.

>>35387021
But then I won't be able to browse /r9k/!

>>35387221
I know, I have trouble with paying attention

Everyone who is interested in trains is autistic.
This is as autistic as it gets.

>>35386343
>>I'm going to try out my own city's system soon, Orlando's Sunrail.

Robots? In my city?

I won't live in it.

>>35386369
I'm not interested in it as a hobby, I was just reading up on it the past couple days.

I just want to travel is all.

Become the popo
have people refer you to higher branches I suppose

Apply, post some denk mimes and wait.

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1.Get a four degree in the required field that they are looking for or will be looking for.

2. Learn a second language, don't have to be fluent just be able to understand it.

3. After you get your college degree, go into the military.

4. While in the military get your Masters

5. After your four year contract. Apply and get reject.

6. Suicide or sell secrets to enemy governments.

the message you're supposed to internalize is that everyone is special except for non-Jewish heterosexual white males and if you are one of those you should basically just kys for even existing because your very existence is bigotry

>>35386310

invention by the Floral industry, backed up by the Rotschilds back in 1912.

>>35386366
this mentality is pushed deliberately by the media to destroy the western world

>>35386300
I lurk /r9k/ to collect pictures of beautiful robots
you're all beautiful

>lurking on normie board

>>>>>>/out/

>>35386322
But robots rarely post their faces. And they are shamed if they do.

arcanine hast abandoneth meeth

>>35386298
Do it and own it bro. I had an interview at walmart and i was nervous and kind of cracking in the voice sometimes but I got hired immediately following the interview.

Never did a group interview but my game plan would be to be reserved but noticed. You don't have to be the most outgoing in the group or whatever.

What kind of job is it?

>>35387323
It's at IKEA for the summer. They say with a strong chance of continued employment, but who knows. The have opening in everything from sales, to restaurant, to logistics. I just want logistics. If they put me in sale I'm probably going to say no.

>>35386285
i have a tumblr
i only made it to post my shitty art but the site's not terrible considering you can customize your feed

Robots hate social interaction
Why the fuck would they have social media?

I smoke weed to inhibit my cognitive function, and fog my short term memory to temporarily escape my extremely depressing ongoing thoughts. This synergizes well with video games to bring me a solid form of escapism on the cheap since I own a PC. Then when I sober up I devote my free time to my hobby of programming/microprogramming. Microsoft Visual Studio's Intellisense really helps stoners like me keep track of methods and objects. That's literally all of my plans for tonight. After work I'm going to go home and install the new release of Visual Studio 2017, and just play around with it after I got notice of it's release by email just now.

Enjoy the ride. I don't think it ends.

>>35386269
drugs sex suicide

>>35386214
overCUM it :^)

>>35386214
If it's a meme fetish you've acquired post puberty from looking at too much porn, then take a break from masturbating.
If it's an established fetish you've always had then you're fucked and you should consider suicide.

>>35386283
>tfw ive always had a beastiality and furry fetish

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B3yJJiK-xOO4WE91V0ExUXZUT1U/view

>>35386208
No yeah 100% right anon.

>more conservative
>nice ass
>qt accent
Currently dating one.

>>35386185
>on MY computer science degree
ffs, adding another goal, to have a better attention span.

>>35386185
That can be pretty good anon, good luck. Try to find healthy hobbies to relax and spend energy (sports are nice)

The only thing triggered is my benis, why is Bulma so hot?

>>35386179
She cuckled earthling Chad for a Saiyan manlet

>>35386148
says the autistic loser posting shitty anime screencaps

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>thinking refuting an argument means it's wrong

>Even when it's cheaper to hire a woman, female employers would rather have more male workers than female workers

Why is that?

that isn't about how if a man comes up to and triggers you with facts you should fall asleep
it's about how women don't care about anything unless it confirms their world view.