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>DEAR MR. I'M-TOO-GOOD-TO-CALL-OR-WRITE-MY-FANS
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god I fucking hate Eminem, was such a talented MC and he only made two good albums, what a waste
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>>38159508
>YOU THINK I'M UGLY, DON'T YOU?
>NO, YOU THINK I'M UGLY!
>GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, DON'T TOUCH ME!
>I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU!
>OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU!
>HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME??!
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>>38159460
>tfw stan playing on background
>4:30am
I want out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZgB7D5Xtbs
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Do robots go to porn theaters?
I've had some fun experiences with slut wives/girlfriends, so much that normie sex seems like a lot of trouble to go get.
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bump
I never even heard of the concept until a couple years ago, I'm curious too
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>implying it isn't 99.9999% fat old faggots looking to suck dick or get sucked
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>>38159730
There's a blog about it, look for "Dr. Emilio Lizardo". You can find the porn theaters around you that have open play in the theater.
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Why the fuck are fedoras associated with cretins? Fedoras have been fashionable since the late 1800s and has prevailed in pop culture as a symbol of masculinity and maturity. What's not manly are these fatuous "men" with their baseball caps which they typically wear indoors (drives me nuts, I must resist the urge to approach them and ultimately humilate them) so grow up and stop using fedoras as a meme. I'll have you know that plenty of women have gave me flirtatious gazes while I have also noticed them give these douchebags a stern eye.
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>>38159407
Someday, I will have enough money to buy some nice tailored suits. On that day, I will have no more goals in life.
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A Chad's a Chad no matter what kind of hat he wears. That's true conversely as well.
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>>38159407
>Fedoras have been fashionable since the late 1800s
Gotta stop you right there. Fedoras were fashionable IN the late 1800s. This is no longer that era. That is why they are associated with cretins - men who adhere to erstwhile standards of living. Slaves, pet wives, false senses of superiority, etc.
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>go to chaturbate
>decide to buy $10 worth of tokens
>find a streamer with very little viewers
>keep spamming them with 1 token donations
>watch them awkwardly keep on thanking me even tho it's like I am literally throwing pennies at them
>go though my $10 and then 2 minutes later say hello to them in the chat
>"welcome to the stream anon, first time?"
fucking roastie whore, I literally just donated $10 to them and they've already forgotten me.
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>>38159361
well anon, you are dealing with a camwhore soo..
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>>38159361
>spamming them with 1 token donations
kek
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>>38159361
well she was probably being ironic only ur autism couldn't process irony
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Hey anons, let's talk about nice things that are going on in our lives.
I'll start, recently my best friend that i made online was able to get an apt in the same complex as me and will move in at the end of the month.
We'll be able to help each other be competent people and have sleep overs and not be as sad. I'm really looking forward to finally having a true friend live so close to me
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>>38159343
That sounds incredibly comfy mate.
I finished my move into a much cheaper place and actually have my whole weekend booked with friends for the first time in probably three years. Gonna hit the casino, eat a fuckload of sashimi, work on a new cosplay and start a job search
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mommy is going to start paying me a few notes of cash for doing gardening work from next month onwards
t. friendless shut-in NEET 30 yr old
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>>38159343
hope it goes well anon, best of luck
>>38159442
live it up brother, you deserve it
nothing much going on for me, but my sister got a new job where some of her friends are working and shes having the time of her life. i'm really happy for her.
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These are the best titties I have ever seen. Big but not cowtits. Firm but still enough weight to drop and swap a bit. This, my friends, is absolute perfection.
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Where is her peener
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Uhhhh, yeah no argument needed. Just sauce!
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>>38159338
This is lewd
Back in my day, this would be censored with some sort of meme just to give anons blue balls
Anonymous
Used to think girls being retards was a meme 2017-07-05 01:18:56 Post No.38159324
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Used to think girls being retards was a meme
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>be her, never had a relationship, never done anything, low self esteem
>i come along, hit on her, she falls in love, became her first for everything (except sex as she wanted to wait, though we got close many times)
>was together a year, done everything for her, was always doing cute things for her
>she done the same for me, write cute notes to me, planning the future, we'd get married etc
>sexual wise we couldn't get enough of each other, she loved sucking me off
>took care of her when she was sick, bought her medicine, chocolates, etc, stuck with her through the ups and downs
>breaks up with me out of nowhere saying she lost feelings
There you have it, you can be a girls first, be the perfect guy, and it still isn't enough. She broke up on our 1 year anniversary. It's been a month now. She gets with someone else a week after breakup, but that only lasted 2 weeks. Now we either talk or argue. Her best friend, other friends, even sister say she's stupid for leaving me, and she just don't realize how good I am until she gets fucked about by other guys, at which point I ain't going to want a used up bitch, which I also told her. Its like because I made her feel good about herself she thinks the grass is greener or something?
I remove her all the time but she adds me back, I start dating a new girl, someone much prettier than her, and she got mad at me. Then acts like she doesn't care. Then tries being nice to me, but idgaf I still flirt with her coz I ain't being no friend. Sent her a picture of her ass as she sent loads of pics while we were together, and told her I'd dump this other girl instantly if I could eat you out again, then she gets mad saying that's inappropriate. She doesn't feel for me anymore. Why argue with me so much, why be hot n cold, how the fuck do your feelings just go away.
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Stay with the prettier one and ignore her completely Anon. Try and live a happy life with your new gf, make sure you two post lots of normie pictures on facebook about how happy you are so Girl1 can see.
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She's jelly and wants to antagonize you for finding a better girl. If you keep her as your orbiter and consider her a toddler it'll be alright.
WHENEVER SHE SHOWS AFFECTION FOR YOU REMEMBER SHE WOULDN'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOU IF THE DUMB BITCH FOUND A REPLACEMENT
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>>38159324
>except sex as she wanted to wait
this wasn't a red flag?
I'm not even going to read the rest. I bet she fucked another guy didn't she?
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It is now pointless to post on 4chan, there is no longer a community, only kids who disagree with everything you say because they want to appeal to the edgy crowd. Let this be a reminder, that this is what happens when you let hate win. It destroys any form of structured activity within society, and makes it impossible to get any real work done. Enjoy your cesspool of hate you've created for yourselves, I'm bailing
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>>38159299
Good riddance desu o
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They cry
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>>38159353
Goodbye roboto, don't let the poltards get to you. Someday you too will get tired of this place, no one will blame you when you decide to do the same as I
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>Out of our way, virgin
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>>38159298
Now listen here Chad, you can walk around shirtless with your friends after me and you get in the car and go find you a job. All you have to do is give the manager a look in the eye and a nice firm handshake
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>>38159490
It's funny because it will actually work for Chad. Hell, he'll probably start out making a dollar an hour more than anon.
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>>38159298
>*apologizes*
>"y-yes sirs... f-forgive my intrusion..."
>*swiftly tips fedora*
My dick is 3 inches, I have premature ejaculation, and I have erectile dysfunction. Why do I even exist?
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>>38159255
For memes
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Your suffering is part of God's plan. Just deal with it.
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Are you fit though? Because I like sph and premature ejaculation...
Liar son
Lying to your family so they think you have friends 2017-07-05 01:10:33 Post No.38159174
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Lying to your family so they think you have friends
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Have I discovered the worst feel? It literally brings tears to my eyes every time. I can't have them know how alone I really am. It would break their hearts.
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>>38159174
You got 21 unread messages lmaoget out reeeeeeee
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>>38159305
>implying I open messages.
Those are from my parents, or just old messages. If I had friend I would be out celebrating the independence of my country, not implying I do so to my dad through a text sent from my dorm
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>>38159346
Sorry my man. That truley is a hard feel.
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>need to go clothes shopping
FUCK
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>>38159152
>tfw haven't shopped for clothes in about 7 years
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>>38159152
Shit. Try watching normie shit to get into their mindset so you can pull through
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>>38159182
that's why i need to go. i'm going on a vacation and have literally no clothes because i'm a hermit
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Since in every country white skin is considered a symbol of femininity,cuteness and weakness do white men feel insecure and less masculine since white people have the whitest skin compared to other races?
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Nah Asians are the true beta race. Come on, everyone knows this, you aren't even trying. You must be Asian lol
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>>38159092
What? Whiteness symoblises purity, something associated with virginity: a desirable trait in women, hence why its more common in them but thats a correlation. Just because more fem people are pale doesnt mean pale people are default fem. Also not every country that wouldnt make sense, how would massively seperated cultures for centuries ALL develop the same ideals of attraction?
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>>38159092
Can't say I feel insecure at all my friend. Women of all races have approached me for sex (but I refuse them because I'm waiting for marriage).
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I'm hairy as fuck and I think it looks gross, should I be self conscious or not? Should I shave it? Pic not me because I'm not so fucking retarded that I'd post a picture of myself when we have a brand new sticky telling us not to
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>>38159062
Post hairy asshole so l can jerk off
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>>38159075
Anon that is rather lewd of you to ask, I suggest you pop into /hm/
Also answer my fucking question homo
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>>38159121
I'm just as hairy as that guy and I still don't shave desu~
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Let's discuss this on a board that isn't as cancerous as /pol/ such as this one
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Let's not. Really.
>>>/pol/
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>>38158983
>/r9k/
>not as cancerous as /pol/
have you ever even been there
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>>38158983
we should do this more often, pol is toxic now.
> icbm
its just big talk, nothing will happen.
also dont forget that nk is one of the last countries without rothschild central bank.