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why are women allowed to be police officers?

how is a woman supposed to ever protect someone?
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Because 7 ate 9?
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>>37353370
Not everyone lives in violent shitholes like murrika.

Women are better with drunk males, home disputes and children. Those groups are less likely to get violent with them
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>>37353370
>see woman working as police officer
>get excited
>woman officer with other male officers
>woman spraying something at guy
>wish i was guy getting sprayed at
>i never get such attention from women

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Well /r9k/ i have decided that im going to post my life story here in light of the buzzfeed shit so i can be made fun of or talk with people who have had similar lives/feels.

I feel like an appropriate place to start is puberty because that is where i think becoming socially retarded started
>move from georgia to colorado because dad is in the military
>know literally 0 people here i had friends in georgia but this was in elementary school and i will be starting middle school here
>middle school finally starts and im excited to make new friends
>be skinny as fuck
>when class's start i have no friends but in all of my classes my seats are assigned so its not too awkward
>quickly make a few "friends" but they arent the cool kids (not the weird kids either)
>become actual friends with a black kid because i find out he plays wow
>black kid and i start playing private servers together
>we remain friends throughout middle school and black kid is my bro who introduces me to the cool kids but I never actually became friends with the cool kids
>normie kids finally start dating
>i have no cell phone so i cant imagine getting a gf
>slowly become more and more socially retarded while also starting to figure out that i likes girls
>people kind of start to know me so classes arent so weird when i have to do group projects and stuff
>6th grade ends and 7th grade starts
>develop crush on this one girl early in the 7th grade
>shes into emo kids but i thought that was retarded so i never became emo thankfully
>we kind of become friends later in the 7th grade
>black kid tells me that i should tell her that i like her
>i tell her that i think shes a qt but she has a boyfriend so i think i retained most of my autism and i didnt go past that
>terrible grades in classes that i dont care about like spanish so parents ground me for all of summer and part of 8th grade
>cant hang out with any of my friends throughout all of summer or play vidya with black kid
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>>37353284
>8th grade comes around and i have an actual group of friends but i have classes and shit without any of them so those classes are hell
>one of the popular girls asks me in math class if i think her butt looks good (lets call her stacy)
>she is one of the hottest girls in the school of course her ass looks amazing
>tell her no because i didnt want her to think i was a creep and im socially retarded
>stacy fucking resents me for this
>whatever.png
>girl i had a crush on finally doesnt have a boyfriend
>black kid tells me that now is my time to shine
>confess my love to her
>it doesnt work and she started dating some other emo kid like a week later
>feel like complete shit grades also become shit
>she breaks up with emo kid like a month later and starts showing interest in me
>she asks me out and of course i say yes
>we play xbox together and literally breaks up with my after a week
>we didnt even hold hands
>she started going out ANOTHER emo kid the day after she broke up with me
>i think this is where my hatred for women originates
>middle school ends and im grounded all summer again for shit grades in spanish...again

now begins the story of high school where i reach new lows!
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>>37353331
>black kid moves to his dads in a different state due to problems with living at his moms
>of course his parents were divorced he is back after all
>fuck he was the only one keeping me kind of normal
>become real friends with someone from middle school who was kind of my friend there
>we play actual wow together and pretty much every other vidya game well play with eachother
>we will call him brobot
>decide that since black kid was the only one keeping me from getting bullied that i should try a sport
>hated playing baseball because it was boring
>hated playing football because i was practically a skeleton
>decided to do wrestling
>because im so skinny the only other person that i could wrestle near my weight that wasnt varsity was a girl
>had to wrestle with a qt girl all freshman year
>somehow avoided the shame of getting a massive erection while wrestling her all year
>get my ass kicked every single match
>make a few "friends" on the team but its just older kids that like kicking my ass
>stick with it to the end of the year and finally win a match by pinning some kid in like 30 seconds
>become shunned by basically all the popular kids because stacy tells everyone that i think shes ugly
>develope acne
>freshman year finally ends and im not grounded because i had good grades
>hang out with brobot all summer
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is there even any interest in this thread?

Tell me how you feel when you see a cute girl being taken by Chad.

When Chad's arms are wrapped around her and you watch helplessly. He treats her like she's nothing, he fucks her like she's nothing, and in the end he will dump her like she's nothing, as his cum-stained, leftover, used goods.

As she gets older, her looks deteriorate and she comes crawling to a beta provider like you, begging to pick up the table scraps.

The world doesn't make any sense, unless you are a willing cuckold. The world needs a revolution.
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No. It doesn't. Women are responsible for their own well being.
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>>37352970
maybe you need a revolution with your attitude. The chad meme isn't all about looks, it's about an alpha attitude.You act like a beta provider, you'll get treated like one.
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>Implying any woman will search for a robot ever

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>playing Legend of Zelda on NES
>dad walks in
>"what is this? Poor man's Pac-Man? Why are you playing a Poor Man's Pac-Man?"
>no dad this is Legend of Zelda
>it's way better than Pac-Man
>"look's like a poor man's Pac-Man to me! Why don't you play the real Pac-Man? It's much better than this garbage"
>no d-dad! This is Zelda! It's better than Pac-Man
>"Ha! Poor man's Pac-Man"
>Z-Z-ZELDA!
Why daddy why?
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>>37352929
>plyaing Touhou
>dad walks in
>"Is this Space Invaders?"
>"Y-yeah"
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>fucking alien bitches on the holodeck
>dad walks in
>"is this pong?"
>"cause this looks like pong"
>"lemme show you about pong"
>dp begins
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Your dad sounds like a bro OP

Young female supervisors/managers (under 25) make me rock hard for some reason.
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>>37352766
Iktf anon, I love my wagecuck job because all of my shift supervisors are cute young women (20, 24, 22) and sound sexy telling me what to do.
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>>37353179
>>37352766
God, I wish I had a job where I could be so stupid that a little girl manages me.
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>>37352766
Wrist watches. Nothing gets me harder as long as they are nice ones and not those shitty Velcro kids watches that some women wear..

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>anon dont do this it's retarded and abnormal dont do that either only do what i tell you don't do anything

>son are you studying I don't see you studying enough stop playing video games and study
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>>37352735
>Don't touch me.
Stop fucking trying to touch me.
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>>37352735
It reminds how anxious and stressed I was when I wasn't a NEET
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>>37352735
Slaughter.

I believe my dad is a narcissist, shows many signs of it but he's not that manipulative and he doesn't lie much, can he still be one?

also, what are your experiences with narcissists?
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>>37352577
Mind going in depth into how your father acts that make you think he's a closest narc?
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I knew one with a fat fetish who enjoyed licking his gf's face around others in order to feel better about himself.

He described his relationship with her as being similar to a father and daughter relationship.

And then proceeded to vividly describe how he fingered her.
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>>37352703
That guy sounds autistic, not narcissistic

what's your excuse for not having a gf? This fat poo has a hot Swedish wife and you can't even talk to a girl.
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Are you one of those people who tell crippled people to stop making excuses and to walk without assistance?
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>>37352534
Indians are just more assertive and masculine, it's no wonder they're turning to them instead of beta white boys

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Yo cracka why you so broke?
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>>37352513
It's funny you buy physical games. And for console
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>>37352513
>Spending nearly 2 grand on games

y tho?
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>>37352513
>tfw last generation gamer because im too poor to have a new console or games that arent old and second hand

What do people 'do' on
>dates
>hanging out
>clubbing
?
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GIVE GIRLFRIEND NOW GIVE GIRLFRIEND NOW GIVE GIRLFRIEND NOW
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>>37352205
The men watch sports

women dump them if they haven't been dumped first

women gossip
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What kind of question is this? They get to know each other through embellishing and lies in hopes to get laid and if you're tired of looking you become their bf

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All you trap lovers. This is the reality of your disgusting fetish.
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sounds like a product of an already hostile society towards transgender people

maybe stop being a massive dick and these people can start living their lives a little easier, you privileged piece of shit
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Jesus
Out of 10 years here this is one of the only pictures I've seen that has truly creeped me out
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>>37351857
That monster in OPs pic doesn't deserve an easy life

Like a screencap from a lynch film fuck

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God I hate fags. Can we put an end to this Phase
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>>37351780
FAGGOTS SHOULD FUCK RIGHT BACK OFF TO /LGBT/ ITS A CONTAINMENT BOARD BUILT FOR ALL YOUR FAGGOTRY. FUCK I HATE GAYBOYS SO MUCH ALSO CAPSLOCKMACHINEBROKE
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Bump. Very orig
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Restless bumps are not allowed

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whats a cute gift you would sneak into her pocket?
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>>37351559
DEATH TO BUZZFEED NYAAAAAAA URRGGGHHHHH AHHHHHHH!!!
FUCK'EM ALLL !!!FHUCXYCYVYV
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>>37351559
The dick. The penis. The fap tool.
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>>37351559
A small locket or keychain with a picture of you guys. A little handwritten note that says something you love about her. But jewlery is the easiest way to go. A promise ring would be sweet if you guys have been together for a couple years.

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Sup /r9k/ I got kicked out of /fit for asking this.

I'm gonna make a fake tinder account (Cos im sad...) and use it just to see what happens and see what i can say. I'm going to use this guy but i only have one photo of him anybody have anything else like him?

And yes of course whatever text i get will 100% be posted here no fucking doubt.

I'm going to name him "John". John likes going to the gym, he is in college for business studies, he likes playing a bit of vidya, he does not mind a bit of night clubbing and he also like to read /lit/.

Praise John.
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>>37351557
Jesus fucking Christ you actually did a thread here after my raccomandation. I don't know who you are but i hope they can help you here.
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>>37351578
If not then another board shall help me!!!!

Gawd help me my friend i shall make John a fucking CHAD OF ALL CHADS!!!!!!
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If you're from /fit/, then you're too normie to post here. Can't you see we're busy making tfw no gf and NEET threads?

If your life is so fucked up then why don't you do drugs to forget about how shitty your life is?
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Or drink alcohol
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I can't afford vice
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Because it creates a psychological addiction to escape from life, while never solving the actual issue.


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