Robots, why can't you just admit you're a straight guy who needs cock?
>>38916768
I need both cock and boipuss
>>38916768
I'm just a lonely guy who needs love
>>38916768
Many of us already did.
Is it beta to offer flowers to a girl on the first date?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PIC
AAARGH
>>38916757
No one does this. Ever. Not unless it's Valentine's day or a birthday
>>38916776
This is how you win a girls heart over anon
Describe how edgy you are, r9k...
Before you post, I'll have you know that I cast a spell to protect this thread from dadposting.
>>38916739
who is this guy? i've seen him many times here.
and if i'm not wrong, the same theme thread
>>38916788
The deuteragonist of the Supreme Gentleman series
>>38916788
It's literally me. I posted a thread asking for advice and he took the webcam pictures from it and continues to post them with this same shitty thread.
500 more terrible posts about some petty tripfag drama await us edition
>Hey anon, you want to come to the pro-refugee march with me?
what do
>>38916659
First for /cubefeel/
>>38916694
Wrong thread mate >>38916639 take your bait over here
>only best friend just moved out of state yesterday
>other close friend doesn't come home from the marines until November
>can't hang out with him because he's newly married anyway
>new boyfriend of two months stood up our date last night and has ignored my 8 calls and texts since then
>mfw I think he randomly dumped me
>sister has computer addiction so she doesn't want to go anywhere with me
I've never felt so lonely. I never had a social life but fuck, I'm all alone. How alone are you?
>>38916650
I've had no friends for about 3 years and that includes online.
>>38916650
Your bait needs some work, friend.
>>38916650
Spend time with your sister playing computer vidya with her you dork
>tfw told my mum she's responsible for my failings in life and I will hold it against her until I die
>being a cunt to the only woman who will ever love you
You fucked up
>>38916691
She should have loved me more when I was younger.
its true though, my parents always talking about "you could do better" but never actually giving me any helpful advice or any kind of attention whatsoever
>tfw it's refill day
What're you on, anon? My pdoc cancelled my appointment the other day. I was fucking pissed.
>>38916608
Concerta and Valium
>>38916621
I wish I could get adhd meds
Why are so many girls falling for the feminist meme
They're repeatedly told that marrying and being a housewife are oppressive systems created by the patriarchs to put them in chains.
So they don't want a man. They're strong an independent womyn.
But a man is how women get their resources for survival.
So they have to look elsewhere and guess what? They look at the government.
>>38916549
>Why are so many girls falling for the feminist meme
if you were a girl you would too
>why do women believe in a movement that calls for the betterment of women
buhhhhhh
My boyfriend is mad that I'm not one of those girls who shows off their relationships on social media. I don't have social media as I am a former fembot/cyborg. I don't get why a guy would want that.
>>38916525
He needs validation he's banging someone. It's your fault for falling for an insecure faggot.
>>38916645
That's annoying. I find it cheesy.
he's probably using you as practice gf in the hopes that other women will find him more attractive now that he has proven he is capable of holding a relationship.
>made a website for people to bully one another with postcards
http://meanmail.herokuapp.com
>173 orders with things like "kill yourself" sent to actual mailboxes
god bless america
>>38916510
Do you own the website that does this?
>>38916619
Yeah I made it last week.
>>38916629
So, if I wanted to anonymously call my boss a nigger you'd mail him that post card?
My boss (I work remotely for a website) has given me the task of finding a headshot of a hot girl so that when we reach out to other websites to give us backlinks, they'll be more willing to comply and speak with us (since it's a hot girl, and not an actual dude).
Can you post some photos of hot girls that look somewhat professional (either headshot or able to crop for headshot) and would attract the attention of anyone?
Thanks, Anon.
just go to getty images and buy one you idiot it's a company expense and then you won't get legalfucked because you used a picture of some stacey that some betabot just got rejected by
>>38916519
I want something more real than a stock image, though.
Anyone?
you ever tried a blue waffle? it's great if you spice it up with some sage
I got a job r9k!
>>38916422
Good job. Do you have lots of bills to pay or can you spend it on fun things
>>38916422
Good for you my brother. Which job?
>>38916422
Grats anon, what job?
How does this pic make you feel? Can you relate to it in anyway?
quite sad picture tbqh
its kinda the birthday i want though, i'd enjoy a cake and being alone, possibly my father and mother only, i hate partying, a lot
so in summary, i think it's kind of a sad picture but if it were me i wouldn't look like that
>>38916348
Lol no. Not even my mom was there for my most recent birthday.
>>38916348
The most people I had at my b-day were six. Me, my parents, my grandparents and my aunt. Been slowly decreasing since then.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13649618
Post your favourite anime girl.
>>38916282
Nice bait, votes anyways
>>38916282
I wish I were worthy enough for Satsuki-sama to be my waifu.
>>38916304
poll threads need something to focus on.
I know why I find you guys attractive.
Its the desperation. There is nothing that turns me on more than the thought of a virgin guy, full of hatred, full of negative emotions, who has never held a female before.
Giving you that full power over me, knowing you have never been anywhere close to this experience. Knowing that you're full of degenerate thoughts and fetishes repressed at the back of your mind, and you're letting it all out at once, on me, doing with my naked body as you please
That's hot. I want to fuck robots.
>it's another rerun of the "OP is a faggot" episode
I suppose this is why I find school shooters so damn attractive too.
Not a virgin but I haven't had sex in 8 years
My sexual frustration is almost at maximum level
I'm either gonna fuck someone or end up hurting someone/myself