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Say you'll let him ride you afterwards

He's already a faggot so why would he care about facials being gay

>>38659194
Offer him a blowjob after I guess.
Men see it as a waste of time and especially money becuase they don't realize the reason women get them is for the attention from the staff, feeling of being special, not the actully results, besides the attention they get for the actual results.

>>38659171
I dads a successful business man. I can't see myself becoming a successful anything right now.

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>dad had a drinking problem
>dad was a recluse
>dad said very few words, ignored people who spoke directly to him, and was just generally very introverted
>think to myself, as a kid, that I'll never be like that
>especially the talking thing, as a kid I could talk on and on and enjoyed peoples company
>26yo hiki with an alcohol addiction, among others

yeah, i've noticed it myself quite a lot. I especially used to wonder how he could possibly completely ignore me when I asked him a yes or no question, he didn't even verify physically or with words that he heard, didn't stop what he was doing in the slightest - now I do it all the time when the normie flatmates I have try ask me how my day was or something.

>>38659171
I'll never be like my dad. He managed to lose his virginity

You have reached (or are about to) any physical form of self-improvement.
The next step is to improve on a spiritual level - this will take your whole life though.

>>38659169
>I.e. I cannot get super hot girls.

You're not super hot or super rich. You probably never will be.

>>38659169
This helps some people

Imagine 9's and 10's as expensive rubies. If you're going to buy jewelry, you probably can't afford that. So you're going to go with the smaller diamonds, but hey, at the end of the day, a 6 is still above average, and as long as you like her as a person, go with it.

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>>38659159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F6NP_bA1JM

>>38659159
My cute asian wife is so cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmxviRUoOA0

>>38659422
>My cute asian wife is so cute.
Lol you probably wouldn't have a chance in hell with her.
>>38659159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wztuqskio8

I'm wondering about this image. Is the appeal to self-insert as the boy or the woman? Who is the target audience of such a thing?

Boy obviously. It is very very obvious.

>>38659137
You don't have to self-insert. It's the thought of watching something like that happen.

ITS FREAKIN LIIIIIIT

Looks and sounds like a kike.

>>38659110
Congress has become such a joke

lole sex haha funny joke epic

I've only seen the movie but Scott seems like the ideal all numales look up to. Looks, talks, and acts like a beta and yet still has tons of hot women fawning over him.
Of course reality and fantasy don't always go together

>>38659150
Absolutely correct. Every girl that's seen this movie complains that Ramona has no reason to be with Scott, and that it's a huge plot hole.

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>>38658944
Sorry I'm going to have to escort you off the premises, you'll be safer in >>>/lgbt/

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>>38658978
looks like we got a bigot here

>>38658944
bangs on about nordic boipuss posts some fucking niptrap kys

>>38658907
Moralfags in action.Thats the answer

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>>38658907
Most efficient way of ensuring someone is mentally ready. Waste of money and time to get a 13 or 17 year old to take some kind of maturity test every time you want to fuck one.

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>>38658907
Move to a country where the age of consent is 14-15

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>>38658865
ill post my dic if you can guess what this is from
file name isnt a clue

>>38659081
Starship Troopers... but don't post your dic.

>>38659140
no robotic doggo why live

>Keith
>Liam
Destined to be beta

fuck off you PSYOPS shit

>>38658795

Assmad Jonathan detected

Thank you for this thread, OP

(Cont 2/2) We all know that things with him are a slow process and you've got to flick the right switches to get him to understand some things, and since he's been hurt (mostly by people outside of the family) he's become resentful and proud. In the last 5 years I've discovered some dirty laundry I never expected from any of them, so I don't understand why he can't just acknowledge his sins as we do ours. It's not like he's Jesus Christ. My sister is the one that has taken the wildest stance against him, now they both hate her. It makes me sad, because I really believe she's the one that was hit harder by all of this. I've seen them take her in a direction I never thought she's gone, it seems they just wanted to pass the problem to another person without a care about her future. And now her life's ruined, and she doesn't care nor know how to change that. I wish I had hit him back, but his family would side with him and I would be in my sister's position. We're dead to him.


I don't want anger to make the worst of me. I'd like him to put himself on our shoes as he's always asked us to do. At least we don't have a relationship with him based on interest, like my uncle, aunt cousins and grandparents do. They're his parents though, so it's justified. They've bullied us and hated us as kids, and given the children of people who care only about your money preferential treatment. And we've never complained about that. What do you want from us? What is it about our demands that make them invalid? You know school and early 20s were hell for me, I never had much friends and never gotten into trouble. I just sat there inactive. And now that our relatives are dying, you do this? And I'm the selfish one?
I can't understand what makes him so blind, I never expected this from him. And I don't want to treat him like shit in return, because I'd feel horrible (and die bitter) . This is a nightmare i never thought would come true and I don't know what to make out of this.

What should I do? Is money the solution? I hug you, kiss you on the cheek, and show you that I love you when I can. Do you want me to switch careers and work with you in your office? No matter what I do, I'm always the one to blame, the selfish, lazy son of mom whose opinion doesn't matter. At least make your mind and decide if I'm a devil or a goodie. I've even let him take choices for me to be on his good side, choices I knew I didn't want to take, that didn't satisfy him. Heck, you aired my problems in a way you'd killed me for doing. I have been treated better by childhoood friends (which he also attacked)
I felt some of you would understand. Thank you.

>complaining about no job after only 5 interviews

You're cute :)

>>38658711
I had a dream last night that I had a job. It was firing some sort of plasma pistol that was used as a timer for primary school kids. It was a pretty nice dream.

>>38658711
>walk into store and ask the only girl working there for an application, smooth as can be
>fill it out very fast (at this point i had filled apps about 200 times)
>hand it to girl, she tells me they would call back if they saw fit
>stride over to the door and push up against it
>its not opening
>look down and see its a pull door and im shoving against it
>mutter "oh its pull" as i continue looking forward and exit the shop
>face is completely red and slight tears as I walk home
OP, i sometimes think there is a conspiracy to keep certain people from having jobs.

Make sure nobody sees you heading in and then heading out as it starts to burn. That's it.

>>38658653
Don't bother with that. Just put on a mask which makes your skin colour look different to how it actually is. Try to get spotted on CCTV. They'll be looking for a nigger/cracker/opposite of what you are

do it in a spot frequented by vagrants

dress like a homeless person to do it

>>38658633
It doesn't, I had a period where I didn't masturbate for nearly a year and I kept having gay fantasies.

Nofap turns you into a sissy.

>>38658633
Nofap does absolutely nothing except to make you more horny and your penis more sensitive when you're having sex so you can finally ejaculate inside the girl.

>>38658633
I'd say a mix of them. Fapping a healthy amount (max once a day) and exercising and eating healthy all have their benefits.

For me, nofap made me very depressed, more so than I've been in a long time. I was over a week in and I was really close to pulling the trigger. It does make you more attracted to women and such. If you are a neurotypical person who can approach women, I'm sure it could help. As an autist, it just furthered my confusion and dimorphism. On one hand, I saw all these pretty girls and wanted to cum, but on the other i had no skills to make that happen.

So, I fapped after one really bad day, and I slowly recovered. There aren't any benefits for me, but there may be for you