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>go to the physiotherapist
>always the tallest one in the room
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>go anywhere
>always the shortest male

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How big is your stanley folder?
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OJ SIMPSON BAIL HEARING LIVE

TIME CRIME KINO TIME PRIME TIME

RIGHT NOW
https://youtu.be/KCFqwctPjLU
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I JUST WANT A ROLLIE ROLLIE ROLLIE W/ A DAB OF RANCH

I ALREADY GOT SOME DESIGNER TO HOLD UP MY PANTS

I JUST WANT SOME ICE SO I LOOK BETTER WHEN I DANCE HAVE YOU LOOKING GONNA PUT YOU IN A TRANCE
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>>38499738
What is ranch?
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>>38499738
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT DUDES

>calls himself a robot
>doesn't even wear Birkenstocks with gymshorts slightly above the knee
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I used to wear knockoff birkenstocks and board shorts (swim trunks without that weird lining shit) every day.
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>sandals
>shorts
mate it's fucking freezing here I ain't doing that

should've specified "American robot"
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>>38499679
Is that a robot thing?
Ive been wearing this for the last couple weeks because it is hot as fuck and these are comfy and chill

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It's a "random, unprovoked thoughts of torturing and murdering people" episode.
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Literally everyone gets that sometimes.

If it happens all the time and bothers you, you might have a problem.

>busty young european blonde starts working in my office
>every time I see her vividly picture murdering her and what she will look like when she's rotting and making violent love to her bloated corpse
>force a smile and tell her good morning
I actively avoid her and it interferes with my productivity, but I'm in therapy and on meds so there's that.
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I get that all the time, dude, especially with prostitutes or the homeless. Wouldn't worry about it.

Athiest here, taking all debates from Christians. If you dare debate me don't run away though when I win, just say something simple like "I concede"
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not a Christian, but what do you think of Thelema
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>>38499641
atheism is for autistic people.
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>>38499641
why do jews rule the world and it has been their main motivationn if gods arent real arfe they dumb or do they know something you dont

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I'm so tired of my gf wearing slutty clothes esp yoga pants. I think she does it just to spite me; should I leave her or will I regret it?
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>tfw 5'2

I honestly like being small, or a 'manlet', life just seems bigger and more exciting. Plus I can dress up like an elf, or a hobbit, or a dwarf, or a leprechaun, etc, and make people smile.
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>>38499455
Whatever helps you sleep at night little boy
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>>38499455
Is it nice being a literal assclown?
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>>38499455
what's making people smile like?

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Is everyone in some way or another a bad person? I can't be the only one with regrets right?
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Can't say I ever did something I really feel guilty or full of regret about, if that is your angle.

Things I regret not having done or at least regret not having done better, yeah I can fill books with those.
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>>38499372
We all do bad things it's what makes us human. I have a lot of regrets but I try not to dwell on them because that was then this is now the only important thing is I've learned from my mistakes.
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>>38499372
Yeah, full of regrets and smug about it.

Always remember robobros. If you're ever forced to choose. Always pick the girl that loves you more than you love her. Oneitis is a meme.
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When Picasso became bored of painting people, he started representing them as cubes and other abstract forms. The world called him a genius! I've spent my entire surgical career creating the same tired shapes, over and over again: the upturned nose, the cleft chin, the ample bosom. Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could do with a knife what that old Spaniard did with a brush?
HRT and SRS present new problems for the professional. As your tools improve, so do your standards. There was a time, I was happy enough to take off a wart or two, or turn a real circus freak into something you can show in the daylight. But that was then, when we took what we got, but with gene therapy and plastic surgery... the flesh becomes clay. What excuse do we have not to sculpt, and sculpt, and sculpt the anime posters, until they really become the girls they roleplay as?
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You'll experience a hellish fucking nightmare world when you're trapped in a body that isn't yours. A level of depersonalization that makes you feel like a demon possessing a walking corpse. Self hatred that makes you mutilate your body slashing at it because you're unable to carve it and remold it back into yours. A hopeless existence where nothing and nobody will ever make this feeling stop. The realization that you'll always be unhappy. That there's nothing you can do to be who you really are. Even when you pass, that you're an "acceptable" woman, but you're still just masquerading because this fake woman isn't the real woman you are. I would wish dysphoria on nobody. Please please don't transition if you aren't trans. This is going to kill me one day when I can't take it anymore. Please don't give yourself artificially created gender dysphoria. Please don't. You're fine. You'll be okay don't worry. It doesn't matter if you're a loser or whatever. Please I don't want you to suffer even if chemically induced dysphoria isnt as bad. Just a part of this is too much. Please anon don't.

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How many men would you kill bare handed just to lick her pussy once?
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This is the average clothing of girls who party.
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would pump and dump the one on the left
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>>38499260
Sure. Lots of girls wear that or less at festivals.
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>>38499260
raves are the only reason i got with girls when i was 19. i was too awkward otherwise.

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The most redpilled videos on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5SBfDv6ejA


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