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CAN'T STOP WATCHING INTERRACIAL PORN!
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>>38931170
Why not anon what's stopping you from breaking this fetish
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>tfw no hung bull nigger to rape my white boy throat with his uncut monster bbc
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I believe this fetish stems from us being superior gentleman compared to others and we get enjoyment watching a lesser being mate with a loved one.

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>Friends with a Chad that thinks he's a robot
>He can't keep track of his schedule or priorities, almost drops out of college every semester cause he has no concept of budgeting
>Flirts with a girl that's got a boyfriend, talks to her about what they'd do together if she broke up with her boyfriend
>Plans a date with someone he says he really likes
>A day later he's trying to get into another girl's pants again
>Says he wants a committed relationship
>Have to keep reminding him that cheating is bad

How can people be this shitty? What's more, how can they be this shitty and still get so many people interested in them?
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>>38931165
Why are you friends with him if he's so shitty?
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>>38931165
Your friend is a sociopath with little to no self-awareness familia
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How is that a Chad? You're describing an autistic robot.

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>be autistic khhv sperg
>play guitar since early age, got it asa gift from my dad
>spend six hours per day practicing in my room since no friends
>move to another town
>post shrdding videos on fb in hope of getting a band
>some chado singer sees my bumblebee video and invites me to form a band

>im the youngest there
>we make some nice prog/hc
>feel good senpai
>finally think I will get friends
>months pass by
>guys all make fun of me since Im a sperg and never had a gf
>everyone in the band has nailed tens of hot metal girls and im khhv
>every discussion i participate in ends with "shut the fuck up anon, you cant even bang a girl" / "if youre so smart why dont you get a gf fucking virgin"

>leave the band
>dad buys me Line 6 HD500X
>only record black metal in my bedroom
>never play in a band again

why are even metalfags so fucking hostile towards us
what did they think, i got my skills because i had friends???

i hate this world
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Either those guys were assholes, or you're an insufferable cunt. Or both.
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>>38931130
Stop pretending like you know everything and maybe you'll make some friends smartass.
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why did you reveal your power level to them?

jesus fucking 12 captchas before verify fuck off reeeeeeee

Is it weird to have constant thoughts about physical harm towards others? It's almost to the point of obsession.
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Someone please fucking help me
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Yeah it's p weird. Go to a doctor?? lol

don't hurt me bro lol
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>>38931125
Yeah I have these daily. I have good self control tho so I haven't killed anyone. And if/ when I do kill someone it'll be in self defense. But I'll be waiting for that day. And I'm always prepared..

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I want to be bullied and degraded for being a lolicon virgin.
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Mmm...no you don't OP. Go talk to someone, talk it out. Have a nice day.
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>>38931093
Id rather bullie the woomies.
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>>38931236
But I really do want it.
Unless you know something I don't?

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I've been with her for a year guys, I fucking did it
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>>38931043
tell us your story op
I want green texts of how you met, how you asked her out, what happened, all of it.
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>>38931050
Congrats, dude!
Tell us the story. How'd it all start?
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>>38931043
Fuck off you piece of shit. Just stop posting already. You've done enough damage. You don't belong here. Reminder any poster congratulating you is a redditor or normalfag. You should know better. You've ascended. Now fuck off or every post you get in this thread is a worth one percent towards how much of a failure this relationship will be. You better hope you don't get to 100 posts.

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It's late at night and I can't sleep. Let's get an anime thread going, I'll start

Anyone who thinks Shinji is a pussy doesn't know shit. He goes through the most fucked up things imaginable on a daily basis and still keeps going. He could be a symbol for us robots: we go through rough shit through life and a lot of it is mental but we are all still here and hopefully trying our best to get by
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I just rewatched the Evangelion series and OVA's. I feel like everyone shits on Shinji when in reality they would probably act the same way as he did if put in the same situation. Gendo intentionally fucked up his son's life so that he would act in specific ways, even to the point of finally mind breaking him so that instrumentality could be enacted.
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Anyone interested in world history should read the manga Afghanis-tan

It's a moe manga similar to Hetalia where countries are anthropomorphized as cute little girls (Aghanistan, Pakistan, Russia, America are in it) and Al-Qaeda is portrayed as a group of feral cats living in Afghanis-tan's home

it's really cute and has a lot of details on world history. Highly recommended.
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1.11 Dude get in the robot
2.22 Dude just do whatever
3.33 Dude who told you to get in the robot?

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>tfw u see a thot
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Feels good to see them suffer when no real man will ever love them.
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>>38931028
i hate thots and their thotty ways
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>>38931028
Is thot just nigger-speak for roastie?

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Daily reminder that if you are a robot and you live in a red or orange country as shown by this map, you're living life on hard mode.
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>>38930990
>americunt
>hard mode

*WHEEEEEZE*
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>illegal to buy sex, legal to sell sex
Someone pls explain how this is supposed to work to me, i'm a brainlet.
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>>38931159
i believe it's so that desperate women don't get into trouble.

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Would you sniff Nathalie Emmanuel's asshole?
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goddamn I wish she would sit on my face
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I really hope her nudes are leaked some day
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>>38930934
I would sniff literally any girl's asshole

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I'm about to visit a young dominatrix (college student) for an hour long sissy abuse and humiliation session, for 100 euros

I'll report back how it went when I'm finished and home, until then ask me anything, wish me luck lads, this is my big moment
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>>38930915
Be careful, man.

I know a guy who visited this dominatrix one time and he just disappeared. Never heard from him again.
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>it's another anon attempts to fulfill a supposed fetish and ends up regretting everything episode
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>>38930915
Come back with a good story, friend. I was thinking about doing the same.

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I think about opening an Instagram page in which I'll upload everyday a picture of a pepe and I'll write stuff like
>"cute pic, might delete later tho lol"
>"lol andy took this pic of me while i wasn't lookin, silly fella haha"
>"#TBT"

The joke is that it's only a pepe, and not an actual human being.

I think it will make me quite amused.

What do you guys think? Should I do it?
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>>38930854
you do you famalam
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>>38930854
I mean I would be amused but I think that's pretty much it.
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>>38930854
Do it. I mean, nobody is really gonna care, but if it makes you happy, go for it famalia

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> tfw no anon that wants to motivate each other to better ourselves
> no anon that wont freak out at someones improvement while screaming "normie" at the top of their lungs
> no anon to talk with daily, greet in the morning and wish sweet dreams at night
> will never share our dreams, goals and do our best to motivate the other to reach them.
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I'm here my man
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>>38930865
Where are you from? What do you generally do during your day?
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russian anon here for ya, live long and vodka

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"Why don't you ask that nice girl for her number and offer to take her to dinner, Billy? Who knows? She might be that special someone with whom you'll raise a family. Having kids is important because it makes you responsible, gives you a sense of accomplishment, and ensures that someone will be around to take care of you when you're old. But you've got to make the first move, Billy."
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>>38930842
Let me die alone dad
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>>38930907
"Don't be ridiculous, Champ. When you have kids of your own someday, you're gonna be giving them this talk as well. But you have to make the first move, Champ. And it's as simple as standing up straight, looking that nice girl in the eye, giving her a firm handshake, and asking her out to dinner. You never know, Champ: She might be that special someone you'll have kids with. And having kids is important because it makes you responsible, gives you a sense of accomplishment, and ensures that someone will be around to take care of you when you're old.
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"because i am a hopeless cuck who thinks you either score a 100% match or don't try at all because i'm horribly afraid to fail due to my lack of self-confidence, dad"

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Want to become an actuary. Should I make in statistics, economics, mathematics, or business?
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Statistics and Mathematics.

Is there not an actuary specific course in your area?
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>>38930831
Look at that fucking whore. I bet she hasn't had to live a single difficult day in her pampered little life.

I hope she gets into a horrible accident and ends up disfigured. Fucking whore. "oooooh look at me pose in my bikini xDDDDDD"
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>>38930856
Actuarial arts? No, and there's 4 unis near me

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