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If your life was a movie, what kind of setting would you like it to have?

Me: post apocaliptic fantasy/scifi western

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>Gang raped twice in a year
>She's happily snoring away right now

How can I feel bad for a stacy when she obviously wanted it?

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ITT: How stupid were it in high school, Anon?

Freshman year:
>be me
>can't do basic math
>failed Algebra 1 in middle school so I had to take it in freshman year (or year 10 for Britfags)
>Failed it because too busy fapping to the dumb Latinas in that class/sucking at math anyway/Didn't try because teacher is a literal nigger
>pay $300 to re-take shit over the summer on Cyber High
>Pass all my classes with barely a 70-75% each except Native Spanish 3 which was a 93%, and some bullshit seminar class which I got a 89% in

Sophomore year:
>be me
>I wasn't supposed to take a language last year because Algebra 1 was a two period class (resulting in me not taking Biology as a freshman)
>Geometry
>Same people for stupid math classes
>Fail miserably (I sucked at the easiest fucking math class/Fapping to some other Latina bitch)
>teacher is disappointed
"This is my last day at this school, and as a teacher. I really wish you did better, Anon"
>Cry.
>Can't retake Geo because I failed English and I need it to move on to Junior year

Junior Year:
>be me
>taking Geometry as a fucking junior (at least it's with sophomores because the new principle decided to start them all off at Algebra 1 last year)
>Cool as Indian dude
>Fellow /pol/, /r9k/, and Reddit The Donald user
>basically he lets me cheat
>failed one semester Chemistry and can't retake it
>Ftw you're 2 years behind in science and math

Oh, and I'm 18. Started school late.

Senior year I'll be taking Algebra 2. Teacher is a fat nigger.

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Daily reminder that there is an afterlife for robots only, the only way to get there is to live your life to the end. if you kill yourself you are just reincarnated as another robot.

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>conservative young men on the internet complain about "male disposability" and try to blame it's existence on women/feminism
>these same men also believe we shouldn't accept male refugees from Syria, literally sentencing them to death under the Assad regime, because they treat them as disposable since they see those men as enemy combatants and not human beings in crisis, although they have more compassion for female refugees

I'm sorry dudes, but "men's issues" are not created by us women or feminism. They're created by men trying to throw other men under the bus. "Men's issues" are just patriarchy backfiring on men. You have the power to end your own "oppression". Yet you don't, because blaming us is more satisfying for you.

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This is the better part of you talking; where the hell did you go man? We used to have such great moments!

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I am convinced my mother is continuously bursting into my room to annoy me

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Anti-drug threads
>removed
Drug generals
>no removal

Mods stop smoking leaf and do your jobs.

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Welcome to the CCC, a place to engage in chess related discussion. Noobs and grandmasters alike are all welcome here. Duel it out with an anon in a battle of the wits. Tantalize your friends by posting a chess puzzle. Ever been destroyed by the cute girl in your class? Share a greentext.

>Find a game:
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>Board Editor:
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In today's thread we discuss 4chan's favorite opening: the lolli attack. The lolli attack is a powerful, almost sensual, full bodied attack on the opponent's king. In order to engage in such a shocking display, white MUST make sacrifices, usually in the form of a horse. When properly executed, white engages every piece available in the attack in an attempt to bring the game quickly to completion. Though the lolli attack has long been considered an improper opening, in recent years its popularity has increased, particularly among online communities.

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has anyone else here managed to turn their lives around?
my "achievements" so far for the last 1.5 years when I decided to change everything
>stopped browsing 4chan 10 hours a day
>stopped watching porn
>stopped fapping daily
>fixed my sleep schedule
>started eating healthy
>lost weight, visible abs and forearm veins
>put on some muscles mass
>became stronger than the average gymrat
>got a new "adult" haircut
>cleaned up my skin (acne everywhere), got a slight tan
>started grooming every day
>learnt how to dress properly, gardrobe full of "normie" clothes now
>moved out of my parents house
>moved to a big city
>live on my own
>learnt to take care of myself (cleaning, ironing, chores, cooking, etc)
>went back to uni and finished it, got a stem degree
>got a language degree
>got a job
>got my license
>bought a car
>started investing money
I feel a lot better than a year ago
I also feel a lot happier and less suicidal
We're all gonna make it

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>tfw tried to make internet friends
>got either blocked or deleted from friends after a day

I can't even make friends online. How the fuck am I ever going to connect with someone. Just end my life.

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>tfw in the 20%

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>add robot on discord when intoxicated
>end up flirting with them
>end up talking about a lot of sexual things like me being their cock slave to do whatever they want to
>morning after regret doing all of that
>remove them
>repeat cycle the next time I'm drunk and horny

I'm sorry robots, I'm a disgusting woman and you all deserve better.

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Are you mentally ill or just unstable?

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>Another birthday tommorow
>Still no friends

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