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>>39354687
Lets turn this into a Yellow fever thread.

>>39354696
Is yellow fever just a meme? I don't think I could handle some chinky bitches family

I liked her tsuna ways in The Guild.

I rewatch that show too often.

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>>39354675
Here's an even better one for you, OP.
Not sure of this is still on their site.

the hell I think i know this girl

adelaide?

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>>39355094
>poo jar

I live in a legal state, weed is just part of my weekly shopping. I never want to quit though, what's the point? Life is shit, weed is one of the few good things in my existence. It makes food, music, and sleep so much better.
My real problem is cocaine.

>>39354692
>lives in a weed legal state
>still manages to get addicted to cocaine

you are a dumb cunt

i wish i lived in a legal state. i would be high non stop

Weed is the only thing I don't mind abusing because of how harmless it is compared to everything else, depending on the way you smoke it. Also what >>39354692 said

>>39354631
I know that feel little niggy

>>39354631
LOL HOW WILL NIGGERS EVER RECOVER

>>39354631
When my BBC is soft it's like 4 inches and 3 inches around but when its hard it's 8.5 inches and 5.5 inches around. So you can't really judge someone's dick size if it's flaccid. Don't be a faggot OP.

>>39354600
Is it rape if I spread peanut butter on my anus and let my neighbors dog lick it?

>Child does not know what sex is
So yes

>>39354600
it's not rape if the child is fictional
give her pointy ears and make her "technically 9999 years old" if you want to be cheeky

My waifu being real and actually being attracted to me

>>39354450
>Is there anything better?
A loving relationship.

>>39354450
You should look up Jayden Taylors if emotional immaturity is more important to you than the physical age

Yes, and to impregnate her against her will.

>>39354441
rape, mutilate, cripple until she can't escape me and use her as a fucktoy all the time, yes

I hate and want to fuck most people.

>>39354437
Act like a slut. Be a male roastie and fuck right off this board while you're at it.

>go to gym locker room
>pull down pants and bend over
>wait for a Chad to take the ass

>>39354782
>Act like a slut. Be a male roastie and fuck right off this board while you're at it.
I won't leave until I have possession of one (1) bf

shoo shoo thots

What's a thot? It sounds like the sound an owl makes

>>39354370
I hope you enjoyed Game of the Rings that YOU ruined.

You, the thot who is reading this, personally ruined Game of Thrones for me.

>>39354332
>young love is the only thing that redeems life, the only human relationship that doesn't go down the shitter.
But it does go down the shutter, anon. The two of you grow up and grow apart, and eventually all you're left is alone.

>>39354395
jesus i fucking hate life

There's no such thing as young love, just love. We simply forget how to love as we grow up.

>>39354316
Maybe because people were like literally shot if they disobeyed the third reich boys

>>39354316
because im so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.

>>39354316
>Incredible success
>Killed himself

>>39354249
>being this much of a whiteknight that you actually think being submissive to girls is a good thing
ISHYGDDT

>>39354333
>not being a beta orbiter for a girl
Anom, are you aware of the current year?

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Fuck off and die oreginolios

>>39354170
you must go hike in the woods for a few days, and during said hike you must take the magic mushroom

>>39354170
Find a good career path, eat healthy, and make some solid friends. Boom, instant normie

>>39354170
You don't grow, you change. Growth implies you've ascended more than your previous states when all you'll ever do is change perspectives over the course of time. Time will inevitably change you as you are exposed to more and more influences, and even in solitary confinement your mind warps itself to adapt to the circumstances, if you don't change from other people then your mind will mentally create people to change you.

>>39354111
haha shit sucks my man

I share the exact same feeling OP
If you wanna talk and shit I'll be here

I just want to be cute and comfy. Is that so much to ask?
Today I fell asleep holding a pillow for an hour, hugging it tight. Best I've felt in ages.

>>39353928
Why did I agree to work a double tomorrow? An 18 hour day. Am I retarded.

>>39353963
8-ball says: stick to your own thread faggot

>>39353928
Will I ever have a cute girl in my life who loves and respects me?