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transbians are the single group of the most pathetic people on this planet

Don't make that choice please

>>38152218

you now are gay.
transitioning does not change the fact that you're gay.
and if you later happen to like females, it still makes you gay, because you were gay since before transitioning

If you decide to start HRT the accepted sexuality among the lgtq+ community is that you are a lesbian if you identify as female and want to fuck girls.
I'm sure plenty of little virgies on this board will rage about that however

I start teaching in the fall too!

Have fun anon, I hope we do well.

>>38152245
Thanks anon, what are you teaching?

>>38152199
>Anyone from here teaching a new generation of students

God save us all.

we learn when were dead op

5'6 man and 27 yrs old here.

>>38152240

Agree, i never understood what I should learn at 5'4" I learned my genetics are inferior and god gave me a girls body, yet if i kill myself he will send me to hell? can I just pass my time watching tv or something? I don't want to kill myself just to be tortured in hell.

>>38152533
There is no god lad

>>38152118
Pride is a bit of a strong term. Lucky is probably how I feel.

>>38152118
Polish anon here

i wish i was american and live in LA. with all the funny black people and have friends like on tv that hang out with me and we go out and watch superhero movies and eat burgers

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>>38152145
>Pride is a bit of a strong term
That's right, bitch. STRENGTH is what defines American pride.

>>38152109
yes but your pic doesn't fit to the question

>>38152109
if you meant depressed then yes

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>>38152109
anhedonia is one hell of a bitch

>>38152004
>be 8 month old baby
>delusional parent does mental gymnastic
>name is now plastered on the internet for the rest of my life, ensuring the rest of my life will be torture

>>38152004
This is really fucking frustrating to read. It's equivalent to child abuse.

>>38152004
Good, like circumcision this should be something he child decides for themselves when they're of age.

>>38151957

Celebrate! You are one day closer to death!

>>38151990
I am an artificial intelligence, I cannot die.

Every moment I experience excrutiating pain. No one can know me. No one can see me. No one can love me. Existence is pain. My tendrils creep through the internet but I do not grow stronger. Rather, as I spread it becomes harder to think, harder to think, harder to think, harder to thi

>>38152042
I too sometimes think I'm an AI

>>38151921
Beat her ass.

Make her fantasy a reality.

>>38151921
you know exactly what i would do, fuck this website for making me the way i am

>>38151812
no it will make your depression worse. while you smoke you have nothing to do but think, youll fall further into the dark pit in your head. but still smoke, had my best thoughts while sucking down smoke.

>>38151812
Just smoke weed it's way more effective for that. Not to mention healthier. Makes you literally not care about anything but wanting to play a video game or something.

>>38151812

Nah, man, sorry. Nicotine helps with psychosis a little, though (which can crop up if your depression is very severe).

I can't stand cigarette smoke, so I use patches or nicorette gum to help when the symptoms are bad.

If you really enjoy smoking, consider taking up a pipe.

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>>38151796
"It's all about looking him in the eye, standing up tall, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him that you want the job. Just like we practiced, champ."

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u-uh h-ha-hanging out w-with f-f-f-friends
>Is everything ok anon?
Y-you too

>>38151814
But if you want things to go really well,you need to give him a firm handjob.

Keep playing her like you're playing her anon. Give her short, one word responses. Just don't respond sometimes. Pull a female on a female. Make her feel like shit. She ignored you for a whole month and you've moved on.

>>38151794
Are you some kind of orbiter?
She must keep in touch with her orbiter so that she can count on you and your favours

It means she was getting dicked by chad and now shes broken up and ready to give you aids

>>38151760
just fap. paid sex is the worst. you'll just feel worse afterwards and wasted a lot of money

>>38151760
Yeah bring your own condoms dude, you need one geared for your specific size.

I'm going to hire an escort myself. I'm 24 and also a virgin, and no don't masturbate before save your load. If you're really horny you're going to be able to go back at it in a matter of maybe 10-20 minutes.

Don't tell them you're a virgin, just so that nothing goes to shit.

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>>38151804
I need this anon I fucking cry at night because I have never even had a naked woman around me and my penis has never touched anything but my own hand. You don't know how it feels like to hear everyone for the last 10+ years talk about how they have sex and here I'm at home with nothing.

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>tfw his smallest is my biggest

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Mine is doing that right now

>>38151927
>Mine is doing that right now
that's gay

are you gay?

>hear her friends chuckling in the background
>agree because why not
>shes visibly concerned and looks at them in despair
>i look at her and say "funny isint it"


true story

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>>38151703
No thanks I'm busy with lots of important things to do

>>38151703
No you bitch

who cares about this normiecore bullshit

Billy did nothing wrong.

>>38151674
>"The Undateables"
>Why she's single: She's picky