"Hey principal Anon! Long time no see. How are you?"
Hello there, my old friend.
I require 2 blood sacrifices immediately!
Good, thank you.
Now I need you to kick Laqrisha, Lupe and Sakura out of my school.
I won't accept any black and yellow people or niggers and gooks as I like to call them in my school.
Now get to work.
I'm interested, how do we play this game?
Anyone hates their culture and race?
I'm afghan and I hate Islam and my race. All of them are fucking rapists and have 0 dignity. They all suck welfare and contribute nothing other than degeneracy and harassing women. All of them are fucking refugees with a very high affinity of committing crimes.
Pls just end my suffering
Come home white man
Original USA
>>38579776
Just sneak yourself into the Syrian refugee line.
I'm somali.
>Black
>Refugee origin
>Muslim
>Heavy social benefits users
>Overrepresented in the criminal justice system
>Quite a few terrorism cases
Afghans are decent compared to us
Why do some guys hate bi girls? Bi girls are normal and more relaxed than straight ones.
>>38579764
>twice as many people for her to want to cuck you with
>>38579815
is being cucked with a woman even that bad? That would be better than a man imo.
>>38579764
Most girls are bi.
The problem is this: if your partner thinks you are straight and you were never honest with him, that will make it OK for you to cheat on him, in your head.
People will do stuff if they think they can get away with it. I'm not even mad, it's just the way humans are.
Why aren't you focusing on getting a girlfriend instead of playing video games in your spare time?
Why are you focusing on posting here instead of getting a girlfriend.
>too smart for 3dpd
>can use my spare time to practice useful skills and entertain myself
When will 3d cucks learn?
Good lord, is that James something-or-other from YouTube?
What is White Man's motive in squeezing the Pepefrog to death?
>>38579732
White man?
That's Wojak, you newfag fuck.
>>38579732
equivalent # of animation frames
>>38579954
What anime is that?
Eggscellent
How does it feels to have a huge cock? I'm talking about truly large and ticc.
>>38579731
How big is huge? I'm 7 inches and even that feels pretty good, desu
>>38580180
Can you stick it in my boipussy?
>>38580423
yes, location pls
>tfw a 12yo killed herself and im too coward to do it
really makes me think
>>38579694
She is my inspiration. She and that teacher.
>>38579694
might as well consider that penguin that just walks off to die in that video 'braver' than you
stupidity and ignorance does not = brave
>>38579738
>might as well consider that penguin that just walks off to die in that video 'braver'
What penguin?
Ok, guys, Imma start a small test here.
Please bear with me. Thanks!
Whatcha testing?
Test... test...1...2...3...
Check..... check check....
Mhmm, little more....
check.... check...
>>38579705
Good, good!
Nice levels...
Ok... let's try it again, only a little louder.
Aaaannndd....go...
/b/ reporting in. There is currently an effort underway for a mass trolling of the infamous Jake Paul. We've got a lot of current plans and a discord up, more details will be given there. #paulergate is currently the most popular idea. Join in if you want to contribute. We need the manpower.
Discord: z72fyyK
Please stop posting this "Jake Paul" bullshit.
Who is he and why should I originally care?
Tom Hanks, standing by.
weird things you did you're not proud of
>masturbated in a kid princess costume that belonged to my sister
>went to a motel by myself and dressed like a woman and masturbated in front of the mirror taking pictures then masturbating to said pictures
>>38579662
>stole my 60 years old maid's uniform and jerked off while wearing it in front of my bathroom's mirror
I used to press up against girls in the hallway at school waiting for lunch. It got so crowded in there. I would always do it against the slightly retarded ones.
I used to wear my older sister's clothes while jerking off. I thought she was going to walk in on me once but she didn't and I stopped after that.
Dubs I text her
>>38579653
dubs you call her
dubs you write a 3 page long confessional and send it via snail mail to her house
>>38579653
Dubs you send her a picture of your dick
Are you more or less attractive than this man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnVRS7yiSW0
>>38579618
I would fuck the shit out of that laptop
>>38579618
More, by far
>>38579618
That's an island.
>not a blue board
>tons of qt sissi/fembois
>GREAT ERPing scene
>people generally homofriendly apart from a tiny vocal minority
>lots of other interesting content and funny maymays
>anime culture
>great&sympathetic mods
ADD MORE!
>>38579556
Straight Anon here I'll only let you guys stay if you help me get gf.
>>38579556
Literally the only reason fags post here over /lgbt/ is that /lgbt/ is a bluebord
Literally who decided that a board dedicated to gays on an 18+ website would be a good idea to make sfw
Can I just say that while I personally don't have a problem with all the gays, lesbians and traps on here as individuals; I think people are getting annoyed at the rate of these kind of threads appearing. An ever-increasing chunk of this board is dedicated to fetishes and traps. A few threads of this nature are fine but it's getting to a point where it's unfair to other demographics of this board.
I did nothing today.
I don't know what to do anymore...
>>38579536
Ive been doing nothing every day for the past year. You will get used to Neetlife eventually.
>>38579536
there's never anything "to do" anon, those are just lists we make for ourselves so we dont an hero
it's probably fine though, not having a list is ok cause you can kinda just follow your instincts
gotta shit? go shit
gotta eat? go eat
gotta fap? go fap
just live in your body anondo that until you hate it because bodies separate us from one another so we can never truly understand someoneand then get over it somehow by finding ways to make the gap between people meaningful and fun but also pain sucks right? fuck my life how do i make the pain meaningful? if i don't there's literally no reason to live cause it's all i have right now
>>38579536
Nice reddit formatting Rem.
>lonely
>get dog
>doesn't ever leave me alone
>bites at me to get attention
>howls
>pees and shits everywhere
>while cleaning up some shit wave of anxiety and regret wash over me
>don't want to just chain him up outside or take him to shelter because it isn't like he's evil
who /regret getting pupper/ here?
>>38579514
My dog gets mad when I won't walk her enough and pisses the bed. Even then I can't even be mad at her because she's the best. If you honestly don't love your dog you are hooped, can't imagine how you could have an animal and not adore it no matter what. They're innocent and intrinsically pure. Unlike you.
>>38579514
>getting a mentally ill shelter dog
your own fault m8
>>38579514
beat the shit out of that fucking rat