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Hello /r9k/. I am on the verge of renouncing wizard status, possibly tonight. What do I need to know before I enter the jaws of death? Which parts of me should I shave? Back and balls, I know, but what else? Should I use talc?
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Help me /r9k/. I don't want to be a wizard anymore.
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>>36185126
Just sit back and let it overcome you.
There is no escape.
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>>36185588
I've been 30 years on the run and it hasn't caught me yet.
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What should those of us who are not attractive enough to get a gf do, if we are unwilling to become an hero?
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>>36185099
Stop worrying about gfs at all. Your idea of "a gf" is not reality anyway.
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>>36185099
Either lower your standards or stop being a whiny little pussy about it (which is probably at least half of your problem to begin with).
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>>36185099
>not attractive enough to get a gf
I doubt that's actually a thing.
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EVERYTIME I FUCKING THINK I HAVE ALL THESE SHITTY TRAP THREADS FILTERED, SOME HOW MORE KEEP SLIPPING THROUGH THE CRACKS
MODS PLEASE DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL
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>>36185093
stop rationalizing and start accepting, you don't have to make excuses for your taste on this degenerate site anon
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>>36185107
/r9k/ is just devoling into another porn board with very little OC anymore. The robot isn't even working to help fix this. This board shouldbe made SFW in all honesty.
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>>36185152
This. Fucking heII so sick of these fucking faggots
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>its a killed someone and going to jail for the rest of your life dream
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>it's an "endless urination" dream again
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>>36185100
I dreamed I was doing a lot of speed in an underground car park last night with friends I haven't seen in over a decade.
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>>36185082
>its a getting in a fight and getting beat up by a strong person you know dream
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I need some help. Im 19, 5'7, straight, white, good looking. I grew up in LA in a bad hood woth mostly crips. I chilled with em allot. Move to VA. Find a Crip set and chill with em. friends with leader. Apply fir job. When I walk in the store the manager wont stop following me around so I stop and ask wtf is up? He says I look like a thug and he is going to call the ops. I leave. Still cnat get a job because everone in this gay ass state seems to think Im going to steal some shit. What do I do. Im not gunna change the way I look btw, that aint right.
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>>36184995
Dress casual.
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>>36185012
Nigga, how tho. I wear shorts, some good J's and a clean white shirt. What the fuck else do I gotta do. I dont have money for expensive ass clothes like that shit bruh.
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How about you stop hanging out with niggers and stop speaking like that?
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>blaming your problems on society
Do you still do this?
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>>36184952
It's hard not to do this since society is fucked up but I try as much as I can to dissociate them
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>>36184952
No, i blame my parents
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seems to work for Op pic related
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>see bald spot on head
>become depressed and self conscious about balding
>next 2 months rapid balding of my head
>hair thin out like crazy
>feel like shit because at 27 I don't want to be one of those bald losers
>try biotin and it does nothing
>eventually say "fuck it" and stop caring
>fast forward 4 months to today
>look at head and it's full and lush hair
>I somehow reverted the balding process
So wtf happened? How did I just stop myself from balding. I started taking multi vitamins in the morning for health reasons ( I take a double dose of vitamins) , but that's about it. Could it be the fact I stopped stressing about hair?
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A fungal infection, perhaps?
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Could be. Used to have some balding spots when I was 15-16 due to stress/anxiety
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Literally how oregano
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How do I live in a world with pedophiles?
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>>36184837
Grow up. Don't have kids.
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>>36184837
Killing yourself for being a tripfag would be a nice start
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>>36184837
You already do, anon
Video games represent the biggest chunk of all the things I've voluntarily spent time on, except possibly 4chan. I'm still bad at them.
>destined to be a failure
>will never be skilled at anything, even the things I love and spend the most time on
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>>36184807
What vidya? Maybe the kind you're playing is not just the one you can get better at: from experience, I know that driving games are too hard for me, as is anything too fast paced.
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I'm terrible at games, but I never have motivation to play them, so the couple times a year I do play them is pure force. I wish I could just enjoy them.
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>>36184848
I loved video games most of my life but i've lost interest this year. I played a bit of kotor a few months back but other than that nothing. I think i'm over gaming. I didn't see it coming either.
>Sit alone at the lunch table
>''Hey anon why don't you join us at our table''?
REEEEEEEEE STOP ASKING ME I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE
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"I do not want to distract you"
"..from what?"
"I do not know, what were you doing"
just werks, it confuses the normie
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>They all move from their table to sit next to you
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>>36184846
That must be hell
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You walk into a room and seen this, what would you do?
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>>36184746
wonder if she asked someone to take a picture of her reading a doujin in public strictly so she could upload it to social media
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>>36184746
Glance the cover then continue walking
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>>36184746
have a seat and hope she starts schlicking.
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>Be Japanese government
>Bitch and moan about their birth rate all the time
>Even begged their citizen to breed
>Still somehow not banning anime to solve the problem
Communism can be useful sometime.
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>>36184726
>ban anime
>Shingeki No Otaku occurs
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>>36184726
>when you desperately try to impregnate a body pillow
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>>36184726
>>36184788
you can t exterminate jews
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How do I stop getting mad?
Nothing is satisfying and I don't have any passion anymore so I just spend my time getting pissed off.
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>>36184682
Accept that getting mad doesn't help with anything and give in to the feeling of powerlessness. Swap it out for depression.
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>>36184707
Sounds like a real upgrade champ
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>>36184721
Request was to stop getting mad, not to actually feel good.
But really, I don't know sorry. I hope you can find something in life that makes everything worth it.
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>fap
>cum
>clean up
>start to feel guilty
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>>36184677
better to spill your seed in the belly of a whore than on the ground
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>>36184677
put towel down to avoid clean up
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>>36184677
>fap onto face
>swallow cum
>feel dirty
Nofap
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What kind of turbochad do you need to be match with even 7/10s on this app? I can do fine on Tinder but this app is either dead or probably the hypergamy is through the roof. I matched with maybe 25 girls in a week or so but none really above 6.5/10. About 15 or so messaged. The top 5% guys must be getting all the matches.
Eventually these roasties are going to want to find a BF and mathematically there aren't enough chads to go around for long term monogamous relationships. These roasties are just setting themselves up to be miserable forever for when they compare even their high tier normie BFs to chad
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>>36184633
I met my current girlfriend through bumble, so it worked better for me than tinder
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>>36184633
>mathematically there aren't enough chads to go around for long term monogamous relationships
hahahaha
>being this retarded
twice as money women become mothers which means they are totally ok with 1 man breeding multiple of them.
It is not out of the ordinary that Chad tricks multiple ones into a "long term relationship" even with their knowledge. Its how they get played.
The 80/20 rule applies heavily in that scenario and multiple women orbit around 1 man cause they think they can finally "change" him and have him all for themselves.
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>>36184840
jesus this post is entirely autistic with almost no real world relevance