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Make or move or don't. Stop living in your head. This thread is cringy as fuck I can only assume if you did go on a date with her you would confess your love for her the same night through five paragraphs of text. You're not special, I will guarantee she hets attention from much attractive and assertive males than you. Talk to her and make your move. While your waiting to see her on a bus to "play glances" she's staring some guy intensely in the face while he cums in her pussy. Not even joking.

>>34759775
I already know all of that shit mane. Nah I wouldn't say I love her in a date, I'm not retarded. I ain't new to the game. The trouble is
>Talk to her and make your move. While your waiting to see her on a bus to "play glances" she's staring some guy intensely in the face while he cums in her pussy. Not even joking.
Fucking how man. I don't know who she is, I know where does she get off the bus but I ain't gonna spend the evening walking around the neighbourhood waiting for her to come out her home and approach her. I've only seen her at the fucking bus, that's what is tragic about thos whole situation.
The glancing shit would just be a way to check if I will be moderately welcome or not. It's necessary, I think.

Bump I guess. The night is cold and I feel lonely.

Because they actually did what a lot of us want to do, but don't have the strength or balls to (not talking about myself tho)

People exactly like him who are deluded into believing they're entitled to something which they are not.

>>34759400
>in their right mind

>>34759372
>you know who you are
m-me anon???

what's this game about

>>34760484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkMRzbB0Xlk

a visual novel taught through texting, and its free

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.Cheritz.MysticMessenger&hl=en

basically it's just like texting someone in real life but its an anime character instead

>>34760514
Downloaded because blonde a cute
Anyone know of any weeb dating sims for desperate faggots?
asking for a friend

>They'll certainly make it in this world with superior genetics
If you think of it this way, it's her child with your inferior genetics.

>I'm excited to live the closest thing to moral I can fathom.
>using people to further your own agenda
>lying
>moral

>>34759357
Man that was my idea

>>34759421
I understand my genetics are inferior, but why should I copulate with a European when I can give my offspring the best for the industrial world that currently exists?

It's not moral in the eyes of others. Racism isn't exactly deemed moral, but my child is ultimately all that matters.

If I can give them a life devoid of poverty, strife, and pain, why not do it?

They'll never know pain. They'll be the perfect tool to cut the cloth known as existence.

There's no intrinsic immorality in the act of lying. Ignorance can and is bliss.

>>34759335
what made you develop mommy issues?

>>34759335
Yep,

it creates them

Ive got to ask.. are you just one person shit-posting related threads because honestly you are starting to make me paranoid

>T-thaaaaannkks related psychosis

>>34759335
>tfw mum issues and dad issues
>tfw abandonment issues
>tfw other big issue
BIG ISSUE

Sorry, I don't have a bike pump on me.

>>34759260
I'll fix your tyre I'll pump it up... I'll fill that shit with monkey piss... then turn it sideways... THEN SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP, YOUR CANDY ASS!

>>34759260
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrapafp

Sugar is as addicting as nicotine.

>>34759269
Funny how the sugar industry used literally the same tactics as the tobacco industry, including congressional lobbying. They possibly also have something to do with fluoridated water in the United States. Not saying fluoridated water is bad/causeds communism or whatever (it's actually not even that bad), but the sugar industry seems a key reason why fluoridated water exists.

I'm not 100 per cent on this, but I have serious reservations about vaccines.

Fluoride in the water as a means of keeping the population docile, I'm certain about that. I also think fast food, junk food and the rest is intended to keep people unhealthy and possibly it poisons the minds of the poor.

Social media is one big data collection scam but maybe that's too obvious to even count.

The fitness industry makes most of their money off relapse.

Big pharma intentionally suppresses or witholds valuable research because treatment will produce more revenue than prevention or cure. In addition, potentially useful drugs such as LSD are suppressed so that profits from tobacco and alcohol stay up, plus they might make people think outside the box and question, and the last thing they want is a questioning population.

The media is mostly there as a distraction method in order to control and to float ideas before they come to pass.

9/11 was an inside job.

The royals and other powerful people are involved in some severely degenerate, sometimes occult-based shit and it's all hushed up. They were also good mates with Jimmy Saville on that basis.

Finally, I wouldn't want to rule lizards and shit out altogether.

>>34759224
Big fan of Jeremy. I agree with you, I usually skip Kim streams. Not sure why, I just can't do it.

>>34759259
She sucks the fun out of it. I was really excited to watch the Nioh stream today and of course she had to shove herself in. Have you looked at her twitter? It's disgusting.

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I watch his old streams from youtube.
The Movies was my favorite stream

>>>34759202

How would you r8 your bully on the bully scale.

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>>34759202
>yfw
good shit anon

>>34759230
made me cry several times, constant emotional abuse from pretending he was my friend and then around his 'real friends' he would make fun of me

9/10 glad he'll be out of this world

>>34759195
This is redundant

If you really genuinely hate yourself, narcissim is the defense mechanism

again, to squelch the dissonance

>Narcissim is a product of self hatred in intelligent people

>>34759302
Narcissism my bad

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that's pretty much everybody on this board

>half siblings don't count
not my fault my mom is a whore

I'm 19 and soon will have a brother. Parents told me that I should take care of him too, and I have no experience with children. I'm afraid I can kill him unintentionally.

i have a one year older than me brother. im still a robot.

For starters, she's not a natural blonde

>>34759115
>Race traitor REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Coalburner REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why don't women like me?

Why would anyone be triggered by her? She's an ugly pignosed pornstar, there's no shortage of thsoe

>>34759112
If I were to have a child with a Japanese girl the child wouldn't be Japanese and therefore it wouldn't help their birthrate at all.

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Because I'm black and
A) Jap girls generally don't like black guys
B) Getting her pregnant would hinder Japan's birth rate since they want pure Jap babies.
Now if you excuse me I'm going to go back to drinking and fapping to hentai. Pic not related.

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>>34759112
>Why haven't you gotten a Japanese girl pregnant yet
how do I find one though

>>34759068
I dunno.
I've been straight my whole life... but I started sticking shit up my arse then like a year later I'm fucking my gay best mate.
It might feel good, even great, and you might think "oh year I'm gonna continue being straight"... but once you get that phallic thing up your arse there's almost NO TURNING BACK.
As soon as you get drunk you'll want to have something rammed up your shitter.

>>34759068
Who the fuck cares. I never understood the insecure fucks who make a big deal of this or futa or whatever. I'm not into it, but if I was I wouldn't be scared for my sexuality. Not the end of the world if you do questionably gay things or are gay. Do what you like you pussy.

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>>34759068
>tfw I'm from the same city as that slut.
>tfw she actually went to the same school as my older sister.
>tfw I can't stop fapping to that whore because of it.

Never thought I would see her naked ever before I started watching porn, and the funniest part is that she moved to the US to do porn.

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>>34759018
Where am I supposed to get any though?

Too much work I don't even eat ever day...

>>34759040
Any supermarket, it's like $0.80 for a can, cheapest fish you'll ever buy. It's tasty too.