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I believe that the cucks who come here and spew blue pill BS do so because they know they are losers, almost as much as us, but they think holding the *correct* views will make them less of a loser in the eyes of women.

>>35099791
>ywn never beta uprise, playing related music, instilling fesr across the world whenever said musics are played out loud

IM NUCLEARRRRR

>>35099791
> Incapable of holding a double-sided relationship.
What did he mean by this?

>>35099738
big mac or quart pounder?

>>35099738
How do I fix my bricked laptop?

I assume a lot of those are pretty casual or one night stand type situations. How do you do it? Are you a chad? Before you answer, consider your height, body type, occupation, style, race, and face.

What drives you to have so much casual sex? Does it ever feel weird having sex with people you barely know and probably will not get to? How do you not let emotions or desire for attachments get in the way?

Are you, like most normies, moderately sociopathic?

i dont think you understand how blackmail works, my friend

>>35099491
please elaborate, originally ofcourse

>>35099435
this is hot if you're a girl but i have a feeling you're not

>>35099320
You have not known pleasure until you have sniffed a sweaty girl's armpit

>>35099320
Why, exactly? I'm a guy and I shave mine

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>>35099320
You should not post pictures of me on /r9k/. FACT.

>>35099065
are you a boy or a girll?

>>35099065
location?

I'll do it for free edubs

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>>35099065
>no bf to shoot a big cum in my butt
>tfw iktf

I don't trust myself to drink alone.

I'm already a fat fuck, I don't need to add alcoholic to the list.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12408805/
need more responses lads

>>35098777
I haven't but I never claim to. I might have legitimate anxiety/depression but might just be a meme.

>don't have shit genetics
>don't ever have to worry about pissing out a stone

feels good man

>>35098588
Is that a kidney stone?

Lel this isn't an original comment

>>35098588
What the fuck is that? What does it have to do with water and drinking it?

Should I fast-track my spiritual journey or stay as I am?

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>>35098378
Is 5 inches average?

>>35098431
Spiritual progress is always a worthwhile endeavor.

3/10

BAD cut.

>>35098356
10/10, strong and big, would suck

So the same as every other gay dick rate thread?

Fucking soc cancer

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>>35098316
>he walks like a virgin
>he sits like a virgin
>he stands like a virgin
>he breathes like a virgin
>he talks like a virgin

>>35098316
Damn she is so cute, I would love to have her as my gf

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>he has the virgin posture
>my vagina when

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>>35098254
Talk to random people on /r9k/

>25 year old
>college dropout
>stuck in a shitty retail job
>live in a shitty shared apartment
>unhealthy due to lack of appetite (don't do drugs though)
>no relationship with parents
>no gf, kissless virgin, never even hold hands
>no bank savings, property anything. literally living off shitty retail job pay
>spent all money on video games and weeb shit


Tell me. How shit is your life? anon

>>35098337
>Tell me. How shit is your life?

>27 year old
>finished equivalent of american high school as far as education goes
>stuck in shitty retail job
>live with parents becasue europoor and affording own place is impossible
>got random genetic based health problems
>no relationship with parents
>no gf, kissless virgin, never even hold hands
>no bank savings, property anything. Literally living leeching off of parents, paying only for internet
>can't even spend money because it's never enough to get nice things

i think your life is better

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>>35098238
>tfw love dick and grills so cant decide on a bf or gf

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>>35098655
You ever think about having a girl riding a guy's dick while you're down there liking on his balls and her asshole til his dick slips out and you suck all her pussy juice off of it?

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>>35098704
a-all the time...

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>>35098128
lol
asians are pathetic

>Avril Lavigne's sister marries Japanese rock star
>he looks like a cleaned up Kakihara from ichi the killer movie

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>>35098617
Say that to my face irl and not on the internet fgt

>>35098087

Join the Red Cross or something since it sounds like you just want to use it for getting paid for free travel.

>>35098087
If they actually let you join, you are a normie and don't belong here.

It was shit. Left after two months.
I was conscripted though.

>>35097891
I did think it was over desu anon

>>35097938
But she's waiting anon? How could you lose hope?

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>Another week without my Misaki showing up