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Is there a scientific explanation on how septum piercings are so fucking disgusting?
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Same reason you wouldn't lick a comb.
It's related to bodily excretions (ie snot or grease), which are literally garbage and unhealthy.
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>>38372667
How do you think this scientific research would be done or why anyone would do it.
draw a memefrog or a sadguy from memory. post results
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>>38372610
i tried and it didn't go well
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What's your stupidest financial mistake robots?
Let me share my story from a while ago
> Be me, chubby british beta teenager
> First time away from home on my own. Been to wales. Cheap, spent about 300 quid less than I planned.
> goodtimewashad.cpp
> On my way back home
> Change at the bus in Bradford. 2 hour layover
> Not a problem, i'm a pasty british teenager, I know how to pass some time
> rollaspliff.dxf
> A gentlemen of the darker persuasion approaches me
> 'Ey buddy, can I hit some of that?'
> actlikeyoubelong.xlsx
> 'uh-uh-uh sure mon'
> 'Ey this is some weak shit brother, where you get this from?'
> 'uh-uh my guy in the north'
> 'You not local blud, how much you pay?'
execute whiteboyebonics.exe
> 'Nah just passing through senpai. What chu got to hustle brotha?'
I'll cont, but let's be honest, we know where this is going.
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Cont
> Talk trash about my local dealer (tbf, he was shite)
> "sheeet man, that's fucked up. Tell chu what, cause you hooked me up, I'm gonna hook you up"
> "I...uh...feel you brotha"
> shittingbrix.3gp
> "My buddy, he's got a load he wants rid of quick, his bitch don't like it."
> "H-h-how much he got mon"
> "About a kilo"
> fuckthisguyslikescarface.ini
> "I've...uh...only got 300"
> "He won't get out of bed for that"
> Brightidea.txt
> THE OVERDRAFT!
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further cont
> Student overdraft gives me access to another 1200 squid
> execute savvybusinessman.exe
> "I can do more, but I gotta get funding"
> "Follow me whiteboy"
> Leads me away from the bus station, into the outskirts of bradford
> sweatingbullets.css
> 15 minutes of fear later, in the heart of the british ghetto (it's like the american ghetto, but less guns, more knives
> locate a cash machine
> limit of 250 to withdraw. fuck.
> haggle with the darker gentleman - can he do half a kilo for 550?
> he starts to get angry
> tiny bit of piss slides down my trouser leg
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>>38505171
Keep going. I wanna hear how you got conned by a roadman, bruv
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Any robots here trying to stay /comfy/ in summer?
I smoked some weed and took some dxm trying to stay comfy before I have to go to work tomorrow.
Listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7zHZrcHdxg
Anyone else?
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weed is turbonormie but Carissa's wierd is patrician tier so i'll let you off.
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Will I die?
I took dxm with zoloft
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>>38374349
probably
comfy music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJyFwLkYa5M
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What are /r9k/'s opinion on waifus??
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>>38372531
r9k is /reddit/ now senpai
about 3 years too late
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if you take it this far you need professional help https://www.reddit.com/r/waifuism/
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>>38372531
degenerate. quit masturbating, quit watching porn, quit gratifying the sexual desires of your flesh because that keeps them awake. Once you do that you will be free from your prison of women and wont be so miserable.
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Are rescue pets a meme?
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Some are permanently fucked in the head, and will always be a shittty pet. I wouldn't get one. Might be angry an bite or scratch all the time. Or scared and piss itself when someone tries to pet it.
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>>38372519
Nope, but your existence are though
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It feels good to help out an animal that would otherwise die a horrible and slow death
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Small Town People Suck 2017-07-14 08:56:26 Post No.38372411
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Anyone else hate people from small towns?
They don't even seem human to me. Only if they're in a major or city or a state like California Washington or Oregon and to a lesser extent Nevada and Arizona do I care. Outside of these 5 states I don't like any of the other people from the 50 states especially if they're not from a big city. I can tolerate people from small towns in California and to a lesser extent in the 4 other states I mentioned but outside of that, yuck..
Small town people are disgusting and weird to me
As are people from any other country other than Japan and maybe Brazil. I like Brazil a lot for some reason.Inb4 some insignificant flyover rightwing state bitches on how California is so Terrible despite being the most successful State in the Union
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Nice false flag, faggot. I'm an actual Californian from a major city and I think there are great Americans in every town in every state. Sure some places suck more than others, but I'd never write someone off based on town size.
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>>38372411
>Sure some places suck more than others,
You mean anywhere outside of California and the 4 other states I mentioned.
I'm not saying the rest of America sucks. The rest of America is nice.. but compared to California it sucks. Its like California is a 14/10 and the rest of America is somewhere between a 6/10 and a 9/10.
> but I'd never write someone off based on town size.
The town might be nice. The people might be pleasant.... But they will always be small town people and not the same. Not completely human. Idk it's hard to describe.
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>>38372597
>so desperate for (You)s you respond to yourself rather than the person you're replying to
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How do i go back to the good old days?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TBm1rB9nFKE
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>women find almost all animals cute and pleasing to look at
>women get repulsed by men who have asymmetrical faces and loathe their existence to the point they feel hatred for such men and disdain
What did God mean by this?
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>>38372348
women are the choosers
men are the doers
women are bottlenecked by their vaginas so they cant possibly have as many children as a male could have
so chad with his superior genes can impregnate 6 chicks at a time but a chick can only have one every year to like age 35
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>>38372348
>he wants women to treat him the same way she treats ugly animals
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Someone else feels feeling when you are hungry and you see what's in the kitchen or do something for yourself? But when you come, your mom is already cooking something. She said, "I almost did!" And giving the kitchen footwear. An hour or two later, it's not perfect yet, so you can do something? Then your mom comes and tells what they have done, has come to eat, but tell him that you have already eaten. They are angry or ask why you have done so? Then you find that the food was very tasty, but you have already eaten, so you do not eat that you have to eat the remaining ones. If you went to see the remains later, it turned out that it was not?
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Respond my topic
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GET OFF THIS BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE CUNTS AND GO BACK TO WORK ITS FUCKING FRIDAY
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>18.6% chance of being born black
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>>38372279
well if you were black, you'd have a 50% chance of being aborted.
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>>38372279
Being black doesn't matter if you were born in a superior western country.
Are you British my top lad?
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How do I walk the line between being a doormat for people because I don't want to seem autistic, and being seen as autistic when I hold others accountable for their actions regarding me?
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Then
>oh you're so mature for your age
Now
>20 years old and never had a gf
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>>38372225
you are just to good for them
remain pure and become wizard
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This is an accurate depiction of America under Il Duche-bag Drumpf and his racist and fascist cronies and politicians.
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>>38504417
Lmao a compelling case with a lot of hard evidence
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>>38504417
niggers are so ugIy
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>>38504750
Dump ran a campaign on hate, racism and fear. It's like you haven't even paid attention last election. And now that orange fucking Fascist is in the White House!
>>38504766
Cool it with the racism.