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>>34551021
>If I commit suicide, will my parents have to pay my student loan debts?
Death is one of the like 4-5 things that will erase student loan denbt.

>(((businessmen))) can take out massive business loans for a shell company, run it into the ground, and file bankruptcy
>student loans aren't even forgivable through bankruptcy
Really makes one brainstorm

>>34551021
If they're not a cosigner, yea

You better check local laws. Its not like the world is all the same.

>>34550897
>Inb4 ITT: entirely made up shit

>>34550897
What dual doors does your school have that don't have a metal bar for the locks? I call bs

>>34550927
I'm not joking man, I live in Florida. This shithole is the fattest fucking state in an already fucking fat state.

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>>34550866
>I was that kid that ran like sonic

>being a kid when 300 was popular

wow

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>>34550926
you have been here too long old man

>Traps/Trannies/Femboys/whatever
>Gay Steam Avatarfags
Both of these are inclusive

I wish there were more pedos here. I don't like feeling like an outcast on /r9k/ of all places.

>>34551000
Pedos is honestly probably the least cancerous option, and it would make normalfags the angriest.

>>34550876
Pretend they're not. The avatarfags don't make porn threads, they just start catty drama, and the trapfags do what they do right now.

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>>34550845
how do i approach her
shes older too by a bit
i dont even know if shes interested
how do normemes do this

>looking at this autistic kid
>he has this blank gaze not focusing on what's in front of him
>giggle and turn 360 degrees and walk away

if you talk to her there's still asking her out, entertaining her on a date, knowing when to hold hands, knowing when to kiss, etc

>>34550782
washing it every 3 days sounds like it would be greasy.

on a side note, I wash my hair with shampoo every other day because I heard a daily wash with shampoo is bad.
not sure if thats a meme tho

>>34550782

I started washing with vinegar, and just putting conditioner every other day or so. Try white vinegar, op

>>34551147
With just conditioner it's super oily. I even wash it out with cold water.

>>34550686
>I recognize that gangbang

Then find unused goods fag

>>34550779
>Then find a unicorn
Ok.

>>34550625
No idea dude. I got lucky plain and simple.

>>34550625
>>34550641
same here, just be your self and make good contacts

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>>34550625
This is impossible at THIS day and age, so you might as well stay on the Superior NEET Path of Smugness and Comfiness.

>>34550484
GUYS COME ON I NEED HELP!

>>34550484
Did you at least talk to them?
Unless you made yourself look completely autistic, you should be fine.

>>34550946
Yeah I walked in and said
"Hey ,this is my application"
The cashier started reading it
And then I thought , I should expect a call in a few days
And then I walked out
Now I realized I should have stayed and clarified

>>34550481
Boxer briefs

Anything after Trunks is for twinks

boxer brief master race reporting in

>>34550481
>>34550520
true robots only wear briefs.

why wear anything else? They are the comfiest and it's not like someone is going to see you, right?

unless you're a fucking normie of course

>>34550452

>One hour drive for a PT job

No, just no

>It'll take me an hour to reach the establishment

Would rather drink period blood than spend 2 hours commuting to and from wage hell.

I wouldn't know, but I've seen posts here discussing how that job can be the complete opposite of /comfy/.

fuck em to hell

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>>34550414
>Go to family dinner for CHRISTMAS
>Brothers are Engineers, RNs, and doctor
>All married, have houses, nice cars
>I'm a nomad who travels working manual labor jobs


It's weird af, I'm pretty sure I'm a ons baby or adopted

It's a good thing they stopped having expectations of me long ago then. Fucking dodged a bullet there. Besides it's not like the bar was set very high anyway, most of them are degenerates.

>>34550402
why did you want to be born in my country anon?

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>>34550493
i saw la la land and it reignited this dream of moving ive always had, i just want that to be my life. i don't care about the crime or all its problems, i just want to live in the US, i always have. you dont know how good you have it.

>>34550402
You can move to the U.S. and become an American citizen if you try hard enough, anon. It is a lot of work but once you get citizenship you're as American as a native son or daughter. That's the beauty of America.

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>>34550397
First for cumming on Daisy Ridley's teeth

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give me a rate, lads. just had an argument with my mum, she is convinced that i am a 4 but i remember you lads gave me a 6 last time. i need to prove her wrong

putting on goodfellas to watch before bed.

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Post waifus lads. You know you want to.

>>34550389

But what if they sucked my cock already?

>>34550389

Daisy Haze

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> this shit again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I FUCKING HATE WOMEN THEY'RE ALL DEGENERATE SLUTS