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>>36110323
I can't say shit about you if you don't have a pic of yourself

>>36110338
my bf's friend lurks r9k! i don't want him to tell on me ;_;

>>36110323
Bruh we all know youre some nigga trying to get free shit on steam

Have a huge BBC

act like a black person (if shes ghetto)
dress like said black people

Looks like my girlfriend and I'm probably the whitest person on this board.

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>>36110263
I do drugs anon.
Did you run out of your drugs?

i talk to guys online

im female so yeah
made a tinder yesterday

>>36110273
Never tried drugs. I get anxiety when I some substances so I'm afraid

>>36110246
because im too intelligent to socialize

Generic engineering school and party school are more often than non not mutually exclusive. Most universities are party schools one way or another. It just depends on if they have rigorous academics or not which may or may not include an engineering program if the school has the dosh.

>>36110246
Jokes on you. When civilization collapses because of Chad's antisocial fuckfest it's us who will know how to find clean drinking water.

>>36110221
get out, filthy fucking normalfag

>>36110233
if im normal you fuckers have nothing to complain about

>>36110221
>the girl im kind of dating
the normie using sad/angry pepe is to the indian pretending he is gangsta.

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>leg lock

>mfw

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>>36110270
its the best

beats the rest

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>>36110217
Anyone else have a huge /ss/ fetish?

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>>36110176
Sorry, anon. How long ago did you invite them?

>>36111105
>mfw i always wait until the last day before accepting Staceys invite

>>36110176
>barbequeer
hopefully someone burns you faggot

I've never actually tried and don't think I ever will. When I was younger I told girls I liked them but never really tied to pursue anything further, I wouldn't even know what to do. I still find women attractive and still jerk off but I don't desire to have a relationship or sex, it seems like it takes too much effort.

Too much effort for very little reward.

Even if you have a full-time job and give your wife/girlfriend half of your paycheck and total autonomy, she will still find ways to be pissy and unhappy.

The only person that will never leave you is yourself. The only person that will always be there for you is yourself. The only person that will appreciate all the hard work you've put in is yourself.

Fuck those stupid goddamn bitches who always need money and free food and a ride in your car and a place to crash so she could get away from her daddy. Why throw away all your time and effort and money just to be abandoned when your girl upgrades to a guy that's similar to you, except stupider and easier to manipulate?

God DAAAAMN I fucking love having hundreds of dollars left in my account. I'm not even good at computer games, but am going to buy Stellaris on Steam and not play it JUST BECAUSE I'd rather my $30 go to Valve than to feed some nasty cocksucking slut who will fucking lie through her nasty cum-stained teeth about how much of a lifesaver I am.

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>>36110080
>talks about mating
>posts picture of a dog

So youre fucking dogs now op?

>>36110013
>So who do you hate?

Jews

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>>36110013
>metal heads
>white people who think theyre nords
>liberal cucks
>midget females who exclusively date tall men
>fat people with a beauty complex
> the pseudo-intellectual
> people who believe the personality mbti test
>dishonest people
>dying boomers who are pissy about everything
>that kid who makes a thread saying he is living r9k
>that kid who says everything is meaningless and doesnt off himself
>that kid who says robots can have gfs and not be virigins
>people who speak the same language as i do talk to me in english instead
>furrys who dress in their disgusting dog costumes and share their degeneracy with other people
>people who get angry when someone kills a cat but doeant when they kill millioms of pigs and cows every month

>>36110013
people who say really obvious or dumb shit with an arrogant attitude.

>>36110219
>white people who think they're nords
Are you implying we wuz not vikangs?

>>36110006
I had fun once. It was awful.

I don't know.

Idk either. I just do things because I have to.

>>36110070
What did you do? Last time I had a fun enjoyable time would've been when I was 11

>>36109983
I tried and failed miserably
Origirigi

>>36109983
They lives are a path to destruction.
They live on the edge.
They undergo risk that isn't worth it, they pop out children they don't love.

>>36109983
Laziness, and also more laziness. I just don't have the energy they have, and never will.

>>36109936
I kek'd pretty hard, OP. Got any more like that, faggot?

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>>36109936
>tfw traps look more like women than trannies

>>36109936
>>36110593

what the fuck is the difference between trap and tranny?

he looks like a young elon musk

>>36109935
11 with girlfriend

>GIGA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36109935

>is 11, kills himself over a 13 year old girlfriend

Normies are fucking retarded man.
Good riddance

>>36109915
WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIET

origins

>>36109915
Jews are crackers to blacks, its just you dont hear much about blacks goring jews because jews try their hardest to not live near niggers, but nigger rappers have actually attacked their jew producers before many times.

>>36109915
But blacks are the real jews.

>>36109889
>some random slut prefers mutilated body parts
who cares? if i tell her i prefer women without arms is she going to cut off her arms? no. you are mentally ill if you do it yourself or your parents are mentally ill if they do it to their child. now stop posting about dicks because this board is already 90% fag as it is right now.

I don't care about the subject matter but why do all of you faggots say "blown the fuck out" when some random person says something? I may be autistic but this is some next level autistic shit.

>>36109889
Feels good being uncut. At least I have the choice if I want to change myself rather than having that choice taken away from me at birth.