If there was one thing you could fix about yourself what would it be?
Fetish masturbation addiction.
being alive, apparently someone else said this
There's too much stuff broken to fix.
>Home for summer from out-of-state college
>Excited to see friend who goes to school in state
>Every time I try to see her she bails or has some lame-ass excuse
>One day just get fed up with her bullshit and ignore her texts
>Eventually get over it and text her, she's stonewalled me for 3 days since
I'm sick of this fucking bullshit, she's allowed to ignore me whenever she wants but the second I get a little pissed off I'm the bad guy. Should I try to fix this or just tell her to fuck off?
>inb4 hurrr beta orbiter
She's just a friend.
>she's just a friend
>>38701861
If I wanted to date her I'd just tell her. She'd be a horrible gf desu
This sounds like a toxic "friendship"
>18 years old
>5'10, shorter than every chad in my town
>6/10 face, always told I either look angry or sad
>facial hair nonexistent
>penis between the sizes of chapstick and bic lighter when flaccid
>dropped out senior year
>work at fast food joint for a dollar above minimum
>chads and staceys come through drive-thru all the time with their daddy's trust fund car
>probably all booked for college this fall
>literally live in a basement
Should I just end it all /r9k/? I just seriously doubt I have the motivation to pursue a higher career or the genetics to get into chad-shape before puberty totally ends.
>>38701794
Getting into chad-shape is just an effort thing, because even manlets get into chad-shape. Just work out your ass off. Most Chads go to the gym 7x a week.
The motivation for a higher career is a problem but there's nothing wrong with signing up for classes and just rolling with it.
Caring about flaccid dick size is weird af though. Like if you're 2 inches flaccid but 6+ inches erect then who gives a shit.
>>38701794
>>6/10 face, always told I either look angry or sad
Been there, why do normies do this?
>just BEEE more happy, Anon
You're grasping at straws man
>5'10, shorter than every chad in my town
Not too bad. Ignore the memes
>6/10 face, always told I either look angry or sad
admittedly that's annoying
>facial hair nonexistent
You're 18 also who cares
>penis between the sizes of chapstick and bic lighter when flaccid
flaccid size doesn't matter. One of my teachers used to say: "some are growers, not showers"
>dropped out senior year
Yeah that's a problem but still fixable
>work at fast food joint for a dollar above minimum
Appropriate job for an 18 y/o. Also isn't anything above minimum wage good for a fast food job?
>probably all booked for college this fall
I don't understand. If you mean it's too late to apply for next semester then yes that's right.
>literally live in a basement
You're 18
>genetics to get into chad-shape before puberty totally ends
is that how that works?
You're a bit of a loser but basically fine with plenty of potential to improve. Stop trying so hard to be a "robot"
>Oh, oh, oh yeaaaa-aaaa-aaaah
>Fuck me, fuck me, oh yeaaaah baby
>Text RP is pure cringe because it tries too hard, but roleplay porn doesn't even try one goddamn bit, it just goes back to generic porn with a different outfit
>Music no longer plays over the porn like it used to
>The girls are all barbie dolls with shallow cheerleader personalities
>The cameraman is always the laziest and most uninspired fucker in the room. Nothing is ever elaborate or artistic.
>The male is always an incredibly ugly bald Chad. It's incredibly distracting how hideous the males are, it's like trying to jack off while Quasimodo is in the room.
>There is no post-processing, it's the visual equivalent of being served a slab of frozen beef and being told it's a 5-star course.
>Hentai has all the same sins, except it exchanges "Fuck me, fuck me" for "Yama-!! ... Yamate!!"
The closest thing I've found to quality porn are the Zone animations, a few 3D animations and some actual music videos that had porn in them (not to be confused with PMVs, which are fan-made compilations set to music).
Why the fuck is porn so shitty? For how goddamn popular it is, you'd think they'd do new and creative things with it.
>inb4 who cares it's just porn brah just get your cummies out and move on
My dick cares. Deeply. It's sick and tired of being forcefed no-effort shit, it needs artistic creativity and imagination to get it up.
Is this what /pol/ meant when they said porn was a Jewish conspiracy, and they're actually just fine with watching porn that actually has artistic standards? Because if so then /pol/ was right all along.
>>38701776
>Is this what /pol/ meant when they said porn was a Jewish conspiracy
No.
>>Music no longer plays over the porn like it used to
Thats not a bad thing
>>The cameraman is always the laziest and most uninspired fucker in the room. Nothing is ever elaborate or artistic.
Yea porn really needs to step up to hollywood standards and give angle prespectives from the window/closet/keyhole to really immerse me and make me feel more of a pathetic voyurist.
I don't like how porn's pretty much always dull and the permanent lack ofinterracial hentai and the few that does exist is pretty racist
The most interesting porn I've seen a while was a JAV with guys sticking their dicks through holes in the classroom waiting to be casually serviced by the teacher and students
It was kinda funny and even though it was probably fake they showed all the actors and I think some crew messing around and having fun on the set. It was nice
At least you're not Boogie.
>>38701710
>married
>financially successful
yeah at least what a fucking NORMIE
>>38701889
Yep. he's living the dream
>>38701910
oh shit is he getting cucked
Is it ok to check my ex's profile? I hate her so much but I want to see what kind of disgusting shenanigans she's up to, she was a slut, I wasn't even attracted to her physically but I miss her messages and the attention and love and the validation
You have my permission OP
>>38701695
No just get over the relationship already, she's not thinking about you or checking your profile faggot.
also
>ex
gtfo normie kill urself now
>>38701870
I hope she hasn't forgotten me completely, also, she's my only ex, I don't think I'll have the opportunity to get another one anytime soon ;-; I just want a qt gril to hold me and tell me how much she loves me
>>38701782
Y-You were supposed to say no :(
Why is everyone on this board still stuck in the high school mentality?
what is "the high school mentality"? Do you mean being overly fixated on getting laid?
Because they shut themselves from the outside world after high school.
Because just about everyone is in or fresh out of high school.
Let it out.
I'll try my best to talk with you. I've been at the lowest of the low for 7 years or so. I feel I can help.
I think I might be at my lowest too. I'm more functional than before, but the trade off is that I'm always on drugs.
She left me a week ago. We used to text every day. I still check my phone from time to time, like I did before, but now I know that for sure that there's no new message. I thought she would have texted me something by now, but no. Nothing. Nothing at all. I want her back, but I'm not going to text her again. I want her to text me.
She said that she doesn't love me anymore. I have no idea where I fucked it all up. I wish she would have told me at least that, no matter how painful it would make me feel.
I've had an erection that's lasted more than 12 hours what should i do?
REEEEEEE WHY CANT I JYUST DO MY OWN FUCKING THING
>CANT SMOKE POT
>CANT WANK TO ANYTHING MORE HARDCORE THAN FUCKING CENSORED VICTORIA'S SECRET CATALOG (GIVE IT SOME TIME AND THE TORIES ARE GONNA MAKE SURE I CANT EVEN FUCKING HAVE THAT)
>I CAN GET SERIOUS JAIL TIME FOR FUCKING PIRATING
>GOVERNMENT IS CONSTANTLY FINDING NEW WAYS TO SPY ON ME
BLOODY HELL JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE DEAR GOD PLEASE I HATE THIS FUCKING COUNTRY SO FUCKING MUCH
come to denmark cute aqua poster
Rest in peace bing bong
Get a VPN, faggot. I pirate whatever I fucking want
>just got a brand new pc
>turns out i actually dont enjoy videogames anymore
I know that feel OP. My only hope is that Bannerlord gives me a fresh new game to play.
>>38701448
i doubt it. i started playing games i was never able to play before, like the witcher 3 and shadow of mordor and they honestly dont feel like anything at all, they didnt make me feel anything.
but hopefully it's different for you and you get to enjoy it.
>>38701428
This was me a year ago. Literally built a $2000 pc only to end up browsing 4chan with it.
>too black to associate myself with whites
>too white to associate myself with blacks
who /half-breed/ here?
>too easygoing and attention-desiring for INTP
>too static for ENTP
Who /xNTP/ here?
I'm mixed with white, black and Mexican. Let's just say I went through a lot of identity crisis growing up as a teen. But I'm 20 now and I'm doing pretty well, mainly just keep to myself and shit like that.
>too autistic to associate with anyone
I know your feels Mr black man
DAILY REMINDER
>Self-imposed social isolation
>Hypersensitivity to rejection/criticism
>Extreme shyness or anxiety in social situations, though the person feels a strong desire for close relationships
>Avoids physical contact because it has been associated with an unpleasant or painful stimulus
>Feelings of inadequacy
>Severe low self-esteem
>Self-loathing
>Mistrust of others
>Emotional distancing related to intimacy
>Highly self-conscious
>Self-critical about their problems relating to others
>Problems in occupational functioning
>Lonely self-perception, although others may find the relationship with them meaningful
>Feeling inferior to others
>In some extreme cases, agoraphobia
>Uses fantasy as a form of escapism to interrupt painful thoughts
>>38701373
this is like a psychological horoscope
could fit many dysfunctional persons
some things in the list are overblown
other than that, quite a handy list to describe a robot
Sounds like me. I should probably kill myself.
my cat hissed at me when i tried to cuddle with her
>>38701337
You're probably autistic and act crazy with your cat and torture it thats why she hates you.
>tfw you cum on your cat and she hiss at penis
>>38701353
These are the worst kind of hisses. :^(
please tell me what kinda activities i can do by myself that's fun please
>>38701332
programming. it lets you explore your ideas while building a valuable skill. sometimes it will be a huge pain but other times it will feel very rewarding.
you don't have to program just vidya or websites either. you can program hardware to make things like robots and drones.
and fuck you for calling dubtzu thots
you can cry,eat,masturbate and hate youself
>>38701332
Fixing up a car
Jake Paulers report in hope you all dabbin on them haters
>>38701297
Reminder that Jake will go bald by 25 like Logan. When that happens, his adoring 14 year old female fans will move on to another social media Chad.
*dabs*
fuck this fucking wordfilter
>>38701508
he'll probably have tons of money so it won't matter