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>I'm a leftist
Try to change me.
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why not leftcom
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>>38025625
If trump were an actual fascist, how would you oppose or remove him without guns?
2nd Amendment a best.
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>>38025650
I said I'm a leftist. I didn't say I'm against the 2nd amendment.

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I hate ugly people so much r9k
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>>38025562
most people do, beauty is objective and beautiful people are objectively better than ugly people.

Beautiful = hero
Ugly = villain
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>>38025619
thank god we're not ugly
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>>38025643
>thank god we're not ugly
thank god we're not, thank god we're not...

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Howdy friendos

Any cubers here? What are you solving, whats your main? etc etc

Just got a Redi Cube, pretty fun, quite easy but trying to figure out better methods to get the time down.

Come discuss
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>>38025518
i love my ghost cube (fangcun)

>fang cum kek
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>>38025588
Did you sticker it? I fucked up the silver stickers on mine so its just straight black plastic
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>>38025518
i used to like cubing but i don't have a reason to get really good at it, best is around 25 sec
pic related is main

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>tornado warning in my area
Now's my chance.
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>>38025485
Good luck aynon
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Film it

I'd wish I could see a Tornado in RL.
The YT vids don't do it for me anymore.
I want to experience how mighty nature is.

Unfortunately there are rarely any in Europe.
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>>38025555
Checked quads
But
>Being too much of a pussy to get a passport

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What did it feel like the moment you accepted the genetics blackpill and realized you got the shot end of the stick?

I gave up on life and dropped out to be a neet among my brothers.

The pillars that held together my beliefs ,hopes for the future and identity were constructed of blue pills.
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>>38025372
is this thread about being a brainlet?
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>>38025398
>is this thread about being a brainlet?

No, but you're welcome here.
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What did it feel like?
I dropped down into a black hole.

I had tried to trick myself into believing that I am not genetically garbage, but it didn't last too long.
Reality was too brutal and explicit.

I have given up a long time ago, the reason I am still alive is that I get autismbux and also the fact that I am too much of a coward to kill myself.

dinner /ck/, how about you?
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>>38025357
This is what I am consuming for dinner. Brown rice, black beans, steamed kale, salsa
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>>38025357
eat the plate on the right and give the left plate to the dog unless you want cholesterol plaque in your arteries from eating meat
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>>38025407
YEP. This man is correct. Eat more greens and grain before you die bro

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>High school drop out
>Nearing 30 fast
>Make $11/hr and still live with parents (currently job isn't actually too bad, but the pay is shit)
>Handhold-less virgin
>No friends
>Find only superficial joy in the things that once brought me great delight

Tell me again why I'm not supposed to kill myself?
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>>38025349

If you want to kill yourself. What is stopping you from doing some crazy exciting thing?
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i know kys gets thrown around a lot here but are you not afraid to do it? if like to have the option for an instant death button ifbypu know what i mean but still i feel scared to shoot or hang myself
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>>38025349
if you have health, why you dont fucking invest in health. (gym)
my uncle is a 60 yr old virgin robot with a robot job (night time janitor) ,lives with parents.he cant see well , he doesnt have health. he didnt kill himself.he is the reason why grandma still feels young.god bless him and us.
are you a lone child OP

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You have fifteen (15) seconds to say something nice about my oneitis.
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>>38025250
at least she isn't a tranny
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>>38025250

(S)he transitioned well
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white trash inbred pig

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let me tell y'all some shit

>decent looking 20 year old in college
>kissless virgin
>dad sent me off to college hoping i'll become a man
>im autistic and can't talk to women, the only women that ever want to talk to me are fat, im disgusted by fat whales
>whenever we talk he insists on talking about girls so i started going along with the lie. tell him 'im doing well' in the girls department. little does he know i jack off to 2d traps every night
>one night im talking to my dad and a girl knocks on my door yells my name, i tell my dad i have to hangup. i hangup on him and give her the phone charger she banged on my door at 1am for. she's an accomplice to my ruse without even knowing
>yesterday i bought a pack of 12 condoms and a women's perfume
>threw 9 condoms in the trash, used perfume in my room especially in the bed and the pillows
>just masturbated came in a condom and threw it in the trash to keep the illusion up when he comes
>threw away my onahole last night aswell because that shit looks gay, i kinda regret it but there was nowhere for me to hide it
>mfw im gonna sit in the car tomorrow with my dad for a 16 hour drive and all he's gonna wanna talk about is girls
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oh i forgot to mention i spent $20 on the perfume and used it like 10 times and then threw that away too.

i even considered buying a pair of women's panties but they were really expensive and the cheap ones are shipped from china and they take like a month to get here
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Well done anon. You are now a Level 30 robot!!!
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>>38025201
Why don't you just tell your dad you're gay?

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Anyone willing to give a lonely neet some BTC? Really need it right now
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I'm a femanon by the way
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>>38025227
Can't give you BTC but can give you BBC. Send contact info.
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>>38025324
Oh yeah I love BBC but I dont know what contact is. Is that some STD?

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i wanna be a cute girl its not faaaaaaaaair
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i could make you feel like one, anon~
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>>38025180
Can I get in on this too?
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>>38025163
>tfw into pale traps and pale girls

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Whelp /r9k/ my parents finally kicked me out. Really need to get a job now unless I want to be homeless. I've spent the past 3 and a half hours straight applying for jobs and apprenticeships in my local area and I plan to keep going until morning. Can any of you think of any way to get a job super easy? I don't care about having to travel or what the work is. I've considered the military but desu with the shit going on in Syria and possible shit in Korea soon that would probably be suicide. Anybody else been in this situation? Am I just fucked?
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>>38025161
>3 and a half hours
impressive. that's really impressive. great attitude. you're going to go places kid. those places might not have housing but you'll be there.
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>>38025161
it is not too late to live in a van
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>>38025161
Do they have a homeless shelter in your town?

Just keep trying, scour Craigslist and check your email daily.

Once you get a job it'll take 2-4 weeks to save up for a place. You can do this

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I'm a virgin and a found a hooker but she wants me to get an STD check up and show her the results. How does the procedure work? Do they stick something up your urethra? I'm scared.
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>>38025132
this is just plain creepy.
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>>38025132
>hooker wants me to get an std test

in soviet russia the soda drinks you
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>>38025132
I don't know how they check, but it's a good sign that your hooker makes the effort to stay clean.

>last month of college
>pretty much done with all exams
>start looking for work while in college
>send applications to several jobs at first
>get no replies within 2 weeks
>Start panicking
>send 100s of applications to everywhere
>2 weeks later
>still no replies
>Wtf I was the best in my class and still got no replies
>Several people got a job already
>I'll get to the bottom of this
>Start reviewing my profile on the job website that I used
>everything looks okay
>Check my CV since it was a separate word document
>Only things it says is
>IM A MASSIVE COCKSUCKING FAGGOT
>Fuck sake
>Probably got blacklisted by every single employer within 20 miles of my city
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>>38025123
>word document
You deserve death.
Start using LaTeX and render to pdf you massive cocksucking faggot.
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gave me a good laugh lad
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>>38025123
For any other recent grads looking for a job remember to do follow up calls 99% of the time you hear someone with a decent degree complaining about not getting any calls back it's because they send out a resume then sit on their ass waiting for calls back. Make a follow up call a day or two after you send in your stuff and your almost guaranteed an interview at the very least.

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I'm out with some turbonormie friends rn and I'm pretty fucking drunk AMA
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>>38025026
How is he a 'Beaver Warrior' when he's clearly a rat?
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>>38025112
Beaver Warriors look much similar to rats.
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>>38025026
What did you drink anon? Ororjdnnss

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