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>>38189098
Old version for comparison

>>38189098
bumping for replies

orangeo

>>38189098
>Oppai (though I'd prefer a big ass) - $10
>Blonde hair, blue eyes - $20
>White - $35
>Young adult, like 18-21 - $45
>Introverted - $55
>Loves me back - $95

Someone else can use the other $5.

So are the elements you didn't choose randomized? Could my waifu end up being a granny if I didn't pick age?

Starts at 4 minutes and 19 seconds

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Australian women are all absolute filth.

t. australian

>>38189086
Wonder what these cunts said about the women marrying themselves story a year or two ago

>>38189075
first for feeling sticky and sweaty

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Hoping for a comfy thread.

Lets hear what everyone has planned today.

Tilde in

Pakis out

Original

Who cares? Eat shit and fuck off, faggot.

>>38189047
white woman, qt face, must think positively of white cultures, nice, not overly outspoken about politics and social issues (im not unless for specific issue i know someone is "cool")

Any woman who is white, a virgin and not mentally ill

Understand that masturbating is ok but masturbating to porn is bad. Its fine to masturbate once a day but you should do all you can to not support the porn industry.

Understand that masturbating is not ok but masturbating to porn is really bad. Its not fine to masturbate at all You should do all you can to not support the porn industry.

Masturbation is unnatural the same way fucking a man in the ass uses for defecation with a penis is unnatural. Penis and your seamen was made for a woman's vagina, not a man's ass, a woman's ass, your hand, or a sex toy. If you do any of this you will slowly turn into a degenerate and find yourself like scat porn and trap fetishes. To be a degenerate is a disease like how God described sin as a disease in the bible.

>>38189149
Go be a religious faggot somewhere else. If he didnt beleive in god then what makes you think he'd beleive in him now.

Dear Y.M.

You were right in thinking i was messing around with other girls. So I guess the feeling of betrayal was mutual. Maybe we were never really compatible other than the fact that we are both horrible human beings. Us dating was a farce and I only decided to talk to you as a dare by some of my friends. You have horrible taste in men I should know because I was one of them.

Love V.C.

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Dear S and J,
I'll be honest, I'm angry. I will never treat you with malice but you two abandoned me in a very hard time in my life. I'm really not sure what happened, One day I had two friends, then on the next day, I had no friends and no explenations. I know the two of you don't talk so it seems odd you would both abandon me at the same time. J, your last words to me were "i'd never just stop being your friend for no reason" so I know they're must be a reason. S, you were the first person I could be myself around since I was a child. I exposed myself to you in ways I never have to anyone else. And now you're just gone, with all this information about me, I hope you at least hold respect enough to keep it to yourself. I know I don't deserve to know, but I'd like to know how I upset the both of you so that I can never do it to anyone ever again.

originally because I posted this in the last hread before it died

Dear whoever

man fuck you. i really liked you for a while. i wanted it to really last. i loved you a lot. and thought you loved me. but i cant stand someone as clingy/distant/unloyal/bitchy as you. to think you break up with me after hearing your fucking jabroni friend "give you advice" on breaking up with me for 1 second. and you listened to that rather than me. and you go off and fuck a bunch of other guys day 1 after the break up. you make it sound like you're the victim, and that you still care, but fuck you. i know you talk shit behind my back. and you dont have an excuse other than "i dont know what i was thinking, i was very sad at the time". doesnt justify you fucking some other guy i had suspicions about in the first place. fuck you. your actions dont match up with your words. and you only imposed the sadness my other ex put onto me. while i really hope you a become a better person in the future, i will forgive you THEN. for now, fuck you, and i really hope you stay alone. or just go on fucking guys in one night stands with your weird hyper sensitive vagina condition, that makes it painful. keep lying about wanting a stable relationship with feelings. no you fucking dont.

love ~ whoever

p.s, you fucking suck at giving blowjobs. you're supposed to use your tongue.

>>38188893
You made this thread.

>>38188893
Does it involve rape or incest?

>>38188893
You shot J.R.

>>38188816
>robot
>drug

Choose one shill

>>38188816
Why did you start in the first place?

>>38188816

You think a girl like that ( cute but addicted to heroin) would like a robot bf?

>has a gf
>not a virgin
next

>>38188732
I like how he gets fucked over by the system for someone else selling cigs to a kid, that's the most realistic part in retrospect

>>38188866
I think Dante was the first character I could actually see myself in

C0RRECT! ...and what about it?

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pffffft more like a clit

>>38188709
Good job identifying that one. Would have hadn't a clue there.

I was sure I was a permavirgin but stopped being a 25 year old khv this march thanks to going on a vacation to a very different place.
Not much changed, here in Sweden I'm still completely undesirable and I'm not able to move to Thailand.

>You suddenly realize that it doesn't even physically feels better than masturbation
>You suddenly realize that having sex with a random 5/10 whore once a year won't make your life any better
>Go back to browsing 4chan, masturbating to hardcore gangbangs and being a neet

>>38188756
This is true. Because sex is for making babies. The real problem is that you guys are not breeding material.

>>38188684
is this the millennial equivalent of not having seen Alien?

>>38188684
Only the first one is good. The rest are shit. Not everything needs to be a trilogy

The first one is my favourite film ever, but don't watch Jurassic World

I like it. It's a clean, no drama way to pay for suckie.

>>38188696
I've never been but damn if it doesn't sound better than dating.

>>38188674
I have. I got a massage for like $20. It was nice.

>tfw hundreds of thousands of dollars but already have everything I want
:(

>>38188664
Buy bitcoins, accumulate more wealth

>>38188664
Give me $3,000 please.

if she was that disguising we'd never have been dating in the first place

>>38188611
>if you got a gf
already too unrealistic

>>38188712
Would you rather fuck a girl with implants, or one with natural tits but they look like pic related?