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>>38148213
MODS REPOST UNORIGNAL REEEEEEEE

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>>38148213
"B-but, dad, I just talked to the manager and he told me to apply online!"

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>>38148241
Now I know for sure I didn't raise my little champ to be a quitter. Remember: winners don't quit, quitters don't win

Alrighty then bud? Let's give it another try

So people with borderline personality disorder?
Mate they will ruin your life

>>38148203
Good thing for you, the world of women is your oyster. Over half of them have BPD and are prone to the flashes of violence you crave.

>>38148203
You're pretty much a sadist.

>>38148189
never when happy, only when sad

when i finally had to let her go completely ;(

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>>38148189
I couldn't cry for like 10 years.
Then my mate killed himself and I cried.
Then I quit my anti-depressants, now I cry about everything.
I cry when I drink gin, I cry when I'm watching something happy happen in a film or TV show, I cry watching football... quitting anti-depressants made me feel feelings again and it's like I'm making up for lost time now by getting way too emotional.
I can't seem to go a single episode or film or goal scored by my favourite football team without getting teary eyed.
I quite like it though, at least I know I'm still alive and able to feel.

>when you cry last time
Actually cried with tears? Too long ago to remember. But I can get sad/on the brink of tears by fictional stories like anime and vidya.

>>38148182
If you look like a manlet with short hair you will look like a manlet with long hair

wait til you turn 25 and realise how fucking dumb you looked

>>38148182
Women don't like long hair nearly as much as you think. If they didn't like you with short hair, chances are good that they won't like you with long hair either

SSI as in?

>>38148225
They don't know what that means, they just said they're retarded

>>38148301
>they
I think you're the retard here

how do I fix my posture lads

really self concious

i have been looking up the facebook profiles of the popular lads in highschool. it is just a coincidence that they are all chads? i always though they were popular due to being hard and funny, now im wondering if it had something to do with them being good looking.

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>>38148158
Acknowledging the yanks
you fucked up...

>>38148151
What the fuck? Is this legal?

There's a chapter in the Gospels talking about Jesus driving the merchants out of a temple for a reason.

>And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.

>>38148222
>den of thieves.
Sounds like this board

>>38148077
Isn't France the country of whores?

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>>38148077

Its because of Jews, its not normal. Youre under attack, get angry about it. We have hope, blackpilled people will not be tolerated. 1 in 3 people now know the holocaust was fake, says the ADL itself. We are turning this ship around.

>>38148078
Yes, it is.

>>38148061
Sometimes in school when I'm really bored (cause I get done with the work early, always.) I take surveys, like ask people identity of religion or political party, favorite type of music or artist, ask trivia questions, etc.. Just try that, and for ones not allowed just pretend it's an official store thing or try to be separate from the survey.

>>38148061
Nigga I work 11 as a manager, managing dumbasses and being a cashier. Suck it up faggot

I work for amazon and even though it is grindy and monotonous, I never have to deal with people and I get paid more than a cashier or regular retail worker would.

you should peek at the craigslist general labor classifieds

>>38148033
There's nothing blissful about self-awareness; it's actually quite painful, which is what robots don't understand because they're narcissists masquerading as victims.

>>38148060

>which is what robots don't understand because they're narcissists masquerading as victims

I disagree that they're all like that. But I've met plenty of autists on namefag non-chan sites who are complete spergs and yet they live in blissful comfort. They are left alone to sperg out all day and be pricks all they want, to be as autistic as they please, and nobody shits on them for it. They know they operate with impunity.

/r9k/ can take a lesson from those namefag non-chan autists. The best life is a life of being delusional and shielded from criticism.

>>38148033
It's probably the reason I'm always upset. I'm very introspective and know my flaws so it's incredibly irritating watching others who completely lack self awareness.

I never went through one but I would have if I knew any goths in high school.

>>38148032
never. i'm 20 and still dress like one

Siouxsie and the Banshees is still my favourite band at 25.

>>38148001
That flag is facing the wrong direction.

So cringe

I'm glad /pol/ and /r/the_donald humor is spilling into real life so that people can see how cringey their users are. It's all fucking asperger looking 14-20 year olds.

Shaliday my dudes, hehe

MAGAPEDE OUT

Originally what's your point?

>>38147989
>these maids work all day and have no friends or family in town and can barely speak the local language.
That must be hard for her.
I'd try to help her get on her feet.

>>38147989
>Also in Islam a "full access" servant is a permissible concept
If by that you mean sexual services then no.

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>>38147976
And another classic.

women don't understand anything.
They have lizard brains they act on impulses they can't comprehend cosmos

Friendship
Loyalty
Love
Decency
Economics

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>>38147968
One of your best tracks yet, friend

>>38147968
Yo Chad I fuck with your shit heavily bro. Keep it up

>>38148154

Yeah I was worried going into it, but it really brought out my inner savagery, and gave me excuse to do some hard gun bars even though I'm soft as cotton.