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If there's one thing you have to learn from 4chan, let it be this: however cheap it may be, don't buy a used dildo
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>>37717539
Why? I'll just disinfect it before using
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You were supposed to boil it.
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>>37717539
>he doesn't boil his used dildos
You deserve whatever you got.

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I GOT THE BUG OUT OF MY EAR!
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What's the deal on autistic dating sites? Are robots not autistic enough for this?
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I think they're more for the can't walk or talk properly autists. The fact that we're here, means we're not as bad as we could be.
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>>37717511
Fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you. GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE
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>>37717511
Some are for downeys but seems like social awkwardness is a part of the autistic spectrum.

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This is truly the purest form of love.
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>>37717433
You're truly the purest form of shit
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>>37717464
Anon I can make a new thread about scat instead if you'd like to see 2 men playing with shit
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>>37717433
That's me on the right by the way
jk lol
i-i wish it was though

Should I cave and just become a full degenerate?

>never had gf
>no girls have liked me
>urge to cuddle at night

I don't see a reason not to. A daki would at least clear up the last point.
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>Hey, Anon! Wanna join my new porn series? It's called "Will it Fit?" And in it, we get guys like you to see what you can fit up there. This week we're trying bowling pins. Interested?
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Chad isn't a physical embodiment

Chad is a state of mind
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>>37717267
How does one receive the Chad?
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>>37717301
You just need to be yourself, my man bro

Men are thrown into the lion's den of life and expected to work with the resources they're given to selflessly make the world a better place while being a constant ray of sunshine.

If they kill themselves in the process or end up in the gutter of life then they just couldn't handle the heat and it's nobody's fault but there's and they don't deserve to feel any emotions.

If they succeed then they have successfully earned the right to live like a normal human being.

Women are coddled and have their feet kissed for being women and everything else is icing on the cake that will make people kiss up to them more.
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>>37717091

Yeah anon. We all know. Women play life on tutorial mode.

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ITT: trains. Post anything about them. Pictures, stories, videos, information, etc.

I ride the Amtrak just for fun sometimes. I love it, I just got off of it and now I'm back home
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Who else here not having children?
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>>37716967
I'm having 6+

1 on the way
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>>37716967
Just my wife's daughter and that's it

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>watching porn
>have to wait 30 min before getting hard
>have to fap to mantain it
>hug a girl
>instant boner

what does this mean phamalan?
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It means your body is yearning for physical contact, which is basically an essential nutrient that most people are deficient in
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also your brain can get sick of porn just like it can get addicted to it

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Why is this board so shitty?
Can't we just remove this board?

It's just full of sad fags blaming other people ("normies") for their girl problems.
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it's your fault this board sucks, normie
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>>37716945
I don't even browse this board. My board is /pol/ lol

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>tfw you love trains and you get the captcha where you select all the squares with trains
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I remember when 4chan had no captcha.

I remember a lot of things...

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>Okay, Anon. I'm ready to take it up the butt for science!
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>>37716823
Did you just use my first name you fucking ape.

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I just thought of something while laughing to myself about something funny I remembered. Normalfags think it's weird and downright insane for people to laugh while alone or even worse if you're around people and no one else is laughing. That means they don't laugh because something is genuinely humorous to them and tickles their senses, but because and only because others around them are doing it in an "appropriate" setting. It's purely a social gesture to them and nothing more.

This shit is like how dogs never wag their tails when people aren't around. While this certainly isn't the first or only reason I've had this thought, I'm certainly questioning whether normalfags are sapient or merely NPCs performing actions off their programming and nothing more.
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