was tigger a nigger?
>18
>go to caves in like Kentucky or Tennessee
>Dad and brother go on shorter trip than I do so when we're getting ready they're not there
>everyone is asked to go around and say what they do
>I, at the time a perpetual liar, say i'm "in logging"
>outside, the tour guide picks up this chainsaw and looks right at me
>inside the cave are all sorts of delightful wonders
>like a wall we have to climb up
>they tell us only to climb it a certain way
>I climb up a different way, but make it to the top
>we stop after that and the tourguide says "you guys have to follow directions or we're gonna leave u in the cave-you who did it know who we're talking about
>person behind me who works there (no1 else is) shines her light on me during this schpiel
My cat just farted
>>38503542
My dog is hiding in the bathroom because she's scared of fliesshe's a pitbull
>>38503542
>>38503577
When's the last time either of you guys fucked your dog?
>>38503577
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>when my boss sits on his ass all day he's praised for being a "hard worker"
>whenever I do the same I'm apparently "lazy"
???
Can you imagine the people who get this shit done? Be thankful you're not like them robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUzCcEcfnUU
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DADDY KEK IN MY ASS
OH DADDY YOU MAKE ME SO HORNY
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Who here is actually sad rather than depressed. I mean depression is an illness that makes you feel down regardles of your social status, number of friend etc.
I'd say I feel motivated, I lead a normal life but I feel sad because I'm lonely, I have no friends, money, love etc.
>be mein
>9/10
>kein freundin
>mfw
How many cucks could a chad cuck if a chad could cuck a cuck?
How do they do it? It looks real.
They can't keep gettin away with it!
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING lllllllllllN MY SKllllllllllllllllllN
THESE WOUUUUUUNDS THEY WIIIIL NOT HEAAAAL
FEAR IS HOW l FALL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAAAAAAAAAA
Cant believe that mother fucker hung himself
#BeLikeChester
How do access dis.4chan.org?
>FUCK THE FASCISTS FOR TURNING THE US INTO A DICTATORSHIP AND FANNING HATRED, MORTY.
>yeah. F- fudge them
>OKAY NOW LET'S USE OUR SOCIALIST MIGHT TO DESTROY THEM, MORTY.
>oka okay, Rick.
Is wanting a long-term loving gf unrealistic? I don't care about losing my virginity, I just want a gf. I want her to spend time with me on all sorts of things. We could go hiking, camping, swimming, etc. After that, we could have intimate sexual relations. It feels hopeless looking for such a person as most girls get dicked by a lot of men now. My fear is that once they've had a few partners, I'll feel like just another guy to them instead of THE guy, while they'll be the only girl I've ever truly loved. Before someone says "it's just vagina bro hurr durr" I would like you to know that I am not wanting JUST that. If I did, I'd just hire an escort. I feel like there's no hope, especially considering I'm 22 already. Kill me, robot bros.
>>38502978
Lads, help me out here. I need to know if I'm delusional.
>>38502978
You and me both. I hope it's not unrealistic
>>38502978
It's pretty unlikely in this day and age, and if you're hoping she's a virgin, you pretty much have to get to her before she graduates high school. I've recently torrented the "girlfriend application system". It seems to have some solid advice on how to go from meeting a girl to making her your gf, but it doesn't really help on how/where to actually meet girls, which is definitely where I struggle the most.