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>>36727953
*teleports above*

wasn't expecting that were you

*places seal on back*

>>36728030
Turns out it was just a wood clone.
>bursts out of the ground below you
Gotcha!
>uses forbidden jutsu

>>36728104
*smash cut to reveal you have been inside my mangekyou sharingan the whole time *
>you thought you could beat me?
>not while I have these eyes

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>>36727929
You got /dopaminecucked/ like a baka desuuu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UsI9CXHm6o

>>36727929
i know that feel anon nothing i do i can find any fun in anymore

now do something you don't enjoy but is worth doing
you can stay in this self-reinforcing pit of comfortable sadness or you can try to break the cycle

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you can still be a qt trap or a qt gay boi :) there is always hope if you put enough effort in it :))

>>36727977
traps are gay boys

>>36728137
yep but more feminine than usual gays :)

a cigar and a beer

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Homely non-fat girls

>>36727792
Have you never heard of the hedgehog's dilemma, anon?

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You mad cause I'm stylin on your style

what an entertaining voice to read /r9k/ posts in
thanks op

>>36727582
I'm pretending to be a robot right now actually

>>36727550
listen to anime music from naruto video games

Anything by Blackmill, my man

>>36727550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzKHvoNWK2A

fulfil your emptiness with glory

>>36727510
women just wanna fuck everything up for us/everybody. You don't fucking sleep with me you won't legalize prostitution so just let me have this one thing god damn

>>36727510
this place is like the abyss stay to long in it's sphere of influence the truth will begin to reveal itself and soon you won't be able to go back i was happy being blissfully ignorant but it's true it's all true.

>>36727510
>some chick writes a bullshit think-piece on a website I've never heard of.
>EVERYBODY PANIC!!!

This is why you never had a real gf. Thankfully, when the sexbots come you can stop commenting on politics and leave the rest of us alone.

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That's not the point.

Finding the woman is only half the battle.

The other half is (You).

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>>36727372
>is it all just compromising and using one another
relationship are more like compromising and dealing with each other's emotional bullshit because you both need each other and you both put wayy to much commitment to stop now

>>36727443
That's sad as fuck m8.

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>>36727352
>c'mon you dumb ape, suck whitey's cock and we'll accept you as human beings

Only the saddest, weak minded and self loathing will actually take this kind of rhetoric seriously

Nothing funnier than seeing a coon among whites lecturing negros, a house negro

>>36727473
>You're either a porch monkey or a house negro

So what you're saying is there's no winning?

>>36728029
Unless you genocide whites there really isn't.

In the UK it's not illegal to visit an escort. Dunno where you're from but I assume 'murica?

>>36727350
yea and I dont live in or around nevada. ive seen some massage parlors on the side of the road and ive heard that some give full service, but ive also heard of police stings in my area that set up fake massage parlors to trap potential buyers

>>36727313
Saveup
Go to europe/se asia

>>36727242
Fuck right off, whore.

>btw guys i'm a grilllll
>pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fuck. Off.
Fuck off.


We seriously do not care. We don't care about your day, we don't care about your boyfriend, we don't care about your issues. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking opinions. Jesus Christ, why did you make this post? Did it benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE? No. You posted this because you are a solipsistic whore who thinks she matters because guys like her facebook photos. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "but i don't have fa-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't care about your fucking tumblr either. It's a site where you post pictures of yourself for validation, hell it could be /r9k/ for all that matters - you are still an attention whore. The guys that have called you beautiful on omegle have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you don't. You're valued for a vagina. That's it. Nothing else. Why you think owning something that 50% of the human population owns makes your opinions worthy of shit is fucking beyond me.

Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you. I cannot stand your vapid personality, the way you look so clueless all the time. You are a literal robot who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random guys on the internet i.e. us, and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring thoughts on our board? Think again, cunt. Girls like you are the most boring people anyone could ever meet, because you do nothing but talk about some guy you met on here or what was on tumblr or your hair or some song you supposedly like or just SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Fuck you. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or state something interesting, you literally just consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that.

>>36727242
Well what do you have to offer me as a discord girlfriend? I'll have you know my standards are very high

>>36727242
>Implying that you aren't a trap with implants.

>>36727221
watch Look Who's Back if you haven't seen it. It's bretty gud

>>36727268
what is the film about? anon?
On an unrelated note, I think that the robot is very good at making it difficult to leave a comment

>>36727333
Sorry, got distracted. Basically, Hitler somehow gets transported to modern times in stead of dying in his bunker, and it's a half comedy half serious movie about what it would be like if he was here now.

onions and bell peppers!

Can't go wrong with bacon and pepperoni

>>36727206
>what 2 toppings should i put on my pizza

Depends where you are
At dominos I like olives and spinach

But most places don't have spinach
Olives and something else might be good

Always get olives

T-thanks! Y-you too.

ori

>>36727149
is that a male girl sitting there?

>No tail.
d r o p p e d

>Is our conscience not just a collection of moral values instilled into us by society
duh
>then they must have a basis in something
based in people not wanting their shit wrecked my amoral fucks
>everything is permitted?
duh

>>36727073
You need to clean up your language.

>>36727073
God probably doesn't exist how religions depict him, anon.
Also, are you underage?