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so... my penguin had brown skin, flutterby hair, and a pink bow on (i unlocked the pink bow im not allowed to have membership) and i had no shirt on so i looked like i had nothing on basically and people were being rude
so i thought they being rude because people on club penguin are ridiculously racist, but that wasnt the case because a few seconds later Stu waddled up to me and said "ur naikey"
so now i knew exactly why i was a loner/outcast

i walked up to a guy wearing the beautiful Sun Stryker hair. BEAUTIFUL. if you dont know what that is, usually guy penguins wear it, but sometimes lesbian penguins do to but thats okay. he was wearing a spike collar and a black shirt with lightning on it as well and it was just really hot

so i waddled up to him and said "wanna go to my iggy" but then he just replied "ur naikey" so i knew immediately that i was done with club penguin rewritten. its just scam. a social thingamajig.

overall its just disgusting so i quit.
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>>37879228
I remember when my cousin first introduced me to this game as a kid. She was so innocent back then.


Now she is 20, a busexual fat whore eith peircings everywhere and talks like ghettp trash.

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How do you get an exit bag now that it's been made more difficult with diluted helium sources?
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It's pretty simple, you can still buy 95% pure helium from online sources. Nitrogen is also obtainable. You can also mix formic acid and sulfuric acid very easily to make carbon monoxide. If the fact that Party City no longer carries pure helium is a deterrent for you, then you don't really want to die. Anyone with half a brain could come up with other methods.

If this a legitimate obstacle for you, then you are not truly suicidal. Please, go get psychological help. Also, DO NOT kill yourself. If you truly wanted to die, you would have done it, you wouldn't be posting here. Go see some shrink.
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Where did you get this groundbreaking infomation son?
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Just do it the exact same way. Helium isn't the only lethal gas in the world.

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Why aren't you getting cutie 18 year old white girls to send you nudes just by showing your BMC (Big Mexican Cock) without ever showing face pics then making them call you daddy?
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>>37879165
Pranking and phishing dumb 18 year old Roastie whores sound like a great way for robots to vent their frustration on those whores in threads, how did you do it OP, got any tips?
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>>37879220
I just used real pics of my big cock taken at flattering angles. They don't notice it's a flattering angle and think it is a super huge cock of their dreams when it's only regular big.
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>>37879165
Post moar pls op. Also post your doodle

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Hey /r9k/. I need some place to vent in my last moments. I've had cancer for many years and this is basically the end. I've been taken off chemo and now I'm at home and have less than a week to live.

I was hoping to just talk to someone. I'm very afraid. I am so very afraid.
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hey if you post your kik or number (you have nothing to lose!) i'd deffo text you, im feeling very lonely myself
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>>37879148
Damn.
You want to talk on discord?
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>>37879148
Whats left to be scared of? You are dying on the clock. Time to start doing shit you think could be funny. Post you are dying on on tinder and swipe everything and cum on everything. Yell at people then say sorry you have cancer randomly.

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v74
Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the Samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecry

A battlecry
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>huge anime backlog
>huge tv show backlog
>huge vidya backlog
>spend all day shitposting on 4chan

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> be me
> have all sorts of old computers lying around
> taking A+ in july
> take old pcs apart
> build them up to point where have to put LED pwr connectors in
> little wires cant figure it out
> throw all computers in closet because so ashamed
who else is a brainlet here ?
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Hey anon

The floor is lava.
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Did minecraft spawn this trash?
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The floor is someone not PARTY ROCKING IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>suddenly remember music track from a MMO I used to play a shitton
>get the fluffy and tingly sense of happiness I lost from years ago
>immediately start downloading the game once I'm back from work
>spend 1 hour trying to remember my login and eventually just reset my password
>log in
>desolate field
>no players whatsoever
>empty cities
>check friends list
>Last Online: 4 years ago
>check guild
>Last Online: 2 years ago
>note: Thanks for all the great memories guys
>end up bawling

Why can't I go back to when I was happy?
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Man I remember runescape back in 2012
I mean, I was a teenager, and it wasn't precisely runescape golden Era, but it was fun as fuck, it had its charm and it wasn't as convoluted as today.
Those were the times indeed.
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>>37879107
FFXIV is pretty good now OP.

>>37879173
shit game, had nothing on the best MMO of all time, Dark Age of Camelot.
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>>37879107
whats the mmo?

Alright hear me out robots
>if a 13 year old boy takes and posts a picture of him with his shirt off (like in a pool or a shirtless mirror selfie) than that's 9 out of 10 times not considered child pornography
>however, if a 13 year old girl took a pic of her boobs than that's defiantly CP
>but what if that child claims to be transgender, making her female tiddies male nipples, does that make it CP?
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Child porn has to display the genitals or pubic area. Pictures of topless lolis and jailbait are legal in America.
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Doesn't transgender mean that they WANT different biology, not that they HAVE different biology?
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you can find pics of 13 year old girls vaginas and tits online legally

I forget the name of the relevant case law for this but this is actually a little bit of a gray area, the judge in this case famously said "you know it when you see it" regarding child porn

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ayo wats up
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ayo we dem boissssss
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Fucking normies. Samefaggot
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>>37879189
I made these mirrored images myself, was not samefagging, summer.

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I just accidentally spilt mouthwash on my dick. Ask me anything.
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call me succ papi
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>>37879417
Alright succ papi.
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how's your breath?

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>tfw have friends
>tfw good social skills
>tfw attractive
>tfw better than all you fags

originalloorl
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>tfw have a good normal life
>tfw larp as an autistic NEET every single day to make robots think they aren't as alone as they are
Am I a good person?
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>better than all you fags

lmao loser
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>>37879039

>tfw when everyone knows OP is just a little bitch

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Was 2007 truly the year where everything went to shit?

Mainstreaming of social media
PRISM Internet-spying program begins
The Big bang theory
Tumblr founded
Michael Bay's transformers
iPhones
Great Recession begins
Crank That Soulja Boy
Keeping Up with the Kardashians
Obama begins his campaign
History Channel begins to show not-history shows
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>>37879028
>Was 2007 truly the year where everything went to shit?
Nnnnnaaaaahhhh. More like 2008 or 2009 when The Great Recession finally kicked in.
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>>37879028
youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu dun dun dun
soldja boy tell em
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>>37879028
No, you're just young. Things have always been shit.

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is there some dumb site you guys use where everyone takes turn playing music that i can listen to?
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This is the ultimate, final, true redpill
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHHSHAHHAHAHAH
Now THAT is a hilarious joke, anonymous. How could you come up with something as wacky as that?
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it only seems like that because it got memed so hard it might have actually entered the dna of people
realistically, it's just a bunch of goofy fucking words trying to seem enlightened and holy with mysterious vagueness, highfalutin pronouncements, and bizarre imagery
the final redpill conveyable through language is the necessity of murdering language and ridding ourselves of this horseshit which is 99% lies on a good day
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Now that I sit back and think about it, it's been a real long time since I've heard anybody talking about Jesus Christ or God in general. And I'm a very outgoing person, I feel like the religion phase of humanity is really starting to slowly die out, unless you live in Saudi Arabia than yeah that's a different story, but here in America it's basically as if God is just absent.

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