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Tell me anon
If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight?
If you're so very good looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight?
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>>who is he quoting tho
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>Because tonight is just Iike any other night.
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>>36502862
Wow woah the Smiths
Deep dude, wow, you're so unique and morose woah
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>tfw college virgin
Anyone else living this feel?
Vid somewhat related
https://youtu.be/FHgM4C3jJig
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Yes. Fucking kill me I'm ready to die.
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>>36502886
what year are you? junior here
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>>36502847
yeah I graduated college a khv.
Oh well, you'll get over it kid. Once you start wagecucking, things will get better.
At least that's what they told me at every stage of my life.
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Who buys /prostituts/ here 2017-04-23 11:52:33 Post No.36502797
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Who buys /prostituts/ here
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2017-04-23 11:52:33
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I, ever so often, would purchase the services of an escort from Backpages. But, now that BP is down for the count, I don't really know where to go find one.
I'm hesitant about joining a service like p411 because I like to remain anon.
Where should I go?
USA (Colorado) BTW
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I just drive slowly down the backstreet
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Are you sure your not Chinese?
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>>36502797
I would just go to some local prostitutes in my area
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Nothing feels good, what do I do? 2017-04-23 11:50:18 Post No.36502749
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Nothing feels good, what do I do?
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I have a job that pays me well enough that I can live comfortable in a very nice area and make frivolous purchases. I've had ok relationships with women (single now but occasionally sleeping with somebody.) I'm doing well... I'm doing good enough that I really shouldn't be worried about things... but life is full of trivial conversations, a job that is ultimately not fulfilling, I have a libido but sex is boring. I don't feel interested in relationships, I don't feel interested in anything about where I am in life. I... when I was younger I used to do H. It wasn't really beneficial in any way but I guess it made the time till death more bearable. Even success in life brings nothing /r9k/ what do I do? I've already thought about KYS but ultimately it goes against what I believe from an existentialist point of view. I need to make this reality something different--not end it. Any pointers mr. anime image board?
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>>36502749
Travel. Go bounce around the Caribbean islands, sniff armpits in Mykanos, go look at monkeys in Borneo, that sort of thing.
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>>36502839
Maybe you're right. I just drove up from the south, it felt nice to just be alone for two days in new ground. I already travel a lot for work though and feel even worse when i'm alone in that hotel room in some strange place... I think travel could help being that adventure is certainly something I need in life but what if where ever it is I go I feel the same? I only ask because it seems to be the case
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Free base that H to the dome boyo
>Starting daygame tomorrow
Pray for me lads
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>>36502732
You'll be wasting your time, Brobot. Focus on improving yourself first.
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>>36503167
I have been for the past 2 years.
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>>36503301
Then you should be meeting women as a normal part of your social life. Focus on going out and doing things you love, then talk to the women who are also there. That's how normal, healthy people meet one another.
"Daygame" is bullshit if you aren't a male model. Try if it you want, but don't waste too much of your precious time at it.
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When did you start drinking, robots ?
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>>36502708
At about twenty two. Am from overly sheltered family. Didn't party cause had no 'friends' to pressure me to start drinking. I don't really drink cause I only have the one liver
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>>36502708
>When did you start drinking, robots ?
I've tried about a spoonful of alcohol in my life.
I'm never going to start drinking, it's a waste
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After my life went to hell at 27
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What do your parents think of you, /r9k/?
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>>36502707
My dad treats me like a retard and idk what my mom thinks if me, i removed her from my life when she kicked me out so she could be alone with her bf.
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>>36502707
My step dad thinks I can do no wrong and I'm pretty sure my mom likes me.
I think my deadbeat sis really lowered the bar for me.
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My dad's worried I'm going to kill myself
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I NEED MONEY, I WANNA BE /FA/, A SAD BOY, I NEED GIRLS, IM A 19YO KV
REEEEEEEEEE
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>>36502685
You need money.. For plastic surgery. If you aren't attractive enough for girls as it is, you'll look like an even uglier tryhard with those ninja clothes.
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>>36502685
>this guy is wearing two pairs of shorts and tights
>this is somehow fashionable
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Where can i buy /fa/ shit? i only have paypal
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ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE
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>Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.
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>>36502676
YOU COME FROM NOTHING YOU GO BACK TO NOTHING
WHAT HAVE YOU LOST?NOTHING
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>>36502676
I'MM A LUUUMBERJAAAACK AND II'MMM OKAAAY
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>order methyl b12 (sublingual of course) and plant based omega 3 pills two days ago
>amazon says it won't come till Tuesday
Why is Amazon trying to kill me? I need my supplements
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>>36502447
here's a good supplement for you
*whips out dick*
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>>36502573
Thanks for posting in my thread! I really appreciate it
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Maybe you should have ordered them BEFORE running out you fucking baka.
>Yo, Anon. I must say, you're looking pretty good lately. Better than usual. This is going to be awkward to ask. But do you want to get a pack of glow-in-the-dark condoms and play some Star Wars?
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I hate the gays but this made me laugh a hearty one.
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>>36502412
Or I could call over my friend Geppito and we could switch bodies.
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>>36502412
I'd say no because that's fucking cringe and I'm sick of Star Wars.
>>36502459
>Stevenfag hates the gays
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MY DAY HAS FINALLY COME BOYS
HAVE HOPE FELLOW ROBOTS
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>>36502400
She's ugly though anon
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>>36502475
you're jealous though anon
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I'm happy for you
Tell us if she swipes right on you
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Any robots for Argentina here?
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Ayyy Como andas puto
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>>36502313
Hola guachin
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>>36503159
Hola, alguno de ustedes es una chica de 15 anios?
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What's the best Subway sandwich combo? Looking for something that will blow my mind.
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>herbs and cheese bread
>spicy Italian (all 3 types of salami)
>extra pepperjack cheese
>olives
>onions
>gherkins
>jalapenos if you're that way inclined
>ranch dressing
GOAT
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pizza sub with mayo, honey mustard and marinara sauce and jalapenos, then get a choc chip cookie and crumble it over the fillings.
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>>36502242
I like the cheese oregano bread + cheese + tomato + pickle + letuce + onion + orange sauce
or else the flatbread instead of cheese oregano
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>tfw no smart gf to investigate paranormal hauntings with
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>>36502233
You were on that /tv/ thread too, huh?
Yeah, i would love a wednesday gf.
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She is so hot and aged great.
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>>36502321
link me 2 thread pls
I wasnt there but Ive always wants a semi-depressed edgy the Cure and Joy Divison gf