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2017-01-12 06:42:45 Post No.34092474
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:42:45 Post No. 34092474 [Report] [View this topic]

Really tinkles your twinkles

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:44:32 Post No.34092510
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>>34092474
The only one that's correct is the first one. Which tumblreddit blog did this come from, one of N.yanners' orbiters?

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:45:28 Post No.34092523
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I do not have a fear of being treated like a child, and I do not know if other people think I am pathetic.

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>>34092474
Only the first three. Maybe 5 but I don't really know what that would constitute.

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2017-01-12 06:41:29 Post No.34092444
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:41:29 Post No. 34092444 [Report] [View this topic]

Yall robots seem to think that you're victims of an injustice perpetrated solely by normies and chads and women. But maybe, just maybe, did you ever stop to wonder whether, instead, it's YOU who is the problem?

Just food for thought

byebye

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:42:16 Post No.34092462
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>>34092444
Eat a dick you normalfag apologist

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:42:17 Post No.34092463
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>>34092444
checking triples in a low quality "normie offers worthless advice" thread

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:42:36 Post No.34092471
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>>34092444
Instrumentality would be robots perfect dream because there wouldnt exist any social casts.

Anonymous
you have a roastie lol 2017-01-12 06:41:13 Post No.34092439
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you have a roastie lol Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:41:13 Post No. 34092439 [Report] [View this topic]

>girl drops her panties for me for the first time
>"wow, you have an outie"
>"what? what difference does it make?"
>"you've had a lot of dick, haven't you?"
>"what the fuck is wrong with you?"
>leaves

might unironically consider kay am ass right now. thanks /r9k/.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:42:49 Post No.34092475
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kek funny story OP.

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:44:46 Post No.34092514
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>>34092439
roastie got toasty
but OP cries the mosty

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:46:07 Post No.34092543
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:46:07 Post No.34092543 [Report]

>telling a roast she has a roast
That takes a lot of balls anon but don't be surprised when she tells people you're a misogynist because you didn't worship the roast

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2017-01-12 06:38:04 Post No.34092386
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:38:04 Post No. 34092386 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw people born in 2000 already had more action than you.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:40:09 Post No.34092423
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:40:09 Post No.34092423 [Report]

>tfw freshmen boys have sucked more dick than you

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:52:43 Post No.34092698
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>>34092423

Whatever floats your boat, gai boi

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:56:23 Post No.34092771
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>>34092698
I never said anything about being gay, faggot.

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2017-01-12 06:36:59 Post No.34092366
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:36:59 Post No. 34092366 [Report] [View this topic]

how am i suposed to tell my mother that i want to pay my wow subscription from her bank account

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:38:24 Post No.34092394
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>>34092366
"I want to pay my wow subscription from your bank account"

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Usually I just give my mom the equivalent in cash and ask to use her card. Sometimes she lets me keep the cash and just use her card depending how hard up for cash she is

t. NEET pro

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:39:20 Post No.34092406
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>>34092366
You play a private server and stop playing retail cancer. WOTLK best expo.

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socialization strategies 2017-01-12 06:34:39 Post No.34092324
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socialization strategies Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:34:39 Post No. 34092324 [Report] [View this topic]

Alot of us want and actually NEED to become more functional in society. ITT, share tips and help for other anons, to help them function better in social environments.

Here's a great tip: stop watching porn, today and permanently.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:36:08 Post No.34092348
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>>34092324
Why try?

Normalfags can suss out weirdos/robots/non-normalfags.
They don't want to be your friend, they just want you around to entertain them, and when you fail at that, they'll move on without a second thought.

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:37:30 Post No.34092375
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>>34092324
Here's a great tip: the workload to becoming passably normal is so great that suicide is a much faster method to ending misery

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:39:49 Post No.34092418
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This is a thinly veiled Nofap thread, probably created by a /pol/ack who has made it his personal mission to root out 'degeneracy'.

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2017-01-12 06:32:52 Post No.34092293
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:32:52 Post No. 34092293 [Report] [View this topic]

This explains the sudden influx of normies lately

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:34:39 Post No.34092323
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>>34092293
We're a little far removed from 'sekrit club' these days, but how the fuck are they finding out about 4chan to begin with?

I mean aside from places like reddit.

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:37:05 Post No.34092369
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>>34092293
It's all thanks to /pol/ and the elections. They're leaking to other boards too.

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:38:19 Post No.34092391
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:38:19 Post No.34092391 [Report]

$100% that is mostly people heading straight to /pol/. Normalfags don't want depressed robot feels or to hear greentext of failed normalfags blogposting. They want the edgy shit they hear about on the news. They wanna see all what the big deal is about this place called /pol/ and the alt-right.

Also 4chan was never a "sekrit club" and I know you're a newfag because you unironically use the term normies. If you want secret club shit, go to wiz or something else like that.

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Make Robots Cool Again 2017-01-12 06:31:46 Post No.34092276
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Make Robots Cool Again Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:31:46 Post No. 34092276 [Report] [View this topic]

Wassup faggots. I'm a successful musician with a house, a lover, two pets, a career, a sense of self-worth, and I keep my home tidy.

Everyone calls me a hipster because I'm queer musician and I am hip. What can I do to make your average robot more hip in the eyes of the American public?

Because it's cool to be stylish and smart, and only dirty hippies like me can get away with going for days without showering.

I am the least normal person I know so don't even try and accuse me of being less normal than your average /r9k/ user.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:33:56 Post No.34092310
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>successful "queer musician", sense of self worth, homeowner

>>I'm the most least normal person I swears I'm a robot guise

Don't you have some kind of duet album to record with Ellen Degenerate

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:39:48 Post No.34092416
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:39:48 Post No.34092416 [Report]

I bet I am far weirder than you. I am just much better at hiding it. You don't know my secrets.

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:41:50 Post No.34092453
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:41:50 Post No.34092453 [Report]

Maybe robots are not weird at all they are just unloved people that feel like broken robots inside. I'm not a robot which is why I made this thread.

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2017-01-12 06:31:05 Post No.34092264
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:31:05 Post No. 34092264 [Report] [View this topic]

What did you do today wageslaves?

>defeating an entire army in Age of Empires like a true conqueror, developing my strategic and logical thinking
>fighting the fucking axis in Hearts of Iron and saving the earth
>ruling an entire civilization in civilization 6
>being the hero/god/emperor in countless other games.
>fapping to the cutest and sexiest women on earth, 2d and 3d. sometimes I make my own babes in hentai/porn games or sims4 and fap to them. but that's not even necessary because there is hentai to everything. only ancient rulers with harems had this kind of freedom.
>eating the tastiest fast food. why? because I can. sometimes it gets delivered like I'm a king.
>getting drunk on beer. beer is so cheap where I live you can do it basically every 2nd day.
>maybe next month I'll get me some drugs.
>can't await what new games the next month has in store for me.
>watch documentaries basically every 2nd day and know more about history, global politics, cultures, politics etc... than any non-professional.
>read news every day and know fucking everything about everything.

But sure, flipping burgers is so much better and more interesting, right? Being with annoying coworkers is more interesting than being with your waifu, right?

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:33:55 Post No.34092309
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>>34092264
And the best part... all is being paid for by wageslaves.

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:36:49 Post No.34092361
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>>34092264
>pretend
>consume
>indulge
Summed up your gluttonous, narcissistic lifestyle. When was the last time you:
>did, rather than fantasized
>created, rather than entertaining yourself with others' creations
>sacrificed for others' betterment, rather than just distracting yourself from your inevitable death all your days

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:37:08 Post No.34092370
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>>34092264
Well since you asked:
>Woke up
>Had a shower
>Eat breakfast
>Went to work
>I do software development for a group of traders
>Made a a few trades myself
>Went to the gym with some guys from work
>Stopped off at the pub, had a pint with said guys
>Came home and shitposted on 4chan for a while
>Made about 285k last year (pre-tax, about 160,000 post tax).

What did you do today, anon?

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2017-01-12 06:31:04 Post No.34092263
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:31:04 Post No. 34092263 [Report] [View this topic]

We all know we are unhappy. But what about a little thread of happiness?

ITT we post the best thing/moment that ever happened in our life.

>road trip with my father in the Highlands in Scotland
>viewing the most beautiful sceneries I have ever seen in my life

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:32:54 Post No.34092294
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>>34092263
I can't remember being happy like that, but i feel good when i've had a few beers and some pizza while watching K-on!

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>>34092263
>going to jisneyland and meeting qt girl who I spent the day with
>most functional, happiest, touchy 'date' I'd ever been on
>ever
That was when I was 17.

I'm 32 now and haven't been close to an unrelated female since.

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>>34092263
I've been there anon, saw tons of elk and pheasants and sheep just walking over the road. Shit was amazing.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:29:21 Post No. 34092242 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are normies always so desperate to have children?

>no money
>no time for yourself
>having to deal with things like crying and tantrums
>child will probably be ungrateful and hate you
>you pretty much lose all of your freedom for the next 18 years

How is any of that appealing?

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:30:07 Post No.34092251
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you see the appeal of it when you grow out of being a child

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>>34092242
Having children is a meme like getting married.
Normies think it's part of the life experience.

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:31:43 Post No.34092274
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>>34092242

They realize how much they don't matter and are desperate to have externally validated purpose, so they create human beings that need them to survive.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:28:38 Post No. 34092230 [Report] [View this topic]

Life is characterized by suffering

Suffering is caused by desire and craving and grasping

the cessation of suffering consists in the cessation of desire, craving, and grasping

That's for you, robots

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:29:54 Post No.34092247
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>implying there's such thing as women who suffer
By that metric I guess men are the only ones truly living

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You bangin' lots of Indian chicks, Nate?

Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:31:28 Post No.34092270
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>>34092230
>dont wish for things because it hurts when you dont get them
>live as an empty husk
>then die happy because you didnt suffer or something
>attain nothing except for non suffering

buddhism is a fag religion

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Manlet thread Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:19:12 Post No. 34092093 [Report] [View this topic]

we will rule the world edition

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:20:52 Post No.34092116
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>those guys
>ruling the world

hah

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>tfw 5'10

originale

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>Disproportionate number of CEOs are over 6'0, may be the norm even
>All the presidents in my lifetime were over 6'0
>Trump is 6'3

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:19:11 Post No. 34092091 [Report] [View this topic]

Can we get a depressing/comfy music thread going?

i'll be starting out with one of my favorite albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O2JdoFMIwk

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:25:25 Post No.34092188
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>>34092091
I love that album. This is what I've been listening to recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLCwrbxM8AU

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>>34092188
nice album anon, never heard of it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_bQCTFkLTk
be well.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:17:49 Post No. 34092076 [Report] [View this topic]

I think there's a few things we can agree on regarding criteria for being a robot.

If you have had sex and/or have had a bf/gf, you're a normalfag and you cannot relate to us.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 06:19:43 Post No.34092105
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>>34092076
I agree but there are alot of 'people' who'd argue against that.
>abloo i has a gf but im still da same aminey watching trap fapping robutt i used ta be

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>>34092105
They've invaded this board for sure, alright.

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>>34092105
>i'm a robot because i watch anime and trap porn
Normalfags like anime sometimes and i bet they fap to trap as well.

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