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Well, gay for pay.

>>37600953
But they do look like that. Look at the guys on the floats in pride parades. They have physiques similar to pic related

all the gays i know are fat ugly flamboyant morons. where do i find a nice fit bf

i have none because in attractive and have social skills

i have none because even though I have no social skills I'm attractive

>>37600872
i have none because although I'm attractive and have some social skills, I relaize that stacies are probably bad for me. I'm going after a blonde christian virgin wants-family wife-material girl at the moment. You faggots are stuck with anime,

>that fatty that wore a hoodie every day because he thought it hid his girth

>that kid who made things up about other kids

>that kid who wanted to be crazy frog so he walked around with his dingaling out

how did we get a fat orange retard for president

>>37600804
British politicians as a whole are terrible. No one articulated an economic leftist message as well as Corbyn, though but I can't make excuses for May. Clinton probably would've lost to Corbyn even with the (((DNC))) shenanigans. And cut Le Pen some slack, her real shot is in a few years if Macron can't keep the status quo together.

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>>37600820
Go home, Shareblue/CTR/leftypol

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>>37600751
>should i kill myself
No. You should return to reality and adapt to thrive in it instead of deluding yourself into a fantasy world.

>>37600892

yeah but reality sucks

>>37600751
>should I kill myself

yes, I dont wanna say it in a bully way, but yes. There is no reason to go on and if you can't enjoy anything, end your misery with fast and painless solution. I will try to find a gun to suicide, I can't jump off the building cuz I am too scared. I am also too pussy to try other methods.

Just end your misery man, no need to suffer

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Donut operator is pretty cool on youtube. he covers police shootings and stuff like that. (fromer swat member and police officer and streams vidyas

>>37600699
nice dubs btw orginolio commentiolio

find a sport/instrument that interests you

and/or

do alcohol/drugs

>>37600601
Take more pictures

Are you there on your own?

>>37600616
THIS TAKE PICTURE OF CUTES GRUELRURKRRUEJDBSJSHDJS RIGHT NOW !!!!!!
(and go watch some manga too)

Went to a convention alone twice and ended up crying both times. Everyone there was with friends or gfs and having the time of their lives and there I was alone, the only other ones alone were those 40 year old bald fat guys with big cameras that go around taking pictures of the girls.

I just wish someone in this world cared about me.

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>>37600566
I want to rest those heavy titties in my mouth.

>>37600566
Why would you stop?

Eventually you'll want something more, and move into ssbbw.

From there, you'll move solely into belly play, and you'll only get off when you see their fat jiggle, imagining yourself fucking their belly button.

lol you guys are gross

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>tfw no weed n feet gf

I've got one and sex while smoking is awsome.

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>tfw no mdma gf

>>37600490
whites are the minority of the world and there will be like 4 Billion negroes by the end of the century though

>>37600506
Shut up with your fake facts. I can't stand people like you go back to /pol/.

>>37600490
iktf, hopefully the Jews wipe them out

On your computer screen.
Watching anime.

public places and institutions

>>37600461
The type of girls you meet at the places you're 'supposed' to meet girls aren't the ones you want.

I can't poop without fingering my ass. I'm a guy.

>>37600434

That's a medical problem. See a doctor.

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I can't trust people at all
An alternative thought line of mine constantly analyzes people's thoughts and actions in a negative manner, as if they were all out to get me or use me or manipulate me
I haven't trusted anyone in years and each time I came close to it was quickly shattered by reality

It doesn't help I barely have any friends as things are
I just want to breathe

>>37600359
Depends on what you are hating and doubting about yourself.

>>37600385
personality, looks, doubt that my few friends actually like me so the basic stuff

>>37600401
That's a litte vague.
I remember disliking my nose, because it has a mole. I began to hide my face because of that mole. At some point I just understood that nobody really gives a damn about it.

What part of your personality don't you like? Again, that a little vague. There must be some certain thing you can't stand.

>>37600281
/r9k/ got removed once. Never forget about that.

>>37600281
/r9k/ and /pol/ should be removed. They are full of normalshis.

>>37600281
Just think of them as paranoid retards here to be mocked and laughed at. They usually get their asses handed to them when they wander off their circle jerk of a board.

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samurai jack is a shit show that tries way too hard to imitate anime without getting what makes anime great. watch kemono friends instead its gold

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>>37600276
Haha yeah guys I'm totally not offended, this is just a bait thread af-YOU TAKE THAT BACK, TAKE IT BACK OR I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY AND ANIMALS IN FRONT OF YOU

>>37600291
Samurai jack was a shit show I don't know why they brought it back. I'm not even kidding either it sucked.