>got a job paid 10$/hr (not min wage)
>got a girlfriend
>got a car
I'm doing it guys I'm no longer a robot!
why is he still relevant
anyone else lack the will to lie but also too afraid of possible pain and possible ramifications of failing so you dont pull the trigger?
I DID IT BOYS, i GOT A JOB
next thing you know I'll be poppin pussies and looking at boobs irl
I just watched this video and realized it's been 11 years since Oblivion was released
>Tfw you will never be this baby
>You will never be breast fed by your own personal black mammy
>Are you ready for your pelvic exam, fembot?
>oh anon you are so silly, size doesn't matte-
I'm so sorry Asian and white ""men"". We all knew it was only a matter of BBC.
i'm looking to meet new people from r9k. i like to cook and i listen to indie garbage. i like to vc more than anything. add me/add me to your servers.
>Dad, I prepared for several months to finally come out to you... And the first thing you suggest is going to a STRIP CLUB!?
>Started college this week
>Think it's gonna be great
>just like highschool just living on your own and more work
>realize I still have 4 more years of this left
>Can't even drop out cause I'll end up disappointing my entire family
>Wouldn't be able to look at my parents knowing I'm a disappointment to them
Fuck my life
My ex gf was a syrian (canadian passport) short gamer girl qt
>tfw she supportrd me in dota in safe lane
>tfw she was rich and would pay for our hotel visits
>tfw played with her boobs, gave me a handjob+blowjob
>pic related is mfw taking an arab girls virtue beforeher marriage
>Anon have you ever played willy wars before???
>The players wank their willies and whoever shoots the most willy milk get's to use the loser's bum as a fanny!!!
>I used to play with chinese keith but his sister told his parents and now he's not allowed to play any more!!
>We should have never let her watch! that's why no girls are allowed in willy wars anymore!
>My big fat willy used to always beat keith's little brown chinky one!!! :D
>But then when i used his bum he'd make SO MUCH WILLY JUICE it was crazy!!! and he used to beg me to shoot my willy juice in his bum!!!
>I think it was so his parents wouldn't see all the mess and get him in trouble, that's probably why he used to Iick up all the willymilk too!