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>be 18
>no job
>no gf
>no car

>be 19
>got a job paid 10$/hr (not min wage)
>got a girlfriend
>got a car
I'm doing it guys I'm no longer a robot!
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>be 20
>got a job paid 2$/hr
>no girlfriend
>no car
I'm trying guys

why is he still relevant
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is he though
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>>39263141
People stopped caring about him like, a year ago my man.
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>>39263141
he really isn't
was he ever?

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anyone else lack the will to lie but also too afraid of possible pain and possible ramifications of failing so you dont pull the trigger?
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p much im down to die

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I DID IT BOYS, i GOT A JOB

next thing you know I'll be poppin pussies and looking at boobs irl
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Good shit anon, what's your job?
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>>39264049
Potwashing
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>>39264064
>>39264064
kek
this is original REEEEEEEE

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I just watched this video and realized it's been 11 years since Oblivion was released
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyzxm6nH23I&t=30s
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>Tfw you will never be this baby
>You will never be breast fed by your own personal black mammy
Why live?
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>>39263034
I feel the same way too anon.
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>you will never be molested by her

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>Are you ready for your pelvic exam, fembot?
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>Be medfag
>The only "intimate" things I have ever done with anyone were through examinations

At least that's over now. Obs and gynae was a fucking nightmare.
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>>39263114
r u indian
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>>39263164
Obviously m8.

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>oh anon you are so silly, size doesn't matte-
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>putting the can behind where the dick starts
Pathetic little cheater.
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>>39262946
>being so stupid you dont know the length of an inch.
Protip the right one is around 4.
If she wasnt a slut then a small dick would be alright for her....
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>>39263119
is this autism or shitposting

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Asian here.

I'm so sorry Asian and white ""men"". We all knew it was only a matter of BBC.
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thats okay i dont like gooks

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i'm looking to meet new people from r9k. i like to cook and i listen to indie garbage. i like to vc more than anything. add me/add me to your servers.

slate#0886
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>Dad, I prepared for several months to finally come out to you... And the first thing you suggest is going to a STRIP CLUB!?
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>Started college this week
>Think it's gonna be great
>classes start
>just like highschool just living on your own and more work
>Hate it

>realize I still have 4 more years of this left

>Can't even drop out cause I'll end up disappointing my entire family
>Wouldn't be able to look at my parents knowing I'm a disappointment to them

Fuck my life
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My ex gf was a syrian (canadian passport) short gamer girl qt

>tfw she supportrd me in dota in safe lane
>tfw she was rich and would pay for our hotel visits
>tfw played with her boobs, gave me a handjob+blowjob
>pic related is mfw taking an arab girls virtue beforeher marriage

AMA
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>tfw no refugee gf

Pls end my lyfu

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>Anon have you ever played willy wars before???
>The players wank their willies and whoever shoots the most willy milk get's to use the loser's bum as a fanny!!!
>I used to play with chinese keith but his sister told his parents and now he's not allowed to play any more!!
>We should have never let her watch! that's why no girls are allowed in willy wars anymore!
>My big fat willy used to always beat keith's little brown chinky one!!! :D
>But then when i used his bum he'd make SO MUCH WILLY JUICE it was crazy!!! and he used to beg me to shoot my willy juice in his bum!!!
>I think it was so his parents wouldn't see all the mess and get him in trouble, that's probably why he used to Iick up all the willymilk too!
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oi bruv this is fockin gay innit
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>>39263577
>oi bruv this is fockin gay innit
no
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>tfw you will never purposely lose willy wars so another boy will ram your butt


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