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>>34871865
even literally retarded women only settle for Chad

just fucking lol

we don't hate women, stoppit.

we're just making a point that it's women that need men, and not the other way around.

>>34871865
>be 19 year old KHV
>decide to post my kik on /soc/ because lonely as fuck
>some girl actually messages me the next day
>convinced she is a trap or a guy pretending to be a girl
>talk to her anyways because I'm so lonely
>turns out she lives a little less than 3 hours from me
>talk with her everyday because the conversations we have are actually interesting
>say that she's just using me as an orbiter and she gets mad at me
>turns out to actually be a girl
>she says she likes talking with me
>holy shit maybe I have actually found a nice girl

Cont?

>>34871752
yeah
orenginalito
the most original ocmmetn in eotot

>tfw finally losing my fat
>but also my teeth and my mind
ain't no winning

Doing 1 meal a day life style change. Lost about 50lbs this year and have a remaining 20lbs to go. Over ate today though, at 3 "meals". A chunkys suasage gumbo soup, a bag of steamed corn, and a bag of green beans. I feel bloated and gross right now , but I'll get back to a one meal a day again tomorrow. I've been surpressing the little hunger I do get buy smoking a bunch of cigarettes. But the diet itself makes sure you rarely get hunger pains as your stomache shrinks I think. Downsides so far is that I'm losing hair and also get a weird "light headed" feeling sometimes but not really/? It's like my face gets kinda hot and I feel like I'm being disconnected and numb to the physical world.

What happened to penis aesthetics? We went from beautiful tiny Greek penises to Tyrone's massive horsecock.

>"Venus (or Aphrodite) of the beautiful buttocks"
Damn...

>>34871654
I'd love to get into sculpting as a hobby. It was amazing fun when I was allowed to do it at uni

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bumping for ideas, last i checked he was obsessed with this one girl, who is completely creeped out by him, nobody likes him or talks to him as far as I know

I'm going to make Orlando look like a fucking amusement park. A lot of people are going to get theirs.

lmao you aren't a psychopath, why do you think so? if you have lower affect and less empathy it could be from any number of things like depression.

what do you get out of getting him to kill himself, why do you care enough to want him to? if you want help you should probably give more info on him too

Why the fuck do you care?

campbe route

>>34871422
I hate to say it like this, but unless it's already a commonly accepted idea people won't give it as much thought.

The average person relies on the rest of the world to filter out loony ideas and good ideas. In otherwords. The average person is a sheep on most issues.

>>34871561
because over 80% of people who kill themselves are men you heartless cunt

>>34871407

You better have had a good reason to not accept, like having a gf yourself

Otherwise you're a lost cause man

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>>34871407
Why did have to reject her?

>>34871407
Why did you do the rejecting of the girl?

Reality tv is random trash, you need /b/.

>>34871313
Nothing wrong with trashy humour, that's why we come here.

I'd want to avoid /b/ and /v/ since they've pathetic versions of their past.

2 from /fit/
2 from /pol/
2 from /r9k/
2 from /trash/
2 from /jp/
2 from /x/

each pair is one male, one female

Somebody call Sea World, their manatees escaped

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>>34870990
Please sir may I have some more pictures of the girl on the left

left - 6 drinks
second from left - 6 drinks
second from right - 2 drinks
right - 10 drinks partially blacked out

Bump. Don't leave her hanging.

>>34870803
you have something hanging out of your nose, need a tissue?

Stop please

The feels

There is a time and place for everything...but not now.

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Roses are red
Petunias are white
Here comes the needle
Hold on tight!

>>34870848

thats a nice shipman pepe

Oh, how I missed Shipman posting. Thanks for this anon.

yeah, i havent got to use it on anyone else yet but sometimes i wear it for fun

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>>34870623
Why not? Please use it on me

>>34870636
I got it to use on my now ex but we couldnt get the dildo to fit so it went unused

lol sure thing

I want to BE a thicc girl, not have one

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>>34870611
>I want to BE a thicc girl, not have one
please don't strive towards being thicc anon

lose weight

>>34870651
I want to be the kind of girl that robots like.

Does that mean thicc or thin?

>>34870521
Naked girls, and naked people in general are hilarious looking. I prefer when people wear clothing. A girl in a bra and panties looks better than the same girl completely naked to me.

Feels bad man with a gun

But I have seen 4.
One was a topless girl in a beach in brazil and the other when I was spying a girl changing in an hotel room I could see from my window. Dumb bitch changed with the window open lmao.
The other two were my cousin and the sister of a friend

srsly kys please

>>34870299
this desu, kys OP

Sage goes in all feels

Mods plz

>>34870206
Fuck off

C U C K
U
C
K

>>34870206
>Is this kind of exposure good?
Are you a nazi? By answering that, you answer your own question.

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Hmmm idk
i really dont know